#incorrect nct

[doyozen]

dreamies when youre mad at them/mad at you

#nct fanfic #nct dream #haechan #nct #nct fluff #nct scenarios #jeno #nct texts #nct x reader #jaemin #renjun #mark #chenle #jisung #incorrect nct

[full-hd-sun]

[sets the kitchen on fire]

mark: shit, we need an adult

jisung: YOU ARE AN ADULT

mark, looking extremely horrified: oh, fuck

jisung: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET TAEYONG HYUNG

#nct #nct incorrect quotes #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop #incorrect nct #nct 127 #nct dream #mark #mark lee #jisung #park jisung #taeyong #lee taeyong #awww #jisung naming taeyong hyung is so cute ^_^

[cumyongie]

Johnny: Dom or sub?

Taeyong: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. I don't see why you'd put them in the same category though?

Johnny: ...

Yuta: I'm gonna tell him.

Taeyong: ???

Jaehyun: Don't you fucking dare.

#nct #nct u #nct 127 #incorrect nct #jaeyong #johnyong #yutae #taeyong #lee taeyong #johnny #johnny suh #yuta #nakamoto yuta #jaehyun #jeong jaehyun #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect kpop quote #kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect nct 127 #incorrect quote #nct fake texts #fake kpop texts #fake texts

[ggmarchwi]

jaemin: hey

jaemin: do you know what bees make?

jeno: honey?

jaemin: yes dear?

haechan: hey

haechan: do you know what bees make?

renjun: some stupid annoying sound

renjun: what the fuck do you want?

#saw this on insta and it reminded me of them #jaemin #jeno #renjun #haechan #nomin #renhyuck #nct dream #incorrect nct dream #incorrect nct #nct

[ihyuckiss]

Mark: Okay, truth or dare?

Haechan: Truth

Mark: How many hours have you slept this week?

Haechan:

Haechan: ...Dare

Mark: Go to bed.

Haechan: I don’t like this game.

#mark #mark lee #markhyuck #mahae #nct haechan #NCT #incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop nct #nct dream #nct ships #NCT 127 #haechan #markhyuck incorrect #incorrect nct #kpop incorrect #mark x haechan

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Kun: on a count of three I want you all to say something you like about yourselves

Yangyang: my tits!

#source: poms #nct #wayv #kun #yangyang #incorrect nct #incorrect wayv #incorrect qoutes #incorrect kpop qoutes

[doiefy]

fuck it, why not, nct 127 as engineering students

it's midterm season and i needed smth fun to do lmao. partially inspired by dumb shit i’ve seen/done

taeil: social butterfly exchange student studying something super obscure like petroleum or mineral engineering. on his first day of school (after getting run over by a roomba), he made up some stupid lie about his home country in an effort to appear more interesting. shit escalated, the lies continued, and now four years later he’s sir moony dal tae-1-methyl-cyclohexane-il from the glorious country of kwangya on planet mars. he’s actually from korea.

johnny: biomedical engineering student who will literally never shut the fuck up about going to med school. drinks redbull for breakfast, lunch and dinner. brushes his teeth with redbull. puts redbull in his diffuser. smokes redbull. did i mention he’s drinking redbull right now so he can stay up studying for the mcat? and that he’s trying to get into med school? in all seriousness he’d be a great doctor. but he’d also prescribe redbull.

taeyong: overworked mom friend studying electrical engineering. in a perpetual state of panic, sleep deprivation and electrocution; but he always has essentials on hand for his kids. be it bandaids, tampons or condoms, all you have to do is ask. oh also he modifies roombas to chase people down hallways while singing the thomas the tank engine theme song. he’s like michael reeves but giggly and with good intentions.

yuta: part time chemical engineering student, full time drug dealer. accepted his offer to the program because he watched one episode of breaking bad while stoned out of his mind, so it's all over for you when he figures out how to cook meth in the lab. the only issue right now? yeah he failed the lab safety training like six times and thought hydrofluoric acid was edible. he's not allowed into any undergraduate lab, much less onto campus at all. yeah he got expelled.

doyoung: obnoxious industrial engineering student. won't shut up about optimization and how his very optimized schedule has allowed him to maintain a 4.20 gpa, do 50+ extracurriculars and get multiple bitches. eventually his extensive spreadsheets creep out every girl he gets with and he has a crisis over his sexuality. gets suspended for public indecency with jaehyun two days before graduation.

jaehyun: goes into civil engineering thinking he can convince everyone he's straight by working with straight members and supports in infrastructure. resident hetero fuck boy up until he learns about bending moments in his second week of school, at which point he comes out. often struggles to finish exams because he's too busy thinking about how the pipe or beam he's analyzing looks too much like a penis.

jungwoo: the nicest mechanical engineering student you'll ever meet. is so sweet and innocent that people are constantly mistaking him for a freshman. mentors younger years, has the most cracked linkedin, brings coffee and donuts to class, generally just a good guy. oh, and the guy who looks exactly like him, who gets fucking hammered at every event and once did a line off a portrait of Isaac Newton? pfft nah that's not jungwoo. no way.

