boththemanandthecold

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I wearing a slutty top and a mini skirt in home depot and I have yet to be flirted with by a single lesbian. This is outrageous

#gay #home depot #lesbian #sapphic

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I'm staying the night at my friend's house, and they were like, "My cat might cuddle with your face," and I was like, "that's cool, I like cats."

I was wholly unprepared

This cat's (who hid from me during the day) idea of cuddle is HEADBUTTING ME REPEATEDLY IN THE MOUTH AND STEALING MY PILLOW.

#she woke me up by lying on my neck and i started choking #cat #kitty

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My mom gets so angry whenever that I remind her that I have a panic attack disorder, and when she touches me, it feels like my skin is burning off. Like, bestie, I can't control it. Do I look like I would choose for this to happen to me?

#also who do you think caused it??? #one of us tried to murder my sisters and it wasnt me #vent #rant

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"Wow, you're always so happy and bubbly all the time!"

Thanks! If I stop pretending to be happy, I will literally start crying on the spot!

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Sometimes, I think I'm getting better and then suddenly I'm a kid again.

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All I wanted to do after my shift was eat corned beef and cabbage with my feet in the water, so I drove all the way out to the reservoir, and THE LAKE IS FROZEN?!?

It's a balmy 54°F? And here I am looking a fool with my ice coffee and crocks.

#this is an outrage #the geese are so loud #at least i get to sit in the sun #i like to pretend im a plant sometimes #my kia soul was not enjoying those pot holes on the drive up #lake #pond #reservoir #dam #lunch #corned beef and cabbage #st patricks day #work #weather

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Eurggggg

Professional ball buster over here

#gnawing at the bars of my enclosure #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #carnie #hear me out #3rd hand cigar smoke makes me feel shit #fnaf help wanted 2 #fnaf carnie #barker bear

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The Fazerblast Carnie from FNAF: Help Wanted 2 is a lil'... somethin' somethin'...

I don't know how I feel about this, and AO3 does not have anything to helppppp

#im going feral #he's self aware???? #hear me out #hes kinda hot #i dont know #i like my men a little pathetic #maybe i just like his voice #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #help wanted 2 #fazerblaster #fnaf carnie #barker bear

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A birdie on his shoulder told him that he owes him his first life.

#im so stupid obsessed with this dynamic #inject this into my veins

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Secret Life Fanmade Opening

Managed to scramble this together the past week for an after effects class ^^

The song I used is 12 by Kroh! Go check it out ✌️

I'll be adding some sketches, assets, and stills below for those interested 👌

#reblog to save #secret life smp #doodlegroves #life series smp #life series #secret life #trafficblr #traffic smp #traffic series #desert duo #grianmc #grian #grian fanart #goodtimeswithscar fanart #goodtimeswithscar #watcher grian #gtwscar #gtws fanart #scott smajor #gtws #smajor1995 #smajor fanart #smajor mcyt #pearlescentmoon #pearlecentmoon fanart #inthelittlewood #inthelittewood fanart #martyn inthelittlewood #itlwart #itlw fanart

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Going insane about Grian being on a smoke break. All he wants is to become one with the ocean, and now he has to engage in bureaucracy?!? The horror!

Screenshot redraw

#hermitblr #gtwscar #grian #goodtimeswithscar #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #dhs #hermitcraft permit office #department of hermit services #government drone grian

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Remember to make spare copies of your car and house keys. Going to Ace is cheaper than a locksmith

#reminder #life tips #life advice

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Your okay even if you are blurry, Fish. :)

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Imagine being trapped in a hotel in fucking Glendive Montana.

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I called AAA, and a lot of their tow trucks are down, so I'm a bit stranded at the moment

#comedy of errors #but its my life #and #god hates me

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I think God hates me

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His family came and got the guitars. I feel kinda fucked up asking for their dead son's most prized possessions. He wasn't even legally my step-dad. I just want the steel resonator and Veronica back. I feel like shit