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My mother has cooked for years now, her mind being her cookbook. She has memorized every recipe and has practiced them to perfection. Making notes in her mental cookbook, her measuring cups and spoons turned into pinches and handfuls. The recipes in her cookbook are now by default for four people. Periodically upgraded, her cookbook always has blank pages for new recipes. And whenever I ask her how much water to add to the rice, she dips in her finger to measure. None, except for her cookbook can tell you that.
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my lesbian farmer gf or, as i like to call her, my crop top—
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start studying up
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gonna change my major to whatever gives me the best chance at landing a job as a screaming flaming skull that attacks people in dungeons
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I'm not nobody's housewife but for you I'd do everything.
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It's not that I don't like Sylvie and loki but lokius has my heart
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I have to wait for HOW MANY MONTHS for the next season of Loki?!
I can't take it anymore Okay bye-
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Does marvel realise how much sadness they have cause me
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Bigger the water balloons, greater the pain.
if you want to know what it's like having boobs, imagine a pair of water balloons. Imagine that these water balloons are heavier than regular water balloons, like they're maybe sugar water instead of plain water. Imagine that they are permanently stuck to your chest.
Now imagine that these water balloons aren't filled with water, or even sugar water, but pain
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Om Shanti Om but make it queer! 🏳️‍🌈
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@desbianherstory @desi-lgbt-fest
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I really wanted to eat Maggi Today but then aai said Doodh kel chapati banavte ;_;
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Where's my duplicity gang at?
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Absolutely losing it at this reply
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Just read this book named 'they both die in the end' by Adam silvera. It shattered my heart, my soul is broken, I have cried so much that no tears come out now, just some noises. My body aches And my eyes hurt, my heart feels heavy.
10/10 would recommend
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five-feet-too-short · 3 years
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If you like these popular gay books, try these ones out
So I’ve noticed a large and growing fandom/interest in Carry On/Wayward Son, Red White & Royal Blue, The Raven Cycle, The Song of Achilles, Simon Vs, The Gentleman’s Guide to Virtue and Vice, and Six of Crows, and the gay storylines in them, this is GREAT! it’s lovely! not all that long ago the idea of a gay book becoming popular on it’s own, mind blowing. However there are other books out there that need your love, your fandom art talent, etc so please think about cracking open these high quality novels and enjoying any of the following 
Peter Darling
The Lightning-Struck Heart
How to Repair a Mechanical Heart
They Both Die at the End
Alan Cole Is Not a Coward
When Ryan Came Back
Wonders of the Invisible World
Wild and Crooked
More Happy Than Not
Last Bus to Everland
We Contain Multitudes
Love & Other Curses
Jack of Hearts
The Darkest Part of the Forest
The Love Interest
Boy Meets Boy
okay so I have many many more good books, but if you like any of the books I listed in my opening I feel like you’ll love at least some of these, all of these books deserve your love, time, readership, come on, new world’s await 
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I am pretty sure that at this point if someone hugged me, like really hugged me and stroked my hair and whispered to me how proud they are of me, I'll break down. I'm going to cry in their arms like a baby, there are so many emotions I have bottled up inside, so many tears I forced not to shed. I'll just be a crying mess
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