chronicallyimmature

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I hate it when people ask "Well what do you really want to do?"

Because I'm never prepared, no matter how many times this happens, so I always end up telling the truth...

"Pirate.  Intergalactic smugler.  Rockstar.  Racing driver?  Definately racing driver.  Just cuz, you know, those first two are probably taken." 

And then I just look like an idiot.  But if you lie,

"Oh you know, I really love... human resources.  And people.  Lots and lots of people."  

Then you're really screwed, because you'll be stuck for hours, listening to tips and techniques on how to get into a career that you don't actually want anyway. 

#I am a child #and I don't care #except for when I'm called out on it #that part blows

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Hamish! John Hamish Watson, just if you’re looking for baby names.

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For Reapersun!♥ 

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If I didn’t understand I was being asked to be best man, it is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend. And certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing. 

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I don't know.  I just wanted to.  It was that ep.  You know the one.

#clint barton #eating peanut butter #like a pig #avengers assemble #sort of #I had writers block and this is what happens #hawkeye #hulk's going to be pissed

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Dog doesn’t want kisses

> This dog has incredible comedic timing.

> Remember your place, human.

#lol #epic

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#sherlock

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You're safe now.

#sherlock

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#WHAAAT

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when u accidently type me instead of my 

#lmao

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#fantastic

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Nothing can compare to books and writing while it’s raining.

#yes

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WHAT!!!!

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- I was just playing the game. - I know. And this is just losing, brother dear.

#lmao #*dies* #mycroft #cake

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#goddamn #benedict cumberbatch

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I'm the person that reads your tags.