@neil-gaiman what’s the significance of the Drippy plushie in episode 3 at 40 mins 15?
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it was mesmerising to behold
Me before the party: don’t worry i promise I won’t upset everyone by reciting the alphabet backwards
Me after one drink: z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a
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things i’m going to do when my friend finally returns my copy of TSOA:
• thank her
• ask her if she enjoyed it
• be omnipotent
• put it back on my shelf
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any ancient author: *uses a simile*
commentary: hmmm it’s giving Homer 💅
The people who write commentaries on classical texts are all like:
Guy who has only ever read the iliad and odyssey: getting a lot of iliad/odyssey vibes from this
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senators: *pull out knives*
Caesar: what are you going to do to me???!!
senators: *play Never Gonna Give you up by Rick Astley*
Caesar, through tears: oh dear god
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gorgeous gorgeous girls love sir gawain
gorgeous gorgeous girls refuse to believe he’s dead
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pretty homer covers go brr
the homeric question should no longer be "who was homer, anyway?" the only homeric question that matters to me is "how the fuck did i get so many copies of the iliad and odyssey"
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going into work, ready to be humbled by aggression and the general public
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Merlin: if i had a nickel for every time i’ve saved your life, i’d be rich
Arthur: …what’s a nickel??
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so when monks draw in manuscripts it’s “illuminated” and a “work of art”, but when i do it i’m “vandalising artefacts” and “going to prison”
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the only person who i trust 100% is Homer. if he says something i can and WILL take it at face value and i don’t think he would ever lie to me
in this essay i will…
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Patroclus: Achilles come down?? ha! more like Achilles calm down
Achilles, sulking in his tent: shut up
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Achilles: fuck you!!! how dare you take away Briseis, you self entitled idiot!!!! you absolute buffoon!
Agamemnon, an empath: hmm i feel like he’s mad at me but i can’t quite figure out why….
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