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dnncats · 9 months
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the many layers of simon riley
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planetwaving · 2 months
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still losing my mind over this . you literally sang the song what the fuck did you think it was about ??? 😭
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「 I'd murder for a whiskey... 」
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in-restless-walks · 12 days
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Simon & Garfunkel, 1977 Britt Awards (rehearsals)
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tojisun · 6 months
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this is so biker simon coded omfg
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I ADDED THIS TO MY PLAYLIST SO QUICK OMG AND UR SO RIGHT THIS IS SO BIKER!SIMON CODED!! the way he’s so affected by what she does to him??? mmmmm thats simon alright
i should definitely write smut on simon’s pov omg??
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hearing the words you tell him – si, y’r so fuckin’ hot like this; love how y’r so sure of y’rself; my big boy, so protective of me – while he’s on the road, his hands gripping the handlebars so tight that his knuckles turn pale, his body trembling and racked with echoing desires.
makes simon swerve towards the nearest exit to take a taste of you, greedy hands quick in pulling your helmets away so his lips can rove across your face – kissing your brow bone, nipping your cheek, then finally ravishing your lips, tugging and licking and reducing you to stuttered breaths.
his hands mapping your body, fiddling with your zippers and ripping your jacket away to feel your chilled skin underneath. slides his hands along the sides of your waist, trailing down to grip your hips, before finding purchase on the swell of your ass where he picks you up and deposits you on the seat of his bike.
simon steps between your parted legs, slotting himself there as he continues to steal the air in your lungs, so drunk off of you. so drunk of how you taste.
and when he pulls back just enough to free his lips, all he says is, “c’mon sweet girl. show me how much you need me.”
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kruemel8 · 6 months
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lights-on-the-ridge · 3 months
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i dont speak Scot and neither does Simon😭
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haemosexuality · 8 months
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why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes
#i was watching a streamer react to f&c which ok i admit i brought this upon myself#but oh my godddddd#''i think farmworld finn's wife was pb'' even ignoring that one of his kids looks exactly like human huntress wizard WHAT#WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THAT BE TRUE. AFTER THEYVE SPENT S I X S E A S O N S SHOWING WHY PBXFINN COULD NEVER BE A THING#LITERALLY SEVERAL SEASONS SHOWING 1-PB WILK NEVER LIKE FINN BACK THEY ARE INCOMPATIBLE 2-FINN HAS MOVED ON HE HAS ACCEPTED THAT AND GOTTEN#OVER HIS CHILDHOOD LOVE ON HER AND ONLY AFTER THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO FORM A FRIENDSHIP#THATS LIKE ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS OF THE SHOW#WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY TAKE THAT BACK AND MAKE HIM HAVE FUCKING KIDS WITH HER IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE?????????#''did prismo just die in the end of episode 4??? oh no what a mystery'' oh yeah dude they totally killed off one of the most important#characters in like 5 seconds with almost no ceremony. without even acknowledging it. thats totally how character deaths work#this is totally plausible#''what the fuck im gonna get so mad of simon actually becomes ice king again'' ARE YOU STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD#HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ''CREATING A CONFLICT AND THEN RESOLVING IT''#HOLY FUCKING SHIT#sorry this is making me go insane a little bit.#adventure time#fionna and cake#every time i see some guy mention pbxfinn and a thing that could have happened i fly into a rage. you are so fucking stupid. you have the#mental capabilities of a child. never open your mouth again.#as a thing* that could have happened
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zombie-hickey · 2 months
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Men look better on their hands and knees. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
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paul-simon-juggling · 6 months
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I've never seen this pic of Shelley and Paul before!
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He was sunshine...........
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...............I was midnight rain
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Ok guys, one more round of...
The Ring(s)!
So, we're all familiar with Paul's ring he wore through the 60s and mysteriously disappeared by the end of '69/beginning of '70, right?
And most of us must be familiar with Artie's ring he apparently wore one time (at least on his finger) in '68.
Here are some nice pics where you can see both anyway.
So, let's speculate.
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Shall I start?
I do believe Paul's ring was very important to him. He always seemed to show it, too (poses and such). I don't think it's a coincidence that he stopped wearing it around the time things went bad with Artie. Might be a coincidence as well, but I don't believe in such things.
Artie's ring appeared only once thus far worn on the same finger of the same hand as Paul's (and we all know what that finger and hand mean, yeah? At least, where I'm from). To me it looks different but also somehow similar - it's kinda big, not the ring that goes unnoticed. Maybe it was a fashionable type of back then? These two don't really seem like they care about fashion items though, so I'd dare to say that Artie's ring probably meant something too. Fascinating how it only appeared once. Maybe he wore it as a pendant? Or kept it in his pocket?
Anyway, please let's talk about it once more!
Pics of the concerts can be found here - worth reading, too!
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bi-writes · 2 months
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and ex-husband!simon being so possessive that he doesn't let anyone come near you!??? I'M GOING INSANE
mmmm this is toxic but ex-husband!simon sneaking into your new apartment and taking your phone. and you haven't changed your password, it's still your anniversary, and he downloads an app onto it so he can see who your phone activity.
and you start to wonder why new guys you meet never are able to text you, or call you. your dating apps mysteriously disappear, and whenever you go out to a bar or out to eat, you feel like there's a shadow following you.
but whenever you turn around, there's nothing there.
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harveywritings92 · 1 year
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{The 141 are walking back to the safe house when Soap sees a nun wearing crocs crossing the street, it irks him for some reason.]
Soap: Why would a nun wear crocs? I don’t even wear them unless I’m doing something outside that’s water-related.
Ghost: Well, they are quite hole-y.” *chuckles quietly*
Orphan: *snickers*
Soap: *groans*
Gaz: Oh, my– how do you even do that?
Price: That’s not even worth a groan, that’s so bad.
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in-restless-walks · 1 month
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Appreciation of Art Garfunkel in Simon & Garfunkel merch - and shorts.
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pizzellesuzette · 7 months
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICES HOW SIMILAR THEY ARE CMOONN THEY WOULD GET ALONG SO WELLL I'M BEGGING FOR AN INTERACTION BETWEEN THESE TWO
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An archaeologist and an antiquarian who are both incredibly smart and go on wacky usually magic filled adventures and are both NERRDS they would be best friends :)) Simon would bring his book and Layton would LOVE IT he would bring up so many theories and questions and the two would nerd out over it for hours they could endlessly talk about all the weird stuff they've encountered and artifacts they've come across and and and ouugghshsh they literally have so much in common I'm sorry but I've been thinking about this for weeks
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