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I will bankrupt Chens noodles

#ninjago #just mentally ill about lego #lego ninjago #alternate universe #making aus with my bestie #its chaotic

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GIRL

You are Hainous! Absolutely VILE, like the most acidic vat of acid! Horrendous!

If you don't stop ✋️we will stop watching Lego ninjago. I stg!

#lego ninjago #ninjago #girlblogging #girls having fun #I say this like im not absolutely terrible #but istg #I lose a part of my soul every time

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We watched the pilot episodes! I love the skeletons. My little boys, my sons.

We uhhh.. watch the rest of season 1 after episode 6 and have watched until season 2 all the way to episode 7 (20) in one sitting.

We're all in mutual agreement that Zane is best boy. Bro is funny as hell in the most literal way ever.

Girlie legit fell asleep, and the other one decided to take a shower, so now we have to watch this climatic episode all over again!

This is not helping my hyperfixation.

#lego ninjago #ninjago #Istg if she doesn't stop saying “they're gonna what?!” #each and every. single. damn time #i will kill them #ninjago zane julien is best boy #we have said some messed up things #we should not be allowed to speak #we are deranged beings of delusion and chaos

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Started watching ninjago with mah friends.

Me and one of them have seen some of the first seasons years ago and one of us is seeing it for the first time.

Yeah, I know we have a test later today and I'm supposed to be studying with my friends cause our two classes got cancelled this morning. But-

Safe to say, I was Shooked when we started the first episode cause I remember watching the pilot episodes and was so sad and confused as to why my skeleton buddies weren't there.

#ninjago #lego ninjago #chilling with the homies #not study related #the only study im doing is if were watching the episodes in order #we said this was gonna be the last episode four episodes ago #legit did no studying until the last minute #not suprised #just mentally ill about lego #playing smash or pass #but only with the snakes #we need help #girlblogging #am i tagging this right #eh we'll see

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~Sigh~

No food

No hydration

No enjoyment

Why do you treat me like this?

Please I beg of you, I will go down on my knees and beg. I crave sustenance, which only you can deliver to me. I pray for a bountiful harvest and you hath forsaken me and I have one sole question, whyyyy?? I pray naught to other gods and I have held steadfast through though times and many trials, yet where are you? Am I not Worthy?! Do I need to prove myself to you? Please, tell what this blind sheeperd has to do to earn your goodwill, o holy deity of mine. I'm bold in asking of you this, where has thou gone oh great one?

#fanfiction #ao3 #chapter update #when? #author hiatus #i miss you #i'm struggling #im starving #please #please please please #come back #come back please #five stages of grief #im taking physical damage #and mental #I am an empty husk of what I used to be #I legit can not function #I wait at the door like a dog for its owner to come back #all i can think about is #a03 fic #shifting lines #but dont feel any pressure take your time #I understand scheduling and life gets in the way sometimes #its good to take time for oneself #but my mind is starting to consume itself due to the withdrawals #withdrawal due to a03 #deranged ramblings #I need help #(ノ´Д｀)ノ

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Well guess I gotta reblog now

gay gay homo gay

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I am making a very important delivery today for a friend of mine (○'w'○)

I'm gonna post this right before meeting them so that they hopefully don't see this before they get the gift.

Got it gift wrapped at the store and then personalised it + added a letter ♡

#bluey #bluey cartoon #gift #friendship

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My friends at me

I’m not canonically autistic but it’s strongly implied

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After a surprisingly smooth and quick delivery despite living on the otherside of the world, the boy made it here.

A bit tussled but doing well, welcome home bud.

#the professor #Mc nasty #Watcher Entertainment #Watcher #puppet history #Watcher merch

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Guess who accidently broken their last year yearly sketchbook and couldn't be bothered with refitting the cover to the pages cause a spider decided to live there and they're not tuching that,,

Anyways

I just started on my next sketchbook and boy am I glad i waited with actually drawing anything in it cause honestly i see the improvement from the last one i started about a year ago now.

^ First page :}

Do you see the different fandoms, animals and things i enjoy?

I'll update with some line art once completley done :V

(If anyone knows how to brighten photos lemme know, highly appreciated)

#new sketchbook #about myself #artwork #art #sketch #sketchbook

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Watching Puppet History with mah besties and deciding on what we're gonna do with our bones when we die, gonna have to Credit St Nick for what i have planned for my bones. (not the juice part)

Picking up clues and making theories to expand the PH universe.

