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Hi!! If you’ve shifted before, can you help a girl out?

Ok so I need a shifting method (that I can get a guided meditation for) that doesn’t exactly need a lot of visualization because I tried the train method and I got super close but the visualization kinda took it out for me. That also happened with the heartbeat method.

so! If you have a good method that doesn’t need visualization lmk!! :D

#idk how to tag this #reality shift #reality shifting #shifting #shifters #shifting community #shiftblr #shifting antis dni #shifting methods #send help

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My mom showing me "hot", buff, alpha males she took from Google: "Do you think he's attractive? He looks really nice!"

Me thinking about stinky opossum guys who look like they've been out in the rain for 13 days: "Yeah I guess I dunno.."

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h-h-hewwo! *blushes cutely and fiddles with my fingers* c-can rewuest someone w-walking in on we-weadew and könig d-doing the *gulps* deed.. 😫😫😫🥺🥺🥺 *blushes so hard*

don’t let this happen again

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I decided to make my own one of these

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I decided to make my own one of these

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i feel like a victorian man seeing ankles for the the first time

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Why can't cod men just be fucking real for once

If one of the 141 is not in my bed in the next 10 minutes I will commit war crimes.

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YEAH? AND?

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another day without simon riley in my life. survival day 426

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Catch These Hands! with your hands. we’re holding hands now. this is nice

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Lord of the rings romance fics:

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I’ve edited this post so you guys get to enjoy the meme instead lol

POV - You're reading my fic:

(FYI this meme I’ve made is based off of my fic which has female MCs <3)

Hope everyone has a nice weekend!

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride

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curvy/chubby! reader x Aragorn

Warnings: fem/afab reader, a little smut teehee

no cuz imagine curvy/chubby! Reader is arranged to marry Aragorn to make an alliance between both royal family’s, and he sees you and IMMEDIATELY his eyes dip down to your thighs and hips. You two got along great, there were close to no problems with your marriage! Except, well, the citizens didn’t quite like the thought of him marrying someone who had curves, instead of someone skinny. He told you not to pay any mind to them, because they didn’t know what they were talking about. I mean, damn, that man worships you!!

Like, you can’t tell me he isn’t into the idea of breeding. He practically begs you to give him an heir! <3 everytime he sees you sprawled out on your shared bed, with nothing on.. it does things to him. And my god is that man into some dirty talk. Usually it’s something along the lines of “taking me so well, my love.” “Yeah? You’re going to give me an heir? Gunna let me fill you up?” RAHHH but can you blame him?? You’re perfectly built to be a mother, he’s not gunna let that chance slip away!! <3

#help my sanity #i need him #i’m going to explode #curvy girls #curvy reader #chubby reader #aragorn #aragorn x reader #aragorn x you #I’ll bear his kids idc #idk how to tag this #aragorn smut #i want his dick so far down my throat it leaves bruises #sorry #I don’t mind being pregnant if it’s with him #wink wonk #lotr

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Bitches be like "Aragorn looks SO hot here" and it's just him having the worst day of his life

It's me. I'm bitches

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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

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