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A random headcanon that has no canonical justification. Tech and Cross -twins, former Siamese. By the will of fate, they were born like this, but fortunately the merger allowed them to be separated without any problems. Since that time, everyone has a huge scar on their side, in memory of the fact that they were once literally one.

#I still hope that someday someone will draw art based on my posts #the bad batch #star wars #tbb #star wars the bad batch #tbb crosshair #bad batch #tech #the bad batch crosshair

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Do you know what I expected from the new series?

Dialogue in the spirit:

"Brown-eyes friend, my friend"

"Why do you call him Brown-eyes?"

"What else should I call my boyfriend?"

"Wait, what?"

#the bad batch #star wars #tbb #star wars the bad batch #tbb crosshair #bad batch #tech #the bad batch crosshair #phee genoa

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Just a few hours and we'll get episode 12, which will either cheer us up by joking at the beginning, a few times in the middle and at the end, or we'll all get even more depressed and look forward to the next episodes with horror.

In the meantime, I will speak about the already released episodes. It pisses me off that we haven't seen Echo since the finale of episode 7. He didn't have much screen time last season anyway due to the fact that he left the main characters in the middle. And there is even less of it here. And it also pisses me off that another character, who has VERY little screen time in total, almost no disclosure and development, appears even less. Gods, what did the character Phee do to deserve this? She looks like some kind of one-size-fits-all character who played his role and that's it, he's just being removed, pushed into the background.

And about her relationship with the cinnamon bun, I'm completely silent. At least give her a photo of him on the control panel, which she looks at with sadness and longing.

#the bad batch #star wars #tbb #star wars the bad batch

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When you're the thunderstorm of the neighborhood and your son is a cinnamon bun 🤣🤣🤣

Luke and Vader AU

Palpatine’s force lightning is nothing compared to the sheer might that is Luke’s puppy dog eyes.

This is actually how Obi-Wan is finally able to trail Luke and Vader. It’s hard to hide rumors of a tall, dark cloaked, man with a bubbly little boy doing amazing good deeds on various planets.

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I know that Tech would be more suitable for the role of Belle, and the Hunter is just right for the role of Rapunzel, but I still like the result. I sincerely hope that someone will stir up full-fledged art on such an idea. Here's a character for the role of Gothel with the song "Professor Mom is smarter." And given the many theories that the clone X - Tech, this frame is just perfect.

#the bad batch #star wars #tbb #star wars the bad batch #bad batch #tech #tech tbb #tbb hemlock #au #disney

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I started listening to the Disciple of Darkness (I can't read it, because I can't find the book anywhere, even in electronic form, most likely this is the result of Disney officially leaving Russia and now I'm listening to, let's say, a pirated version of the audiobook, but that's not the point) and that's what I want to say.

First of all, I didn't notice how I had only 10 chapters left, the book is really addictive.

Secondly, if someone had told me when I watched the Clone Wars for the first time that Ventress would not just get a gorgeous head of hair and become much prettier (that's what having hair, leaving the Sith and prettier graphics do to a person) but also fall in love with a Jedi, I would have just told that person I would have laughed in my face.

Thirdly, I'm the only one wondering which of all this should have been included in the story arc of the series, as originally planned? It's just that there are quite a lot of events in the book and they definitely wouldn't fit into a traditional four-episode arch.

#star wars #asajj ventress #Disciple of Darkness #quinlan vos

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I hope they will be reunited. It will be interesting to see how he reacts to the fact that she is alive and someone has set their eyes on her. Who knows, maybe he will react to the latter with the sounds of a jealous pterodactyl.

I'm seeing people shiping Ventress with Crosshair. I'm just sitting here saying she already has her man.

Where is he!? Does he know she lives!?

#asajj ventress #quinlan vos #tbb crosshair #star wars #the bad batch #star wars the clone wars #star wars dark disciple

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#the bad batch #star wars #tbb #star wars the bad batch #bad batch #tech #tech x phee #phee genoa #wrecker tbb #It seems to me that the best Disney princess is Crosshair

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As they say in Russia, "No matter whose cow was mooing, yours would be silent."

Crosshair: A pirate, really?

Tech: *looks over at Ventress, the ex-Sith* You are the last person in the galaxy to talk.

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I don't know about you, but I like to imagine a blushing Tech. Just because I like to think that when he blushes, the blood rushes not only to his cheeks, but also to his ears. That is, when he turns red, the tips of his ears also turn red.

