ihyuckiss

[ihyuckiss]

haechan: if mark and i were drowning, who would you save?

johnny: you two can’t swim?

mark: it’s a hypothetical question, hyung! who would you save?

johnny:

johnny: my time and effort.

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[ihyuckiss]

Mark: *Posts a stunning selfie with the caption "gonna delete later"*

Haechan, attempting to flirt in the comments: Well, hurry up!

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[ihyuckiss]

Mark: Okay, truth or dare?

Haechan: Truth

Mark: How many hours have you slept this week?

Haechan:

Haechan: ...Dare

Mark: Go to bed.

Haechan: I don’t like this game.

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Taeyong, narrating: This is Mark. Mark loves his personal space.

Taeyong: This is Haechan. Haechan also loves Mark’s personal space.

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wonwoo: u shouldn't be using a straw

mingyu: i know it's bad for the environment or whatever

wonwoo: no, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti

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[ihyuckiss]

mark:  When I first met you, I did not like you.

haechan:  I'm aware of that.

mark:  But then you and I had some time together.

haechan:  Uh-huh?

mark:  It did not get better.

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Haechan: I have had one hour of sleep. One cheeseburger. Sixteen shots of espresso. And now I’m ready to fight God.

Haechan: OR BECOME HIM!

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[ihyuckiss]

Mark: So maybe I’m not as straight as I thought I was

Haechan: You thought you were straight?

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Haechan, screaming: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!

Mark: Wh-

Haechan: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!

Mark: Why are you screaming?!

Haechan: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!

Mark: ...

Haechan: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

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[ihyuckiss]

mark: when the apple fell on isaac newton, what did it teach him?

haechan: to sit somewhere else?

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Mark: You need to eat healthier.

Haechan: No.

Mark: The last person who didn't eat healthier after I told them to died.

Haechan: Oh my god.

Mark: In a plane crash.

Haechan: That sounds unrelated.

Mark: I crashed the plane. Do not disobey me.

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[ihyuckiss]

mark: i’m going to take you out

haechan: great, it’s a date!

mark: i meant that as a threat

haechan: see you at five!

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mark: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together!

haechan, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate

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Haechan: I'm jealous of your shirt

Mark: Why?

Haechan: Because it's touching you and I'm not

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[ihyuckiss]

Seungkwan: so i heard you like bad boys

Vernon: not really

Seungkwan: oh thank god

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[ihyuckiss]

Haechan: Why the hell are you looking at me through a fork?

Renjun: I'm pretending you're in jail

Haechan: Why?

Renjun: It's spiritually healing

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[ihyuckiss]

Jaehyun: Hey are you free on Friday? Like, around 7 pm on Friday?

Mark: Yes!

Jaehyun: What about you?

Haechan: Yes I am

Jaehyun: Great! because I’m not! You two go on without me. Enjoy your date!

Haechan: Did he just-

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