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Death metal BF X Lana stan GF

#dethklok #metalocalypse #metalocalypse oc #mtl oc #dethklok oc #oc art #oc x canon #Nathan explosion x oc #mtl #jane schwartz

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Danika being a hot mess

#metalocalypse #dethklok #metalocalypse oc #mtl oc #dethklok oc #oc x canon #oc #oc art #danika #fanart #mtl fanart

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Once again reminding everyone I'm currently taking requests plz I need an excuse to not do something actually productive

YES i want to be in a toki snd skwisgaar sandwich lmao sorry for not clarifying that

Many months later I am here to deliver your sandwich

Toki X Reader X Skwisgaar Smut

Contains she/her pronouns for Reader. Definitely NSFW. Requests still open, it just might take me awhile to churn them out.

You had said the quiet part out loud. 

Sitting on the bed of a Mordhaus guestroom, the two iconic guitarists of Dethklok bickered over who “got to have you.” Separately, both men have slept with you several times. Whoever didn’t get you on a certain night typically just went to find some groupie. They must have gotten lazy tonight. You took even less effort than the average woman because they had your number. They didn’t even have to leave Mordhaus to get you in bed.

“She’s is mines tonight!” Skwisgaar spat in Toki’s face.

“You gots her lasts times! It’s my turns!” Toki yelled back.

“I got more than one hole, guys,” you laughed. You slapped a hand over your mouth. “Forget I said that.” The tension hung heavy in the air. Toki and Skiwsgaar avoided eye contact. 

“Thats… is ridiculous, Y/n. We would nevers do such a things,” Skwisgaar insists, even though you knew he had been in threesomes many times. Hell, you were involved in more than one of those threesomes. The implication of being in such a situation with his bandmate, however, was cringeworthy.

“Y-yeah, I don’t wants to haves sex with this guy.” Toki focused his eyes on the ceiling.

“Well, uh, you wouldn’t be having sex with him. You’d be having sex with me at the same time as him,” you clarify.

“Nots goings to happens.” Skwisgaar pouts and crosses his arms.

“Fair enough. Guess I’ll go see if Pickles is DTF since you two can’t reach an agreement.” You jump off the bed and grab your purse, ready to rush out.

“No! Waits!” Skiwsgaar unexpectedly grabs your arm. “You ares supposed to fucks one of us!”

“Since when did yous sleeps with Pickle, Y/n? I thoughts you only likes us,” Toki complains.

“I haven’t slept with him. Damn, I didn’t know you two were so possessive.” You sit back on the bed. “Look, I’m kinda tired today, so I don’t have it in me to be separately banged by both of you in one night. Why don’t I take Toki tonight and you can come get me in the afternoon tomorrow, Skwis? He is right that you slept with me last.”

“That’s not fairs!” Skwisgaar whined. His massive yet fragile ego wouldn’t yield so easily.

“Then either fuck me at the same time or go jack off! Fuckin’ shit, boys.” You rub your temples. “Tell ya what, I’m gonna get naked, lie down, and close my eyes. Whoever can stick it in me first gets to have me tonight.” Skwisgaar and Toki give each other an uncertain look. You tear your clothes off and flop on the bed, legs and mouth open and eyes shut. You expect to be waiting on that bed for a few minutes before both guys finally leave. Instead, you’re greeted with a dick in your mouth and another working its way into your pussy. 

“Mmm!” You let out a muffled shout. You’ve been with these men enough times to know who was who without opening your eyes. Skwisgaar’s is longer, yet a little less girthy than Toki’s, and Toki’s was veinier. Skwis is in your mouth and Toki is in your cunt. You tap on Skwisgaar’s pelvis to get him out of your mouth.

 “Wait, wait. Let me get into a better position.” Toki also pulls out. You rotate onto your hands and knees. Both boys crawl to their knees on the bed. Skwisgaar fucks your mouth and Toki pumps in and out of your pussy. 

“It’s not as weirds as I thoughts…” Skwisgaar breathes.

“I am just pretends he is not theres,” Toki adds.

“Be quiets, Toki. I don’t wants to hears your voice.” You stifle a laugh. You would choke on Skwisgaar’s cock if you tried to express your amusement. 

“Shuts up, Skwisgaar,” Toki mutters through labored breath. They silently, awkwardly spit roast you. You suck on Skwisgaar’s cock and move your hips backwards into Toki’s. Skwisgaar abruptly pulls out.

“Toki, you ams doings it wrong,” Skwisgaar chastises. Toki’s hips stop moving. 

