Luke: can’t you try and look at things from my perspective?
Solomon: *crouches down to Luke’s height*
Luke:
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Beel: Hey, Levi? Can I get some dating advice?
Levi: Just because I’m with MC doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Satan: Why are your tongues purple?
MC: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Simeon: I had a red one.
Satan: oh…OH
Beel: You drank each other's slushies?
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“not all men”
you’re right, my favorite fictional character would never.
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Eyes Diavolo
need to be folded in half and pounded into until i go literally braindead from the feeling of thick cock dragging along my slippery wet walls. Wanna be pumped full and fucked into the mattress until I forget my own useless name
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Diavolo: do you think when butterflies fall in love they feel humans in their stomach?
MC: Diavolo, darling, honey, Cara mia What the fuck
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*Simeon and mc talking*
Luke: they don’t know they are in love so they?
Solomon: noPe
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Asmo: can I sit here?
Mc: that’s my lap…
Asmo: that doesn’t answer my question
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Mc: *whimpering*
Mammon: what happened?
Mc: it’s nothing don’t worry about it
Mammon: who did this to you.
Mc: Mammon just let it go
Mammon: I promise I won’t get mad
Mc: I stubbed my toe on a door that’s it you happy?
Mammon: *already with a chainsaw* which door
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