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*after their first kiss*
Chidi: I can't believe I just did that.
Eleanor: I can't believe I just said that! "Hot diggity dog?" How did I even think that? Come on, Eleanor, be cool next time!
(Source: the Owl House)
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Tahani: Good evening does anyone remember that one disney channel movie where a family wins an entire house that's artificially intelligent like Siri but as the movie progresses the house becomes more and more strict and obsessive and eventuallv it holds the family hostage?
Eleanor: Nope how was your day today?
Jason: Very good! It was raining and there was a nice slug on the pavement.
Eleanor: Wow!! Right on the pavement?
Jason: Right on the pavement!
Chidi: It was called Smart House.
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Jason: Pubic hair?
Jason: Like puberty but in adjective form!
Jason: Omg genius.
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Chidi: Are you thirsting over a COOKIE??
Jason: Bro the fanart actually makes me feel my hormones!
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Troy and Abed: Annie, do you wanna watch Inspector Spacetime?
Annie: Ok, when I am done beating up elves.
Annie: They only have a 2.1 gpa.
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Troy to Abed: You should COOK YOUR MOM.
Troy: ON A GRILL.
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Michael: What is going on with everyone? First Chidi starts cursing and now Janet wants to go for a walk.
Michael: Soon Eleanor is going to uh.
Tahani: How can Eleanor get weirder? What's she gonna do, turn straight?
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Brent: UwU I'm a Paul Revere kinnie he's my skronkle wonkle
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Pierce: UwU I'm a Paul Revere kinnie he's my skronkle wonkle
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Chidi: Eleanor learned that Las Vegas is in Nevada.
Jason: Wait. I thought it was in Cali or something. Nevada???
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Abed: Why do I need to come out? If you still think I’m straight, then that’s on you.
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Zuko: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.
Katara: Fire hockey absolutely does not need to be a thing.
Aang: Do you care nothing for the balance of the four elements!?
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Eleanor: You're lame, okay? You're just some lame suburban mom.
Donna: Why does that make you so mad?!
Eleanor: Because if you were gonna be some lame suburban mom, why couldn't you have been that for me?!?
(Source: How I Met Your Mother)
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Eleanor, to Chidi: I love you and I treasure you, AND YA BORE ME.
(Source: Brooklyn Nine Nine)
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I don't know what I would do, but if Chidi was with me, I'm sure... I'm sure we'd be okay. He's got that giant heart that's part compass and part flashlight. And he's just the greatest person I have ever met.
Eleanor, definitely
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Uncle Iroh: *sends Zuko link of a "Squidward I Hate Everyone T-shirt"* Fitting for you. It is perfect. But you probably hate this too.
Zuko: 👎
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