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howtheturtlethinks · 6 years
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When relaxing...
... becomes getting sick on your only week off...
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howtheturtlethinks · 6 years
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I’m over it…
But sometimes I still think about it…
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howtheturtlethinks · 7 years
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Because sometimes I daydream...
... then suddenly wonder what KHR characters would be like in a World Trigger universe.
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howtheturtlethinks · 8 years
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When You Realize...
... that third-day curry is really good, but really dangerous cause you found a bone in your potato.
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howtheturtlethinks · 8 years
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Sometimes...
...I have dreams that are like scenes from movies, but then I wake up and wonder if it is from an actual movie.
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howtheturtlethinks · 9 years
Conversation
Convo between my 7year-old students today
Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
Pearl: Oh.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Matt: Really?
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)
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howtheturtlethinks · 9 years
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A reminder to all that children are not stupid; they may be unconsciously naïve due to inexperience, but they are not stupid.
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howtheturtlethinks · 9 years
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Dear Parent:
As your (now-young-adult) hatchling, I will always listen to what you have to say. But as a being who lives in and experiences this time period, I can't blindly follow your words.
This is not defiance, or rebellion -- I hear the wisdom in your words; however, time is ever-changing so my thoughts and actions can never fully match your ideal no matter how much you try to pound them in.
So, Mom, Dad:
"... you've seen a lot of things and I think you're already decisive about it./But, as for me.../I still don't understand anything.../That's why I'm going to see everything with my own eyes and then decide what to do!"
- Kaneki Ken, Tokyo Ghoul
From your beloved hatchling
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howtheturtlethinks · 9 years
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Turtle vs. Tortoise
As a turtle, I'm a slow creature. Sadly, I don't have the steady factor like the tortoise in "The Tortoise and the Hare"; though on most days I wish I do.
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howtheturtlethinks · 9 years
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Introduction
Here lies the first post of the oppressive, bastard turtle. Though my disposition is neither oppressive, nor am I a bastard, I often find myself introducing my being as such.
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