Praise and love to our pirate queen and goddess Joyce! In love. Seduced. Kicking my feet and twirling my hair while giggling to her cute laughs.

Thanks to @tototaco and @wishchthumblr for supporting my delusional ideas and theories :}

#puppet history #Watcher #Please dont drink my bone juices #Or consume them #with friends #Friends #chilling #series #Binge #Silly blue boy #the professor

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Hot sweet chili sauce on carbonara?

Hot sweet chili sauce on carbonara.

He put hot sweet chili sauce on MY carbonara?!!

I'm not Italian but that blew my rockers off. Why would you do that?? I'm sorry was my carbonara not spicy enough for you, hmmmm? OHohohohoo well don't you worry its gonna be spicy next time and you're gonna feel it for eons.

Hot sweet chili sauce on my carbonara *[muffled crying]*

#I swear to the ever living deity out there this man will put hot sweet chili sauce on every dish #I side eyed him #HARD #Can you not go one #ONE DAY #Without your handy dandy hot sauce??? #I Swear Im gonna super glue a big clow nose on you if you do it again #You have forsaken me father #If you're not with me then you are against me #I feel so betrayed #Used #Taken for granted #My carbonara #(;^;) #Why is all I ask #Why father #Justice for carbonara

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Watched the Barbie movie with mah besties and absolutley loved it, I ofc wore pink for this.

Loved everyone in it, fantastic. Wanted to watch it again before it had even ended.

Gonna add all the songs to my playlist now

Heard people sniffing and crying, not me doe, i don't do that. No tears out of these eyes. I don't do water works. Did not cry. Don't cr-

I knew about the mother issues thingy, can say I did not come prepared for it despite and left with an appreciation for my mother aswell everything she's done (so wanted to hug her during it) but there's just too much of everything bad between us that I just can't bring myself to.

- This delusional Barbie is not ok

#barbie #movies #barbie movie #allan barbie #ken barbie

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Sooo a small update on bestie reading Shifting lines, since summer break is here they're continuing and is currently over 50 chapters in, on the third book.

This is what they have said about it and I find it really funny and sweet.

Shout out to @wishchthumblr and you can find them on twitter. I must give a big thanks to Tobi for writing this series, cause to quote my friend ", I can relate-".

Also hi Wish if you're reading this :>

#fanfiction #shifting lines #Autistic friends #dovatobi #this was suppose to be a short update #:°) #Oops #Have fun at camp #ao3 #autistic friendship

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Ok Im concerned now, not even half a day and she's already on book two. No sleep, no breaks, by god the devil works hard but this autistic bitch is on a whole other level.

Honestly Im sorta scared of her and the speed she reads fanfics. Can't start a book but hand her Ao3, fanfiction.net or other sites and shes read works the size of the bible thrice over.

#fanfiction #ao3 #Shifting lines #autism

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Suppose to turn in all my homework since its deadline day for litterly everything.

Bestie is giving me her reaction to Shifting Lines by dovahtobi and we vibing in our mutal hate for Lyall/Dedenne and love for mother Mcgonsie.

Will probably update, since she seems to really be enjoying it. Her laughs are cute :)

Things she's said so far:

"I am the number one hater of this eleven year old boy"

"Sir Nicholas my beloved"

"Spin more like SpinNether, cause that's where you're going. Hell."

"These guys litterly going to Mcgonagall and being like 'hey is remus from the med house?' and shes like 'what?? No.'"

"You're not allergic to him, you're gay!"

"Damn he got fined for being too silly"

#Shifting lines #marauders #dovatobi #fanfiction

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I got a call from my dad today and after a few minutes squinted at my phone, leaned in and realised i had set The Professor as his picture and everytime i see it i nod, hoping I've pleased mc nasty.

#Welcome one and all to Puppet History.. #puppet history #the professor #professor mcnasty #im converting everyone i know to the one and only tru religion watcherism #My friends think that they're gonna have a good time when they come over but truly we'll be bing watching ALL five seasons #they shall learn the truth #there is no escape #no sleep #we will BINGE #everyone will memorize #we are watcher #watcher #I have so many pictures of this blue little man #i might need help #He makes me happy #both of them