“What are you talking about, Skwis?” You ask. “This is how he always does it.”

“She likes the way I fucks her. Maybe you ams the ones what’s been doing it wrong.”

“No, she doesn’t sounds likes that when I fucks her. She sounds boreds rights now.” Skwisgaar stands up and pushes Toki out of the way. “Let me shows you hows it’s done.”

“Skwis, don’t make this more complicated than it has to BE— Ah!” Skwisgaar sinks himself into you. He moves faster. His hips are angled in a way that allows you to feel him more intensely.

“This is how you fucks Y/n,” he lectures. You don’t want to hurt Toki, but you can’t fight the louder, higher moans that Skwisgaar gets out of you. He roughly plows into you until you come on his dick. You drop your head to the mattress and catch your breath. Your ass stays in the air. Toki is silent for a minute.

“So, you angles it likes this..?” Toki tentatively gets back on the bed and slides back into you. His hips are set differently than normal, allowing him deeper inside you. His dick better rubs your G spot. 

“Yeah, that’s it!’ You cry. A little part of you is proud of Toki for choosing to take Skwisgaar’s advice instead of starting another fight with him. His moves are faster, harder, more confident. Skwisgaar sits back in front of your face. He grabs your head in his hands and gives you a deep, sloppy kiss. Then he puts his cock back in your mouth and you taste your own juices and a trace of Toki’s dick on it. It’s now slicker and easier to take back into your throat. You suck on it harder.

“Y/n… you sucks so good…” Skwisgaar groans. His hips ram violently into your face and his balls slap your chin. Toki pants and grunts behind you. You have to admit, he’s fucking you a lot better now. Your pussy pulses again and grabs Toki’s cock so hard that he comes right inside you. Your muffled scream reverberates through Skwisgaar pelvis and his cum fills your mouth. You gulp his semen down. The three of you fall to the bed.

You’re on your side with your head in Skwisgaar’s lap and your ass in Toki’s. The room is thick with the sound of heavy breathing. Assorted liquids litter the sheets. Toki is first to recover.

“That was so goods, Y/n,” he praises. He lovingly strokes your thigh. “You ams so beautiful.”

“Thanks, Toki. You were amazing.” You reach a hand behind your back and he squeezes it. His thumb circles into your palm. Skwisgaar sits back up and notices the sweet look you give Toki.

“How comes you nevers looks at me likes that?” He whines. You shrug.

“You just always kinda fall asleep when we’re done. Toki takes care of me.” You remove your head from Skwisgaar’s lap and opt to snuggle into Toki’s toned chest. He pets your head.

“Hey! Do thats to me toos!” Skwisgaar indignantly clings to your back.

“Your nails are digging into me, Skwis.” You try to wiggle your body away from his hands.

“Be gentles with hers. A ladies is a delicate flowers,” Toki reprimands. Skwisgaar huffs. He places his hand back on you, this time without digging into your flesh, and softly lays his head on your shoulder. You realize there’s a lot these two can learn from each other.

#dethklok #metalocalypse #metalocalypse x reader #dethklok x reader #x reader #reader insert #fanfic request #taking requests #I only write for Dethklok and Charles no other characters #Also only female or gender neutral reader

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Fuckin’ Irish CACK

#pickles the drummer #pickles metalocalypse #coach mcguirk #John mcguirk #home movies #metalocalypse #Dethklok #brendon small #doodle #my doods #ultimate crossover #adult swim #shitpost

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YES i want to be in a toki snd skwisgaar sandwich lmao sorry for not clarifying that

Many months later I am here to deliver your sandwich

Toki X Reader X Skwisgaar Smut

Contains she/her pronouns for Reader. Definitely NSFW. Requests still open, it just might take me awhile to churn them out.

You had said the quiet part out loud. 

Sitting on the bed of a Mordhaus guestroom, the two iconic guitarists of Dethklok bickered over who “got to have you.” Separately, both men have slept with you several times. Whoever didn’t get you on a certain night typically just went to find some groupie. They must have gotten lazy tonight. You took even less effort than the average woman because they had your number. They didn’t even have to leave Mordhaus to get you in bed.

“She’s is mines tonight!” Skwisgaar spat in Toki’s face.

“You gots her lasts times! It’s my turns!” Toki yelled back.

“I got more than one hole, guys,” you laughed. You slapped a hand over your mouth. “Forget I said that.” The tension hung heavy in the air. Toki and Skiwsgaar avoided eye contact. 

