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xkcd fans are the only fandom I've had direct experience with where people do the stereotypical nerdy fan thing of referring to installments of the thing they like by their release order numbers instead of their titles

#long post #xkcd

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#reminder #motivation #:)

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Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️

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Shell quirks! Part 4, Mikey!

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As a box turtle, Mikey can close his shell completely to keep out anything that might get in to bother him! Like annoying brothers, for example. Outta sight, outta mind lol

I used to make tons of Christmas cookies with extended family that I would bring home after the holiday, but alas, every single one would disappear come morning without a crumb for me. Either Santa stuck around another night or I lived with ravenous wolves rather than people! I ended up having to hide the stash to dole them out at a reasonable pace (while saving myself my share) lol

#rise #tmnt #mikey #leo

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It was funnier in my head

I’m not dead I promise

I have 5 billion wips but I can’t finish one 😔

#lmfao cute #rise #donnie #leo #raph #mikey #april o'neil

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He understood the assignment

#T__T kind of looks like my dog #wish i could teach her this #dog #animals.videos #laugh rule

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Saw this frame on a different reblog by @thatssroughbuddy but why does it look like Iroh is using his phone to take a photo of his nephew at a landmark

#art #atla #CUTE...

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Unlearning How White People Ask Personal Questions

http://www.samefacts.com/2014/05/culture-and-civil-society/unlearning-how-white-people-ask-personal-questions/

#advice

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#super mario #augh!!!!!!

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please he is a half-foot so could it be possible????

#marchil #dungeon meshi #art

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Flower for YOU.

#long post #CUUUTE #marchil #dungeon meshi #comic

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do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

#yeah

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me: (making a mistake) (eating a hot piece of potato right out of the oven) (breathing and chewing with my mouth open) HAAAAAAFASASFAFHAA

my gf: (in a completely different room) … what is that sound? are you eating a hot potato?

#4d #i don't know why but this seems like you guys #stories

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“Dogs don’t know what they look like. Dogs don’t even know what size they are. No doubt it’s our fault, for breeding them into such weird shapes and sizes. My brother’s dachshund, standing tall at eight inches, would attack a Great Dane in the full conviction that she could tear it apart. When a little dog is assaulting its ankles the big dog often stands there looking confused — “Should I eat it? Will it eat me? I am bigger than it, aren’t I?” But then the Great Dane will come and try to sit in your lap and mash you flat, under the impression that it is a Peke-a-poo… Cats know exactly where they begin and end. When they walk slowly out the door that you are holding open for them, and pause, leaving their tail just an inch or two inside the door, they know it. They know you have to keep holding the door open. That is why their tail is there. It is a cat’s way of maintaining a relationship. Housecats know that they are small, and that it matters. When a cat meets a threatening dog and can’t make either a horizontal or a vertical escape, it’ll suddenly triple its size, inflating itself into a sort of weird fur blowfish, and it may work, because the dog gets confused again — “I thought that was a cat. Aren’t I bigger than cats? Will it eat me?” … A lot of us humans are like dogs: we really don’t know what size we are, how we’re shaped, what we look like. The most extreme example of this ignorance must be the people who design the seats on airplanes. At the other extreme, the people who have the most accurate, vivid sense of their own appearance may be dancers. What dancers look like is, after all, what they do.”

— Ursula Le Guin, in The Wave in the Mind (via fortooate)

#writing #my goodness

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2016′s first perzine, “raised by the internet” - $5 printed zine available on storenvy. i can be embarrassed about this next year.

#zines

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new zine for sale

40 page perzine, illustrated and written, about my intimacy issues ranging from topics such as love, sex, friendship, mental illness, queerness, death etc.

#zines