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meet the mind of illusion.

[song: infiltrator — christoffer moe ditlevsen]

#dreamsmp #technoblade #dreamwastaken

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#funny #misc

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elon musk is literally like a parody. like he cant genuinely fucking be like this like bro is on some satirical depiction of a spoiled rich kid type shit. like hes a cartoon evil rich guy. throwing tantrums bc someone criticized him or said they didnt like him. spending billions of dollars to buy an app and then changing the app every time someone uses a feature of the app to insult him or hurt his feefees. dude straight up does the cartoon steam blowing out of ears train whistle shit irl every time someone says anything mean to him or is transgender but whats terrifying is he has enough money to do anything he wants and millions of chuds who would gladly no homo suck his cock every night before he goes to bed. like. how has someone come to be like this. why has this been allowed to happen why was he created

#misc #funny

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Revivebur with a long skirt

#wilbur soot

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their phone cases❤️✨

neither alastor nor sir pentious know how to work a smartphone

#hazbin hotel

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Tubbo: We are figuring out who the mole is, Technoblade. Techno: I bet it’s JSchlatt.

Tubbo and Quackity: Tubbo: He is not on our side Technoblade. Quackity: What are you talk– WHAT DO YOU MEAN “I bet it’s JSchlatt”!?

Old clip from November 16th’s “Quackity Goes to War Against JSchlatt” stream: featuring Technoblade having a very serious debate with Tubbo and Quackity explaining how JSchlatt is, somehow, secretly on their side.

#technoblade #quackity #clip #dreamsmp #tubbo #jschlatt

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The Bola's gas masks.

#qsmp #favorite #artists on tumblr

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here’s to this day living in infamy. Here’s to us never stopping the party, inniters o7

#mcyt #tommyinnit #dreamwastaken #discourse #dream situation

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“No one ever won a game by resigning”

#ranboo #dreamsmp #dreamwastaken #art

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Just 2 children making walls nothing more :D

#artists on tumblr #dreamsmp #tubbo #ranboo

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Did someone say COMPLETE DATA ANALYSIS OF ALL THE DEATHS IN THE LIFE SERIES? No? Well. I did it. Here are some neat graphs for you guys to look at so that you don’t have to deal with the gigantic spreadsheet I did!

Let’s start off with the big bad question: what gets people killed in this game, anyway?

Note that a CAUSE OF DEATH is not the same as a KILL. Cause of death is what pops up in the chat when someone dies (ex. PearlescentMoon was slain by Smallishbeans, BdoubleO100 fell from a high place). The cause of death does not always account for player responsibility (ex. TNT traps). Generally, a player is only considered to be someone’s cause of death if the death occurs through direct PvP combat. HOWEVER, responsibility for an indirect kill such as a trap still goes toward a player’s total kill count—for example, Joel has 14 kills overall, 10 of which are direct enough for him to be considered the actual cause of death. After all, axes don’t kill people without being swung by someone.

A few other whacky things about kill counts:

Self-inflicted deaths do not count toward a player’s kill count (ex. Grian doesn’t get a kill for jumping off Monopoly Mountain at the end of 3rd Life, Scott doesn’t get a kill for blowing himself up at the end of Double Life).

When it comes to Double Life, soulmates are considered to share their three lives. No distinction is made between Soulmate A's life and Soulmate B's life, and each death only counts as one kill (ex. Joel gets one kill for killing Scott with fireworks, even though that also killed Pearl (however, Pearl’s cause of death is still Joel, as her life is considered the same as Scott’s)).

Using the /kill command does not count toward your kill count. Grian.

With that cleared up, let’s look at kill counts.

By the skin of his teeth, Grian leads the pack in total kills. The top three you see on that graph are the only players who have a KDR (kill-to-death ratio) of more than 1—for you folks who are unfamiliar with those, a KDR of more than 1 means you kill other people more often than you die. Less than 1 means you die more often than you kill other people. Here are the highest and lowest KDRs in the series:

“What’s this?” I hear you say. “Jimmy Wet-Paper-Bag-of-a-Man Solidarity DOESN’T have the lowest KDR in the series?”

No. No, he does not, and it’s actually really funny you should ask.