mark: aerospace major and music minor, but he spends so much time in the music faculty that no one believes him when he says he's in engineering. makes a "it's not rocket science" joke at least once in every conversation. probably giggling like a fucking buffoon in the back of a class, so loud that you can hear him in lecture recordings. he also can't go anywhere without recognizing 30 people and fist bumping all of them in turn like "brooooooo."

haechan: stinky computer engineering student who only ever wears the same two hoodies in slightly different shades of grey and considers walking in the rain to be an acceptable substitute for showering. claims he's grinding league and valorant during exam week so people underestimate him. everyone's surprised when they find out he's been on the dean's list since year one AND knows how to do laundry. again his laundry is two hoodies in slightly different shades of grey.

#incorrect nct #nct 127 #nct imagines #nct drabbles #nct blurbs

[koqlakyu]

WayV Incorrect quotes

yangyang: i cut my finger and it's bleeding

kun: just put pressure on it

yangyang, to his finger: if you don't get a job your family will disown you

#nct #nct incorrect texts #incorrect nct #nct 127 #nct dream #nct incorrect quotes #nct memes #nct 2020 #nct scenarios #wayv #nct jaehyun #nct taeyong #wayv incorrect texts #incorrect wayv #mark lee #haechan #lee taeyong

[clowninyourfeed]

Unhinged Doyoung Moodboard

#kpop #nct #nct u #nct 127 #nct memes #nct crack #incorrect nct #doyoung #Jungwoo #doyoung meme #nct doyoung #Yang Yang #shotaro #Kun #Hendery #kpop meme #doyoung moodboard

[breakyourperfection]

Taeyong: *throws his head onto Doyoung's lap* Tell me I'm pretty

Doyoung: Pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

#nct #nct 127 #incorrect nct 127 #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect nct #taeyong #doyoung

[neo-crackhead-tech]

Haechan: We’ll take turns staying up. First Jeno, then Jisung, then Mark

Mark: I don’t like that, let’s go alphabetically

Haechan: Ok, first Jeno, then Jisung, then Mark

Mark: No wait let’s go by rank

Haechan: Ok, first Jeno, then Jisung, then Mark

Mark: Wait Jisung out ranks me???

#haechan #mark lee #jeno #park jisung #nct #nct 2023 #nctzen #nct dream #incorrect nct #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect nct texts #incorrect nct dream #incorrect nct dream quotes #incorrect nct dream texts #source: futurama

[correct-kings]

Renjun: whenever I don't feel like a short king and I feel insecure I ask Jaemin and Jeno to lift me up so I can be above the rest.

Renjun: they agree easily, obviously, because they're both head over heels for me.

Mark: that's not true,,

Renjun: it is.

Jaemin: it is.

Jeno: it is.

#kpop incorrect quotes #incorrect nct #incorrect huang renjun #incorrect na jaemin #incorrect lee jeno #incorrect mark lee #norenmin #The best trio #✨ #nct dream #nct

[full-hd-sun]

taeyong: yuta, tell a joke

yuta: why can't dinosaurs clap?

nct 127: lol, why?

yuta: because they're all dead

nct 127:

taeyong: jaehyun, tell a joke

#nct #nct incorrect quotes #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop #incorrect nct #nct 127 #lee taeyong #taeyong #yuta #nakamoto yuta #yuta nakamoto #jaehyun #jeong jaehyun #jung jaehyun

[cumyongie]

Taeyong meeting Doyoung for the first time: Oh you have to meet Jaehyunnie he's my little baby he's so cute he'll be here soon I can't wait for you to meet him he's the sweetest-

Doyoung:

#this is exactly what happened #nct #nct u #nct 127 #incorrect nct #incorrect kpop #incorrect quote #kpop #lee taeyong #taeyong #fake texts #jaeyong #jaehyun #jung jaehyun #jeong jaehyun #nct taeyong #nct jaehyun #nct jaeyong #doyoung #dotae #kim doyoung #nct doyoung

[ggmarchwi]

therapist: so i'll be showing you pictures and i need you to blurt the first few words that you think of

therapist: /shows a picture of mark

doyoung: child, pure, pride, love

therapist: /shows a picture of taeyong

doyoung: best friend, enemy, care, brother

therapist: /shows a picture of haechan

doyoung: WAR, VIOLENCE, CHAOS, REVENGE-

#incorrect nct #incorrect nct texts #incorrect nct 127 #doyoung #taeyong #mark #nct #nct 127 #doyoung loves him deep down

[yangyangschittaphon]

Hendery: what movie scares you most?

YangYang: the conjuring

Johnny: Final Destination

Shotaro: High School musical. I was scared everyone would randomly break into song during class and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

#incorrect kpop quotes #nct imagines #incorrect nct #yangyang #hendery #johnny suh #shotaro #shotaro nct #johnny nct #yangyang nct #hendery nct #kpop #incorrect kpop texts