It seems to me that Phee is deliberately making him blush because she likes this picture.

#the bad batch #star wars #tbb #star wars the bad batch #bad batch #tech #phee genoa #tbb phee #tech x phee

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Tech: *wakes up after a head injury* Where am I? This is not a Camino!

Hunter: You seem to have amnesia. Therefore, I will explain briefly: The Republic, the Jedi Order and Kamino are no more, the Empire has replaced the Republic, which is not the best option, but as if we have a choice; now we live in a Pabu, you have a wife and two children, and this little girl is our Omega sister.

Tech: Wait, am I married?

Hunter: Yes, here on it * points to Phee*.

Tech: ...

Crosshair: I also walked away from the news that you have a girlfriend for the first six months. I came to my senses only when I was asked to give a speech at the wedding. And there I didn't even notice how you had twins.

#the bad batch #star wars #tbb #star wars the bad batch #tbb crosshair #the bad batch crosshair #bad batch #omega #tech #tbb phee #tech x phee #the bad batch hunter

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In the bar.

Some girl: Hey, cutie, do you want to spend the evening with me?

Tech: Have you forgotten how to read? *The inscription on the T-shirt "I have a girlfriend with whom I am happy"*

Girl: I don't see her.

Phee: Turn around and not only will you see her, but you will regret that you decided to ignore this inscription.

Later:

Phee: Once again, why aren't you wearing this T-shirt? * The inscription "I am a married man" *

Tech: I decided that it does not reflect our relationship to the end. If I ever get a T-shirt that says "I'm married and happy with my hot wife in this marriage, so don't dream of winning me over," I'll wear it.

Phee:...

Phee: Have I told you that I love you?

#the bad batch #star wars #tbb #star wars the bad batch #bad batch #tech #phee genoa #tech x phee

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AU, in which the Tech turned out to be alive, it's just that all this time he was hiding from the Empire in some backwater.

Tech: I'm back!

Phee: *hugs and kisses him* Don't do that anymore, brown eyes!

Crosshair: WAIT, DID HE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALL THIS TIME?

Omega: Did I mention that?

#the bad batch #star wars #tbb #star wars the bad batch #tbb crosshair #the bad batch crosshair #bad batch #omega #tbb spoilers #tech #tbb phee #phee genoa #tech x phee

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Don’t care what anyone says. To me, Echo would kill for his little rats (he calls the Batch his little Rats, obvi)

#The Best Mother of STAR WARS #Don't touch Echo's children if you want to live #tbb fanart #tbb #tbb crosshair #tbb hunter #sw tbb #tbb echo #tbb tech #tbb wrecker #the bad batch tech #the bad batch hunter #the bad batch echo #the bad batch #the bad batch wrecker #the bad batch crosshair #silly goofy

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Yes, he will move away from such news in series three or four. His little social brother, with the boring mode enabled in the 25/8 format, managed to get a ✨HoT GiRlFrEnD✨.

Forget about crosshair learning about Tech dying, forget about seeing the first scene of the crew reuniting. I need a scene where Crosshair learns that Tech of all people was able to swoon a pirate. His reaction would be legendary.

#star wars #starwars #the bad batch #crosshair tbb #tbb crosshair #TBB tech #tbb #tech tbb #phee genoa #TBB Phee

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What the technique has come to, we will find out the character from the buns😂

I've truly hit rock bottom.

The major complaint with all our delusional takes regarding Tech's survival is that we are taking them out of our asses, but in this case, it is quite literally outta someone's ass.

Look, I don't wanna dunk on my main man, but Tech's got no booty. He is as flat as an airport landing strip in the Netherlands. I don't know what voodoo dark magic Nala Se did to strip Tech of the standard issue clone tushy, because our next possible candidate for Clone CX-2 is Cody, and dude is packin'.

Exhibit 1:

Certified 0° booty.

Exhibit 2:

That's a category 10 booty right here ^.

Now, fortunately for us the creatives put Clone CX-2 in a leotard from the waist down, so we got an unobstructed view of the clone's behind and I gotta say, it's some pretty convincing evidence right here that CX-2 is Tech.

Also, I made this account three years ago and have never changed the profile picture before, but today I did cause delusion is swallowing me whole.

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Рекс: Я не договорил. Он не кусается, сразу руки отрывает.

#tbb howzer #tbb crosshair #tbb rex #fan art #sketch #the bad batch #clone captain rex #clone captain howzer #clone trooper howzer #the bad batch season 3 #the clone wars