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#it took me minutes to realise that its in the sink #catblr

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Yuming Li on Instagram

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Imagine a hot glue gun but for metal and using it instead of welding

#idk what to tag this as #lol

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People posting that they got a cat visitor in their house and being totally fine with it bewilders me. If there’s a cat in this house that isn’t mine, it’s a wild, feral fuck that’s hunting down my cats for territorial control. Those bitches better get the fuck out

#cats of tumblr #catblr #feral cats #farm life #rural life #idk what to tag this as #cats #cat

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Places I think ghost hunters can have a field day with or cry about (a slowly growing list) :

The Cradle of Humankind in South Africa:

The spot where the oldest human remains were found. Try getting the ghost of a prehistoric homo sapien to touch your little red lights bud

Any Victorian/Edwardian Cemetery:

Same principle, different era. The curiosity of plague ridden child spirits could be your greatest asset or your greatest enemy. Bring crucifixes.

#feel free to add on #ghost #ghost hunters #idk what to tag this as #funny #lol #tumblr memes #lol memes

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The most stupid thing my country could possibly do right now is try to boycott the elections. It is exactly what they are doing right now. Fuck this shit. This will not help with anything, only make things worse

#2024 elections #south africa #south african politics #fuck my country #they are idiots

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An amazing addition

OK I know the whole “a prince saves the princess? Well that’s not MY STORY” trope is kinda annoying by now but let me tell you thIS FUCKING MOVIE

Damsel on Netflix.

Fucking fantastic.

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Something that most people won’t ever understand is the level of resentment you feel towards a manipulative parent and the pure relief you feel when the divorce court gives your good parent full custody.

#divorced parents #divorce kid #manipulative mom #custody #abusive mom #freedom #idk what to tag this as

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OK I know the whole “a prince saves the princess? Well that’s not MY STORY” trope is kinda annoying by now but let me tell you thIS FUCKING MOVIE

Damsel on Netflix.

Fucking fantastic.

#movie recommendation #damsel #millie bobby brown #fantasy movies #movies

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Humans have been obsessed with hurling dangerous projectiles at stuff for millennia

#history #lol memes #slingshot #bow and arrow #crossbow #gun #projectiles #funny asf #ironic

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Someone please show me your cat and/or hex my bullies I need some serotonin sustenance

#i am not okay #currently crying #catblr #please show me your cat

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Please tell me why S and Q are feminine and V and L are masculine

#neurodivergent #idk what to tag this as #like why

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How to be a terrible parent:

Have a child

Show them every Despicable Me movie by the time they’re 7

Make them fall in love with minions

Give them minion plushies, toys, etc.

When they do something bad, take their minions away

The next day, make them scrambled eggs for the first time

#idk what to tag this as #lol #funny #tumblr memes #minions #despicable me #how to be a terrible parent #omfg

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Like two motorcycles with immediate care equipment (gauze, insulin shots, epipens, skin staples, etc) that can shimmy through traffic five times quicker than ambulances. They get there faster before the ambulance and radios the situation to them so the dude in the back can start getting ready for the injured.

Besides, imagine calling 911 and like three minutes later two hot red Harley’s with little sirens pull up. It would immediately make me feel better

Why isn’t emergency medical motorcycles a thing?

#seriously why isnt this a thing #efficiency people #we need efficiency #and medical harleys

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Why isn’t emergency medical motorcycles a thing?

#medical #why not #like seriously

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I have such a different experience with divorced parents than others I’ve met. I would kick my bio mother out of the spaceship and let the lack of pressure make her proudass little body explode if it meant my stepmom gets a cookie

#i would die for my stepmom #shes more of a mom than my real one ever was #divorced parents #stepmom #idk what to tag this as #lol #funny #like seriously

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Quick tip

If you’re feeling like shit and need a good laugh go watch some of BiggTugg on YouTube. He’s fucking hilarious, you won’t regret it

#feeling sad #watch a dude have seven existential crises within the span of ten minutes #big tugg #youtube