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SLAYYYYY (idk how we survived lmao-)

Yo I think today is our 1 year (friendship) anniversary 😳😳

INDEED IT IS

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Frrrr

Which reminds me...

I need b r o w n i e s

Ok, so I don't remember the date or month specifically, but this was the time when I started talking to my closest moots @0lympian-c0uncil, @inc0rrectmyths, @sleepdeprivationbutitsvaruna and @h0bg0blin-meat (in this order, as a matter of fact) last year, which was when I joined Tumblr for the first time, and I just wanted to say...

I love you guys <333

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Lmao don't forget the og brownie attack on Demi ☠️☠️

Ok, so I don't remember the date or month specifically, but this was the time when I started talking to my closest moots @0lympian-c0uncil, @inc0rrectmyths, @sleepdeprivationbutitsvaruna and @h0bg0blin-meat (in this order, as a matter of fact) last year, which was when I joined Tumblr for the first time, and I just wanted to say...

I love you guys <333

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Omg yessssss lol I was so happy and honoured to be a part of the cult, especially when the leaders swore me in, and then you interacted with the post and that's how everything came into full circle 🤩🤩

Ok, so I don't remember the date or month specifically, but this was the time when I started talking to my closest moots @0lympian-c0uncil, @inc0rrectmyths, @sleepdeprivationbutitsvaruna and @h0bg0blin-meat (in this order, as a matter of fact) last year, which was when I joined Tumblr for the first time, and I just wanted to say...

I love you guys <333

#lore drop

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BLOCK HIM

in my blog discription i EXPLISETLY said im a minor

tag evryone you can

@daggerhobbit @multishipperofgaydeadwizards @deadaldipshit-jpg @thementallyunwellapollochild AND EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS

REBLOG THIS POST

BLOCK AND REPORT THE BLOG

@non-tyrannical-usa please summon the countryverse

#block this person

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Ok, so I don't remember the date or month specifically, but this was the time when I started talking to my closest moots @0lympian-c0uncil, @inc0rrectmyths, @sleepdeprivationbutitsvaruna and @h0bg0blin-meat (in this order, as a matter of fact) last year, which was when I joined Tumblr for the first time, and I just wanted to say...

I love you guys <333

#random post #one year anniversary #i love my moots

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(This is 100% accurate you used to intimidate the living hell out of me when I first started talking to you... but now you're js a softie :3)

Uhhh... ok i guess :3

open tags!!

ASK GAME!!

Do THIS QUIZ and say your result

Thats what I got!!! @wanderingwierdo @the-cherryblossom-system @blooper-malte @a-secret-rpblog @gobodegoblin @beeflingo @ibuildblasters

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got inspired by some of @0lympian-c0uncil's posts to make a twitter meme about Athena 😅

#idk if i did this right lol i js chose the first template i found #anyway- #greek mythology #greek gods #greek myths #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #athena #lesbain

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Only day you can reblog this

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Hi I love you all🖤

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Ares: This is a list of places Athena could’ve run off to with Artemis.

Zeus:

Zeus: This is a globe.

Apollo: Yeah, we have no clue where they are.

#greek mythology #greek gods #greek myths #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #athena #artemis #apollo #ares #ares x apollo #artemis x athena #zeus

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Ares: I did a bad thing...

Athena: Does it affect me?

Ares: No.

Athena: Then suffer in silence.

#greek mythology #greek gods #greek myths #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #athena #ares

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*Titan War Era*

A random tree nymph: So, what are your powers?

Zeus: I can control lightning and thunder!

Poseidon: I can manipulate water and cause earthquakes!

Hades: I can control the dead and make some very shiny rocks with a lot of economic value!

Demeter: I can sustain life through the growth and harvesting of plants!

Tree nymph: Hmm...

Demeter: *raises eyebrow* I created you.

Tree nymph: 0.0

Tree nymph: O-Okay then--

Hestia: I make home-cooked meals!

Hera: I... uh... I'm family glue!!!

Tree nymph:

Tree nymph: Those are not really--

Zeus: No, trust us. With the way we all are, these two are our most important members.

#i hc that hera was 100 times better during the titan war than after she became queen #greek myths #greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #hera #hestia #demeter #poseidon #zeus #hades #titan war era #big 6

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Rhea: *giving lessons* If a monster invades Mount Ida, what do we do?

Hera: Kill it.

Hades: Kill it.

Poseidon: Kill it.

Demeter: Kill it.

Zeus: Kill it.

Hestia: --with kindness.

Demeter: I'll speak to you at your funeral.

Rhea:

#greek mythology #greek gods #greek myths #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #hera #hestia #demeter #hades #poseidon #zeus #rhea #titan war era

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Dionysus: *reading from Google, trying to look smart* Fun Fact:- The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime...

Ares: I love how they call this a 'fun' fact.

Apollo: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.

Hermes: Also, it's wrong. I pass by a serial killer every day.

*Hera walks past*

Apollo:

Ares:

Dionysus:

Dionysus: *to the phone* You f**king liar...

#greek mythology #greek gods #greek myths #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #hera #ares #apollo #hermes #dionysus

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reallll

@h0bg0blin-meat

101 #telemachus x pisistratus would’ve been a better movie than the one about dotty dogs tbh.

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dont forget the brownies 🗿🗿

thirteen-deaths-later and @h0bg0blin-meat? a match made in heaven