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Kaminari: I win.

Shinsou: I have you pinned to the ground.

Kaminari: Exactly.

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Katsuki : Shitty hair and I are just friends, nothing else.

Eijirou : Yeah

Denki: [Sneezes]

Denki: Sorry, i’m just allergic to bullshit.

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“I’m not INSULTING you. I am DESCRIBING you.”

~ Katsuki Bakugou

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Kaminari: I need an extension for the assignment.

Aizawa: You cannot-

Kaminari: I have a valid excuse this time!

Kaminari, taking out of nowhere a pile of papers: I was busy writing an 85-pages speech why Toshi deserves the world and is the best human™ ever born.

Aizawa:

Aizawa: Go on, I'm listening.

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Katsuki : Your existence is confusing.

Denki : How so?

Katsuki : Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

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Denki: I joined a prison gang!

Eijirou: What do you mean?

Denki: Well, this group of really mean, tough prison dudes said I was cute and funny so they invited me to join there prison gang

Katsuki: And you said yes?!

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BNHA Incorrect Quote #6

***Incorrect quotes based on conversations I’ve had at college***

A series of events the Bakusquad underwent whilst Sero was on the good kush

Sero: *Walks over to the couch from behind*

Sero: *flops face first on the couch*

Sero: *Begins to slowly slide down and lands face first onto the floor*

Kaminari: Hey man, you doing okay?

Mina: You doing good, buddy?

Sero:

Sero:

Sero:

Sero: UGHHHHHHH

—

*Bakusquad while walking back to the dorms in the middle of the night*

Sero: *Begins to slide on ice into a center split*

Sero: Guys, help I can’t stop!

Mina: *Reaching out to him* Sero!

Kirishima: Okay. We’re just gonna…

Kirishima: *Picks him up by the waist and plops him onto his feet*

Kirishima: Okay there we go.

—

Sero: *Sliding down an ice slope* EEP!

Sero: *Crashes into snow bank*

Bakugo: Jesus Christ not again.

—

Sero: *In the middle of yawning* AAAUUGGGGGG

Bakugo: *Horrified*

Sero: Sometime you just gotta scream your yawns, you know?

Jiro: No. No I don’t know.

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“If 60 to 70 percent of our body is water, is it cannibalism if we drink water?”

—Denki Kaminari, at some point.

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aizawa: you’re being overdramatic

mic: i’ve been overdramatic since you met me, you can’t start complaining about it now

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Kirishima: I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t eat, I can’t sleep... maybe I’m coming down with something.

Ashido: Hohoho. Oh I know what you’ve got. The L-word.

Kaminari: Yeah, laryngitis.

Ashido: No, Kaminari, no. It’s four letters. Starts with “L”. Ends with “E”.

Kaminari: ...Aha! Lice!

Ashido: No! Kirishima, my dude, is in love.

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Denki : octopus are just wet spiders.

Sero : Dude. How have you not been blown up yet?

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Shinsou: It’s hard to be the gay cousin, the emo cousin, and the family failure but someone’s gotta do it.

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hey @jetblackbutterfly i did it

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Kaminari: [stubs his toe]

Kaminari: Ow! My foot finger!

Bakugou: ..your what?

Sero: [sighs] His toe.

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[The dorm kitchen, filled with smoke]

Kaminari, whispering: Don't tell Bakugou I made bacon in the toaster.

Bakugou, entering the room: What the fuck happened?

The rest of the Bakusquad: He made bacon in the toaster.

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I love kiribaku with all of my heart bUT THE REALIZATION

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Kirishima: Okay, from now on we all need to be straight with each other

Bakugou: I'm always straight

Kaminari: Oh man, that is the biggest lie you've ever told