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davidplantinga · 2 months
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If you see something that's too strange to be true, it's probably been doctored by AI.
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davidplantinga · 2 months
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davidplantinga · 2 months
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A two miles radius of litter seems to surround every 711.
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davidplantinga · 3 months
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Because plastic wrap is so cheap companies use a lot of it.
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davidplantinga · 3 months
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Cats aren't fond of taking baths.
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davidplantinga · 3 months
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Not only do city buses bounce and rattle, the seats are really hard.
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davidplantinga · 3 months
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City buses in Ango-North America have such a stiff and heavy chassis the ride is pretty rough, and all by law.
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davidplantinga · 3 months
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I've been putting off posting this but here goes.
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davidplantinga · 4 months
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I don't know which have sharper corners, the houses from Monopoly or legos.
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davidplantinga · 4 months
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Another limerick on the frustrations of Monopoly.
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davidplantinga · 4 months
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Monopoly is frustrating when you start losing.
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davidplantinga · 4 months
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I always liked the top hat more than any other Monopoly piece.
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davidplantinga · 5 months
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It's strange how they raise the doors on bathroom stalls.
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davidplantinga · 5 months
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Losing that hour of sleep to daylight savings time really sucks.
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davidplantinga · 5 months
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Gargoyles always look so dour but it can't be an easy life perched on a ledge in the wind and rain.
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davidplantinga · 5 months
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