Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
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Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.
Leslie Nielsen
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A Visit From Wisdom By Khalil Gibran
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.
Mark Twain
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
George Carlin
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Do Not Love Half-Lovers By Khalil Gibran
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Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’
Steven Wright
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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Anonymous
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Spring By William Blake
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I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, ‘I don’t know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?’ You know,
who knows?
Oscar Nunez
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I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later.
Mitch Hedberg
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The Man In The Arena by Theodore Roosevelt
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Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Issac Asimov
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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
Will Ferrell
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Love Is Enough By William Morris
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I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.
Bill Gates
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Jack Handey
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