“Thats… is ridiculous, Y/n. We would nevers do such a things,” Skwisgaar insists, even though you knew he had been in threesomes many times. Hell, you were involved in more than one of those threesomes. The implication of being in such a situation with his bandmate, however, was cringeworthy.

“Y-yeah, I don’t wants to haves sex with this guy.” Toki focused his eyes on the ceiling.

“Well, uh, you wouldn’t be having sex with him. You’d be having sex with me at the same time as him,” you clarify.

“Nots goings to happens.” Skwisgaar pouts and crosses his arms.

“Fair enough. Guess I’ll go see if Pickles is DTF since you two can’t reach an agreement.” You jump off the bed and grab your purse, ready to rush out.

“No! Waits!” Skiwsgaar unexpectedly grabs your arm. “You ares supposed to fucks one of us!”

“Since when did yous sleeps with Pickle, Y/n? I thoughts you only likes us,” Toki complains.

“I haven’t slept with him. Damn, I didn’t know you two were so possessive.” You sit back on the bed. “Look, I’m kinda tired today, so I don’t have it in me to be separately banged by both of you in one night. Why don’t I take Toki tonight and you can come get me in the afternoon tomorrow, Skwis? He is right that you slept with me last.”

“That’s not fairs!” Skwisgaar whined. His massive yet fragile ego wouldn’t yield so easily.

“Then either fuck me at the same time or go jack off! Fuckin’ shit, boys.” You rub your temples. “Tell ya what, I’m gonna get naked, lie down, and close my eyes. Whoever can stick it in me first gets to have me tonight.” Skwisgaar and Toki give each other an uncertain look. You tear your clothes off and flop on the bed, legs and mouth open and eyes shut. You expect to be waiting on that bed for a few minutes before both guys finally leave. Instead, you’re greeted with a dick in your mouth and another working its way into your pussy. 

“Mmm!” You let out a muffled shout. You’ve been with these men enough times to know who was who without opening your eyes. Skwisgaar’s is longer, yet a little less girthy than Toki’s, and Toki’s was veinier. Skwis is in your mouth and Toki is in your cunt. You tap on Skwisgaar’s pelvis to get him out of your mouth.

 “Wait, wait. Let me get into a better position.” Toki also pulls out. You rotate onto your hands and knees. Both boys crawl to their knees on the bed. Skwisgaar fucks your mouth and Toki pumps in and out of your pussy. 

“It’s not as weirds as I thoughts…” Skwisgaar breathes.

“I am just pretends he is not theres,” Toki adds.

“Be quiets, Toki. I don’t wants to hears your voice.” You stifle a laugh. You would choke on Skwisgaar’s cock if you tried to express your amusement. 

“Shuts up, Skwisgaar,” Toki mutters through labored breath. They silently, awkwardly spit roast you. You suck on Skwisgaar’s cock and move your hips backwards into Toki’s. Skwisgaar abruptly pulls out.

“Toki, you ams doings it wrong,” Skwisgaar chastises. Toki’s hips stop moving. 

“What are you talking about, Skwis?” You ask. “This is how he always does it.”

“She likes the way I fucks her. Maybe you ams the ones what’s been doing it wrong.”

“No, she doesn’t sounds likes that when I fucks her. She sounds boreds rights now.” Skwisgaar stands up and pushes Toki out of the way. “Let me shows you hows it’s done.”

“Skwis, don’t make this more complicated than it has to BE— Ah!” Skwisgaar sinks himself into you. He moves faster. His hips are angled in a way that allows you to feel him more intensely.

“This is how you fucks Y/n,” he lectures. You don’t want to hurt Toki, but you can’t fight the louder, higher moans that Skwisgaar gets out of you. He roughly plows into you until you come on his dick. You drop your head to the mattress and catch your breath. Your ass stays in the air. Toki is silent for a minute.

“So, you angles it likes this..?” Toki tentatively gets back on the bed and slides back into you. His hips are set differently than normal, allowing him deeper inside you. His dick better rubs your G spot. 

“Yeah, that’s it!’ You cry. A little part of you is proud of Toki for choosing to take Skwisgaar’s advice instead of starting another fight with him. His moves are faster, harder, more confident. Skwisgaar sits back in front of your face. He grabs your head in his hands and gives you a deep, sloppy kiss. Then he puts his cock back in your mouth and you taste your own juices and a trace of Toki’s dick on it. It’s now slicker and easier to take back into your throat. You suck on it harder.

