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hello shoker nation how did ur Shep handle Joker's rejection? bc Eva got hhhHAMMERED about it

#lmaooo #shoker

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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

#pennsylvania #usa #fries #chips #cheddar bay biscuits #cookies #soda #candy #cigarettes #beanie #cotton candy

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Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*

The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider

The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*

Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad

#aragorn son of arathorn #literally just some guy #lotr #this queuenit is not available for experimentation

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Portrait 20/30 - Dr. Chakwas (Mass Effect)

#beautiful #karin chakwas #mass effect #mass effect fanart #crnobleshares #this queuenit is not available for experimentation

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While the dudes were doing push-ups or whatever during the Citadel DLC, all the women should have been lining up to feel Ashley’s muscles.

#I also genuinely enjoy the idea of the boys doing push ups #and one of them thinking they won #and Ashley joining the contest #and casually blowing their numbers out of the water #mass effect #ashley williams #this queuenit is not available for experimentation

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"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#a coffee mug that never empties would be incredible tbh #life changing even

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3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:

vibrator dies mid use

roll a shitty joint

realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention

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If I had a nickel for every time a cleric of Helio died, met Helio, and then starting worshipping a dead deity instead I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's hilarious that it's happened twice

#buddy dawn #helio #kristen applebees #ankarna #fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high spoilers #dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #fhjy spoilers

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I just read the guardians description of the show and I’m laughing so hard I need to share it:

“The aesthetic is slightly over-fussy gothic and the duo are initially hard to like” did Timothy Hunter write this lmao???

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*makes character* hehe. haha *fucks them up so bad* Oh no. who could have done such a thing

#calling me out by my full government name

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New Chapter for Talking to the moon ❤️💚💙

It’s been shakarios tiem

AO3

#shakarios #mass effect #mass effect fanfic #mass effect fic rec #fic rec #crnobleshares #this queuenit is not available for experimentation

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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Happy lesbian week to them and them only

#911 #this queuenit is not available for experimentation

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can’t get over how fucked the three city blocks of Baldur's Gate we explore is. vampire den, mummy lord, hag lair, no less than two cults, haunted mansion, a demon lord whoring it up, evil clowns. is the rest of the city normal. why do they have a Spirit Halloween district.

#baldur's gate 3 #this queuenit is not available for experimentation

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love a story that throws you to the wolves. a story that goes, i dunno you figure it out. i contain these wolves and they're beautiful and charismatic and also they do bite and kill people. multiple truths existing at odds or whatever. we're not here to discuss the rights or wrongs of hungry wolves we're mostly here to get metaphorically devoured and then consider the implications but where you go with it from there is on you. take in the spectacle or be taken in by it, the choice is yours if it ever was a real choice to begin with

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