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Y/N: We did not want to trouble you here, but Deathy wanted to show you something.

Death: Y/N!?

War:*confused* Deathy?

Strife:*laught*

Y/N: You did not call him that?

Fury: *start laughting*From now we do!

#darksiders #strife #war #fury #death #horsemen #y/n #human #imagines #funny

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Y/N:*look at angel beast* I'm gonna pet it.

Death: Do you realize that this is battle hardened steed who only let their master go near?

Y/N:* get close to angel beast ant start petting it*

Angel beast:*happy gryphon noises*

Death:...

Dust:*jealous bird noises*

#darksiders #death #horsemen #y/n #human #dust #crow #angel beast #imagines #it's been a while since i made something with angel beasts

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Pov: You asked your favourite Darksiders angel to cook you something

#darksiders #angels #imagines #darksiders memes

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Y/N:* to demons* Gentelmen, gentlemen, gentlemen let’s be civil about this. Let’s make a deal. You surrender and don’t die.

Demon1:*laughting* And how you intend to kill us?

Y/N: Oh,no. I can’t kill you. But my buddies can. Say hi buddie!

War:* behind Y/N* Hi.

#darksiders #imagines #war #horsemen #y\n #human #Demons

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Y/N: I'm going out to the store. Do you want something?

Strife: Apple pie

Fury: Snack

Y/N: Death?

Death:...

Y/N: Mayby something for Dust?

Dust:*Restless bird noises*

Strife: Take him with you before he start panicking.

Dust:*happy crow noises*

Y/N: What about you, War?

War: I'll come with you.

#darksiders #strife #war #fury #death #horsemen #y/n #human #imagines #dust #crow

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Usiel: Do you know arachic Latin?

Archon Lucien: I got bored with classical Latin.

Usiel: You know normal Latin?!

Archon Lucien: Yes. Someone from my knitting club taught me.

Usiel: You have a knitting club?!

Archon Lucien: You don’t know anything about me. Now, do you want a sweater or a scarf?

#darksiders #usiel #archon lucien #angels #imagines #it helps him with his corruption

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When Death give you another lecture about doing something stupid, but you are about do it again.

#darksiders #Death #horsemen #imagines

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Death: Why do you have scratched back?

Strife:… I had an.. affair.

*ealier*

Strife:*play with racoon despise Death’s warning to not to it*

#darksiders #strife #Death #horsemen #imagines

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Death:*is in trouble*

Death: Dust? Where are you?

*meanwhile*

Dust:

#darksiders #Death #horsemen #dust #imagines

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Azrael: *worried*Where is Y/N?

Death: Probably sleeping.

Strife: They are in the shower

Y/N: Sorry for being late. I was sleeping under the shower.

#darksiders #strife #death #horsemen #y/n #human #azrael #angels #imagines

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Human: Are you good witch or a bad witch?

Fury: I’m a bad bitch

#darksiders #fury #horsemen #human #imagines

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F!Y/N: Hey Fury! What do you say about big girls night out?

Fury: How big are the girls?

#darksiders #fury #horsemen #y\n #human #imagine

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Y/N:*walk in and see destroyed car* What happened to my car?!

War:Apologize, but I wanted to find tiny mechanical horses.

Y/N: What horses?!

War: Horses that pulling this car to move.

Y/N: And why it it upside down and on fire?!

War: Thinks escalated.

#darksiders #war #horsemen #y\n #human #imagines

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Human!kid:*show a badly made drawing* I draw this for you

Strife:*pick up drawing*

Strife:*on the verge of crying* I would die for you.

#darksiders #strife #horsemen #human #kid #imagines #cute

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*at 3am*

Strife:Death?

Death: What?

Strife:Are you awake?

Death: *sarcastically* No. I’m dead. Leave flowers and get out.

#darksiders #strife #Death #horsemen #imagines

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Y/N: Thank you Draven*smile*

Draven:* in his mind* Awesome. I just get another good grade from Y/N. Something what is so important and satisfy to achieve.

Draven:You welcome

#darksiders #y\n #human #draven #undead #imagines

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Y/N:*hear screaming* It sound like Azrael.

Strife: No. It can’t be him.

Azrael:*from the library* YOU UNEDUCATED PIECE OF FEATHERS-

Strife:Yeah. It’s Azrael.

#darksiders #strife #horsemen #azrael #angels #y\n #human #angry peagon to attack