“Y/n… you sucks so good…” Skwisgaar groans. His hips ram violently into your face and his balls slap your chin. Toki pants and grunts behind you. You have to admit, he’s fucking you a lot better now. Your pussy pulses again and grabs Toki’s cock so hard that he comes right inside you. Your muffled scream reverberates through Skwisgaar pelvis and his cum fills your mouth. You gulp his semen down. The three of you fall to the bed.

You’re on your side with your head in Skwisgaar’s lap and your ass in Toki’s. The room is thick with the sound of heavy breathing. Assorted liquids litter the sheets. Toki is first to recover.

“That was so goods, Y/n,” he praises. He lovingly strokes your thigh. “You ams so beautiful.”

“Thanks, Toki. You were amazing.” You reach a hand behind your back and he squeezes it. His thumb circles into your palm. Skwisgaar sits back up and notices the sweet look you give Toki.

“How comes you nevers looks at me likes that?” He whines. You shrug.

“You just always kinda fall asleep when we’re done. Toki takes care of me.” You remove your head from Skwisgaar’s lap and opt to snuggle into Toki’s toned chest. He pets your head.

“Hey! Do thats to me toos!” Skwisgaar indignantly clings to your back.

“Your nails are digging into me, Skwis.” You try to wiggle your body away from his hands.

“Be gentles with hers. A ladies is a delicate flowers,” Toki reprimands. Skwisgaar huffs. He places his hand back on you, this time without digging into your flesh, and softly lays his head on your shoulder. You realize there’s a lot these two can learn from each other.

#dethklok #metalocalypse #skwisgaar #toki wartooth #toki #skwisgaar skwigelf #metalocalypse x reader #dethklok x reader #x reader #reader insert #dethklok smut #metalocalypse fanfic #smut #nsfw #fanfic request #taking requests

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idk if ur still taking fanfic asks bc i noticed u last posted a few weeks ago but im dying for a toki x reader x skwisgaar smut

I’m happy to do this but I just wanna clarify that you want to be in a Toki-Skwisgaar sandwich and not that you want smut of them separately 😅

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Uhhh anyone got any good Metalocalypse discord servers I can join

#metalocalypse #dethklok #mtl

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*googles sensual couple poses*

#metalocalypse #dethklok #metalocalypse oc #mtl oc #dethklok oc #oc #original character #charles foster offdensen #charles offdensen #self insert #pickles the drummer #vera fordyce #Reese greaves #self ship

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A collection of metalocalypse memes I did for no explicable reason for the modern individual

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Yeah so there’s these now

#dethklok #metalocalypse #pickles the drummer #dr rockso #t shirt #cricut #with my cricut I am unstoppable #metalocalypse fanart #the rockso one is messed up from a prior failed attempt

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Gonna do a marijuana and work on my OC wiki pages

#random bullshit #important life update #metalocalypse oc

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Vera's up too https://metalocalypse-ocs.fandom.com/wiki/Vera_Fordyce

Working on adding my girl Danika to the Metalocalypse OC Wiki https://metalocalypse-ocs.fandom.com/wiki/Danika

#dethklok #metalocalypse #metalocalypse oc #dethklok oc #mtl oc #oc #original character #metalocalypse oc wiki #vera fordyce

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Skwis + Danika

#danika #skwisgaar skwigelf #skwisgaar #dethklok #metalocalypse #metalocalypse oc #mtl oc #dethklok oc #oc #original character #self insert #self ship #oc x canon #Metalocalypse x oc #Dethklok x oc

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Overly cute chibi drawings of the boys with my OCs + a blank version if anyone wants to add their own OCs

#dethklok #metalocalypse #metalocalypse oc #mtl oc #charles foster offdensen #charles offdensen #dethklok oc #oc #original character #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth #william murderface #nathan explosion #pickles the drummer #vera fordyce #virj hayworth #danika #Reese greaves #sandy dent #jane schwartz #self ship #self insert #I can’t draw Chibis they have always eluded me #add your own #add your oc

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trying to figure out how to draw him

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MTL OC #5 of 6

Name: Virginia “Virj” Hayworth

Age: 27

A sound tech who works at a venue Dethklok played once. Another OC pointed her out to Toki, saying they were “perfect for each other,” and the two of them hit it off. She is rough around the edges, always trying to keep up an intimidating persona, but has a massive soft spot for Toki. She does not do well with the publicity she gets when she starts hanging around Dethklok and will always hide behind Toki when the paparazzi come out. Eventually takes on the role of Dethklok’s sound engineer. She likes to produce noise music in her free time.

#dethklok #metalocalypse #metalocalypse oc #mtl oc #dethklok oc #oc #original character #toki wartooth #self ship #self insert #virj hayworth

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