Because of Last Life’s mechanic of life transferring, even players that have been in all three installments of the Life Series don’t have the same death count. Eight players died more than three times in Last Life. Another eight died exactly three times. And one player only died twice.

By virtue of starting on yellow and never receiving any extra lives in Last Life, Jimmy holds the record for fewest deaths in an installment of the Life Series with just two deaths in Last Life. He is the only player to ever die less than three times in a game. This means that although he has just one kill, he has fewer total deaths than BigB (who has died a very standard nine times), the only other player with one kill, so his KDR is higher. Congrats, Jimmy, you’re not last in everything. But you are still the only player without a PvP kill.

Speaking of PvP, it’s time to look at how people do that! Here’s a graph of the top five weapons that tend to land PvP kills the most in the series:

And now here’s weapon preferences by game:

[Double Life not depicted due to lack of PvP deaths—only 4 occurred, using a diamond axe, a diamond sword, fireworks, and an iron axe respectively.]

Despite 19 more deaths occurring in Last Life than 3rd Life, the two actually have the exact same amount of PvP kills (28). It’s interesting to note the strong preference for bows in 3rd Life, which was a much more warlike game and had several fairly formal battles where people fought from a distance. Last Life required an overall sneakier strategy, resulting in a higher use of traps. In combat, non-ranged weapons like swords and axes were generally preferred due to fights often starting in close proximity and without warning, courtesy of the Boogeyman curse. Comparatively, Double Life saw remarkably few PvP kills, likely due to each person being twice as accident-prone by virtue of being linked to another player—in fact, with a total of 12, accidents accounted for three times as many deaths as PvP in Double Life and overall for more than half (57%) of the deaths in the game.

As for individual player stats sheets, here’s an example of one of those:

If you want to see one of those for ALL 17 PLAYERS, you can go to this slideshow! More details about the stats can be found in the presentation notes of each slide. And, if you have a really specific question and want to get into the nitty gritty, feel free to send me an ask! Hope you guys enjoyed the data!

#life series #3rd life #last life #double life #data analysis

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the trial

#qsmp #jaidenanimations #quackity #slimecicle #philza #mcyt

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Actual dsmp lore bits that I don’t think we talk about much

- Sally was never retconned, it’s been two years and STILL it is canon that c!Wilbur fucked a fish and somehow Fundy was born

- c!Sapnap is c!BBH’s son

- c!Dream has a hidden bunker under c!Tommy’s old hillside base (which is honestly creepy as fuck–)

- It is also apparently canon that c!Wilbur reproduces asexually and birthed c!Fundy from his toe (don’t ask–)

- c!Tommy just wanted the Egg to tell c!BBH to swear

- c!Tommy made his own therapy business once and I don’t remember how it went tbh but I’m guessing not well

- c!Fundy is canonically trans (although that might’ve been retconned idk– I hope not though–) (update: yes it was retconned)

- cc!Purpled was late to the L'Manburg duel stream because he was out eating a burrito and everyone started streaming “War!” but traffic caused him and his (brother? sibling? Idk whoever drove Purpled to the burrito place) to get home late

- people in cc!Jack’s chat called him Jack L'Manifold in his first dsmp or first L'manburg stream which is an epic pun

- mexican dream’s ghost is just in a cursed class by himself. I remember watching that stream after a driver’s ed zoom meeting at my aunt’s house and being like “what the fuck what is going on”

- c!Puffy sued c!Jack for hotel ownership (Puffy being on Tommy’s side, but of course now the hotel got fUCKING BLOWN UP– WHY MUST EVERYTHING ON THIS SERVER GET BLOWN UP HHHH)

– c!Sapnap was addicted to blaze powder and was actually one of the drug van’s best customers

- DreamXD is a huge c!George simp

[I removed the bit about warrior cats b/c tbh I’m not even sure anymore if that’s true I can’t find where I originally read it. Also I can’t think of anything to replace it in the masterpost so you now get this blurb. ;-;]

#dreamsmp

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Babe wake up new omori game just dropped All art refs and music from this omori boss fight!!

Without overlays and other versions HAHJASHAK

#grian #limited life #trafficblr #limited life smp #solidaritygaming #smallishbeans #the bad boys #omori #crossover

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trust me the meeting is going amazing

#mcyt

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#mcyt

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how come everyone went live while I was in class

#dreamsmp