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Who the fuck decided to send me a message saying they loved my curves. Dude THATS MY DOG IN THE PICTURE YOU FREAK. COME FIGHT ME SO I CAN RESTORE HIS HONOR!!
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What I wouldn’t do to be this bear right now… but instead of my dog it’s someone with thick thighs squishing the life out of me….
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Do you guys get those messages from women claiming to want to “get to know you better” and that they think your “ so sexy”…. Like I know it’s a scam but man it makes me feel better about myself.
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Happy 4th of July! Make sure you crack a cold one for Jesus who died on the cross for America…. That is all. Good day
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How do I have 17 followers? All I do is looks up memes and anime while I drink boba. Sometimes I shit post but I guess you love that. Will continue to do that, skeksy out.
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Want to know a secret of mine?
I’m actually 2 gremlins in a trenchcoat that is fueled by crack and boba tea.
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