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Why the hell does a literal neo Nazi have his own solo comic before Billy Kaplan?

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#bisexual genderqueer queen #raven darkholme #xmen

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Male writer: This female character that I’m writing has a deep dark secret.

Male writer: Something so horrible that she can’t tell a soul…

Male writer: This female character has literally the saddest back story anyone could ever imagine and no man could ever love her because of it and she cries herself to sleep every single night because she’s such a monster.

Male writer: She’s……………… infertile.

#this blog hates Joss Whedon #anti whedon #aou

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It’s time the world knew her name.

#this looks amazing #I'm so hyped #aka jessica jones #marvel #jessica jones

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Clint Barton,canon bisexual

#hawkeye #or more like hawkBI! #I had to #hawkeye spoilers #hawkeye Rio bravo #hawkeye 15 #clint barton #marvel #marvel comics

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Leaked: Jessica Jones First Season Episode Titles

1×01 – AKA Ladies Night (52m)

1×02 – AKA Crush Syndrome (52m)

1×03 – AKA It’s Called Whiskey (54m)

1×04 – AKA 99 Friends

1×05 – AKA The Sandwich Saved Me (50m)

1×06 – AKA You’re a Winner (54m)

1×07 – AKA Top Shelf Perverts

1×08 – AKA WWJD?

1×09 – AKA Sin Bin

1×10 – AKA The Kumbaya Circle Jerk

1×11 – AKA I’ve Got the Blues

1×12 – AKA Jewel and the Power Man

1×13 – AKA Smile

#The Sandwich Saved Me #holy shit yes #these look amazing #fuck I'm so exited

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TommyDavid for the ship thing ,please?

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?

I feel like David sends pics of him making kissy faces and stuff with captions like “too hot, hot damn” and Tommy sends back a bunch of heart eye emojis. On work out days, Tommy sends pics of his bare back in the locker room, and dumb poses.Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

Tommy is such a crier omfg. he cries over every little thing, let me tell you. Like back in the juvie days, he never cried but once he started feeling like he was in a much more healthy and safe position, he just let all of emotions out. You should see him during Tangled, and Up is a story to never be repeated.Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

David can be sort of oblivious sometimes. Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

Tommy does this all the time. Like it gets ridiculous. He’ll even do it when he comes back from the bathroom, which also makes David freak out cause “ew, Tommy, did you even wash your hands.”Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

Sometimes David will be really late coming to bed, so Tommy with come out in one of David’s larger sweaters and his boxer briefs and climb right into David’s lap and put all those cold limbs on any uncovered skin he can find. David always grumbles about it, even if he secretly loves how cuddly Tommy gets at night.Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?

The both are. Tommy started it though. But now they watch it together every week. Its their date night. Who laughs more during sex?

Tommy is a giggler and super ticklish, it is fact.WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

Tommy. Everybody wants to be the little spoon, it makes them feel safe.

#okay yes #this is perfect #Tommy is definitely one of those leech people #the kind that just latches onto you #and won't let go #David knows this firsthand #davidtommy #thinkfast #young avengers

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favourite marvel characters: tommy shepherd (6/??)

#my child #tommy shepherd #speed

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Boy Ant-Man sure was busy.

#my stuff #like 10 other people showed up eventually #the movie was amazing #go see it #ant-man #scott lang #Cassie was adorable

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Hawkeye #22 // Kate Bishop + Lucky

#badass #you go kick ass Kate #lucky the pizza dog #kate bishop #hawkeye #hawkeye spoilers

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i mean one of the best things about kate is that while all the other origInal YA were deeply entwined with the larger marvel mythology, kate was just a girl who decided fuck it. im gonna be a superhero cause im fucking awesome. she doesnt even have any excuse like growing up in a circus or having powers or being some superperson’s secret daughter NOPE she just met a bunch of nerdy boys one day who were playing at superheroes and decided she could do better than them, no powers and all. KATE BISHOP LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

#she's the best #forever fave #kate bishop #hawkeye

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#huh #so that's what MCU kid Loki would look like #kid loki #loki laufeyson

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Two of my favorite topics.

#America looks so done #ugh you two again #billyteddy #they're adorable #young avengers

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“You, you kleptomaniac, get to break into the pentagon.”

#tommy shepherd #because he just is #young avengers #quicksilver #speed

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Tony Stark’s powers of persuasion 

Avengers (2010) #2

#not pictured #Noh Varr looking extremely pleased with himself #nice try Tony #noh varr #tony stark

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#sweet summer child #x men #nightcrawler

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Ok so i just went on a HUGE unfollowing spree and my dash is pretty slow so if you post any of the following, reblog and i’ll check your blog out 

Clintasha

hawkeye (both of them)

natasha romanoff

peggy carter

cartinelli

cap 2

steve rogers

bucky barnes

the maximoffs

literally anything marvel

thanks!

#yup that would be me #nice to meet you