canon because all his clients died or went to prison jts ok though bc he looked pretty
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I've never seen Scarface in my life but yet why is he hot.
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Yall ever just... yearn for a fictional character more than you do for fresh air or food or water?
Why can't they be real? 😭
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~The Entity’s yoinkiest sploinker~
was it just me that found his weapon being called ‘gently used axe’ the funniest thing I’ve ever heard for no reason at all? Had me wheezing for ages. Feel like it’s just me.
Slightly lighter shading version:
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WIP Poll
Rules: Pick a bunch of your WIPs and summarize them as badly as possible, then ask your followers to vote on which one they'd be most likely to read. Multiple/all/none options are completely optional.
tagged by @soft-girl-musings
npt: @virtie333 @missdictatorme @melodygatesauthor @rosellacwrites @dowbastan @xbellaxcarolinax @angel-of-the-moons
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WIP Poll
Rules: Pick a bunch of your WIPs and summarize them as badly as possible, then ask your followers to vote on which one they'd be most likely to read. Multiple/all/none options are completely optional.
tagged by @soft-girl-musings
npt: @virtie333 @missdictatorme @melodygatesauthor @rosellacwrites @dowbastan @xbellaxcarolinax @angel-of-the-moons
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Naaah bro they himbofied the emperor of outworld. How he gonna conquer realms???
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the average brit
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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.
Please.
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Umbrella academy girlies am I weird for not seeing the appeal in five Hargreeves?!?!
the 58 year old man in a 12 year Olds body is just not doing it for me
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We should make up new fanfic trope or atleast build on the ones we have I'll go first. "The Dilf/Milf and the babysitter but the babysitter is just as old as the dilf/milf and they've always wanted kids
Or instead of the risky commoner x royalty and the maid/Butler has a crush on the Knight or something like that.
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Being in the hospital is exhausting
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Reblog to kill it faster
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