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#no and i really don’t want to.

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1996 Wishbone Stickers (via: eBay)

#omg wishbone….. making me miss my jack russell

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#i dont fucking care if it has 'health benefits' i smell like ASS new york post!!! ASS!!!!

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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

#yeah!

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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

#adding this to my collection that includes such hits as 'klonopin the crust punk horse' and 'seasons greasons'

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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

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Yk I was thinking about it and I still remember that when fob went onto family feud and patrick was asked name a month that starts with A and he said what pete said (August) and got it wrong, like patrick.. there are 2 months that start with A and YOU WERE BORN IN ONE OF THE MONTHS 😭

#been looking long and hard for my pstump birthday post and this is the one. intellectual king

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Transphobes make being trans sound so cool. Like trans men sound like they are possessed by the devil? That sounds AWSOME .

#it is awesome. thanks #also this is a funny comparison because jamie and sam sound NOTHING alike #like their inflections and vocal ranges could not be more different #they don’t even have the same accent….

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I have been somewhat obsessed with the phrase "In what scientists are calling 'pretty gay,'" for many years because of this ancient xkcd

#HANDKDJDHEVEB

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#glass of water. chewing gum. small box containing Ephemera. small lamp. retainers. assorted nice rocks. i think that’s it

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Behold an easy top 10 tiktok of all time

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curse be damned my boy can still fag it up

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#once. i dropped out of high school

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been working on collapsing harry styles and timothee chalamet into one celebrity entity in my mind to make room for more important stuff like the locations of nuts that i buried before winter

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people have these “my dog is a democrat” stickers and I like to imagine them with increasingly unlikely animals professing more niche political opinions:

my parrot is a democratic socialist

my arctic fox is an anarchopastoralist

my catfish believes in the divine right of kings