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#god hates me
warm-lemons · 9 days
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Sorry for being dead god decided to give me Covid again for the second time 😎. All I have to offer is the doodle of Blitzwing I did a few days ago
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hiemssun · 1 year
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The myth of Clytie kinda reminds me of Izzy
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cinammonrollpetra · 6 months
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Bill Potts deserves more attention
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darby-rowe · 3 months
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sorry yall i gotta vent for a little bit but i just wanna first say thank u for all the positivity i receive on my more darker fics :) however ever since i posted my most recent fic from today i’ve been feeling this overwhelming feeling of guilt??? which doesnt make sense bc i enjoy writing darker content, it’s just after i post it im like… damn.
im also hella nauseous rn because i just rode in my friend’s car and i get soooo motion sick but. shrugs IDK YALL i just feel super guilty and idk how to make it go away
anyways sorry for venting i just had to get that off my chest
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pisshandkerchief · 10 months
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just got all dressed up, hair fluffy, eyeliner on point, moisturized, in my lane, slaying, and went out to show my mom how great I looked only for her to say you look great but why is there a big wet spot on your pants and me to look down and see I'd leaned against the wet washcloth on the sink and I looked like I'd pissed myself. so now I'm blowdrying my pants in the bathroom, filled with shame
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This was such a stupid idea, I mean, it wasn’t, you’re safe and all, but I think where I went wrong with this was when i ate you.
In those moments all I cared about was your safety, and I swallowed you as you thrashed and screamed, I think that’s where I worked out that I messed up. Now I need to comfort you as you scream deep beneath my skin. Will you listen to me? No. Will that stop me? No.
your safe, you just don’t know it yet, and before you start screaming again, I’m sorry.
(this is soo bad)
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polycharismas · 3 months
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i should retheme but to Who
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chronic-monachopsis · 11 months
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trying so hard not to cry after spilling ice tea all over my dick and balls
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us-costco-official · 1 month
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uhoh the chronic nausea is nausing.
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whatsk-poppinhomies · 1 month
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ISTFG
THE UPDATES KEEP COMING
AND THIS ONE IS A ZINGER
I PUT MY CONTACTS IN ONCE! ITS BEEN MONTHS! BUT I ALWAYS KEEP THEM CLEAN!
AND MY ASS HAS PINKEYE NOW!
WHOEVER IS RUNNING THIS CREATION
THEY HATE ME
THEY HATE ME SO BAD
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saruin · 11 months
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all I want is a big bushy hobo beard, is that too much to ask?
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istanbulite · 6 months
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reblog sandwich bread sliced the wrong way for 100 years of slightly weird luck ☺️
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troublefemme · 8 months
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went to re-dye my hair and ran out of colour with 80% of my hair done at 1:30 am
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muxas-world · 13 days
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Liying is coming back to beat my ass so many times not going to uni saying I was sick and reality I jut couldn't wake up and now the acutly im sick I can't miss it because they already warned me that if I miss it they will kill me
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asraetie · 8 months
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Started working out again last month and while my waist has gotten smaller my ass is now bigger so my pants s t i l l don't fit
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jimmyenjoyer · 25 days
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IM HUNGRY !!!!
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