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incorrect-starkid · 1 year
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ted: happy saint patricks day! the day of my people !
paul: you’re not irish, though.
ted: binge drinkers
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incorrect-starkid · 1 year
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same tbh but im just sitting here waiting for npmd, hoping it refuels my special interest🤞🤞
hi incorect starkid, it's tedgens anon! it's been years now and i kust wanna ask how you've been fella
-tedgens anon :0
hi tedgens anon omg !! im doing great tbh just been trying to get back into sk :) how’ve you been the last two(???) years?
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incorrect-starkid · 1 year
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hi incorect starkid, it's tedgens anon! it's been years now and i kust wanna ask how you've been fella
-tedgens anon :0
hi tedgens anon omg !! im doing great tbh just been trying to get back into sk :) how’ve you been the last two(???) years?
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incorrect-starkid · 1 year
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paul: surely not EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting. it’s a statistical improbability
emma: exactly. like there had to be one or two clumsy lazy fucks like me
ted: can’t be too sure. they were fast as lightning
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incorrect-starkid · 1 year
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hey its been like... close to three years since we last talked and we barely talked even then but I hope you're doing good :) - attorney in a hurry anon
hi omg ?? im doing alright tbh, just not posting as much T-T. how are u aiah :0
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incorrect-starkid · 2 years
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i need npmd to come sooner so i can have a starkid hyperfixation again
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incorrect-starkid · 2 years
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steph: the french have given us many good things
peter: like french toast !
steph: i meant the guillotine but sure
peter:
peter: um okay anyways-
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incorrect-starkid · 2 years
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paul: you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
charlotte: several traffic violations
ted: three counts of resisting arrest
bill: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks
emma: also, that’s not our car
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incorrect-starkid · 2 years
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ted: happy saint patricks day! the day of my people !
paul: you’re not irish, though.
ted: binge drinkers
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incorrect-starkid · 2 years
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ethan: what’s it called when you kill your best friend?
lex: murder ????
ethan: ……homiecide
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incorrect-starkid · 2 years
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paul: i broke my pinky when i was younger, so it’s hard to bend it completely
emma: then how do you make promises anyone?
paul: in blood.
emma:
paul:
emma: alright well-
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incorrect-starkid · 2 years
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grace: things could be worse, you know!
steph: how
grace: how what ?
steph: how could it be worse ???
grace: oh it couldn’t! i lied :D
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incorrect-starkid · 2 years
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steph: oh don’t worry, we have a permit
pete: *nods and hands the jer(r)y/is a piece of paper*
jerry: this just says “we do what we want”
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incorrect-starkid · 3 years
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ted: you love me right bill?
bill: ....normally i’d say yes without hesitation, but i feel like this is going somewhere and i don’t think i like it.
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incorrect-starkid · 3 years
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bill: *rolls over in his sleep and knees ted in the ribs*
ted: ow you kneed me
bill, half asleep: yeah i do need you
ted, softly: oh,,,
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incorrect-starkid · 3 years
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ted: we have fun here. dont we, paul?
paul: i’ve never been more stressed out in my life
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incorrect-starkid · 3 years
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zazzalil: the risk i took was calculated
jemilla: YOU ALMOST DIED ?!
zazzalil: i never said i was good at math
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