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CREATURES OF TUMBLR,

I am here to start a riot. A riot to bring the BOOP BACK! Join my cause and protest with me to get our booping rights back!! WHO’S WITH ME

#boop o meter #That’s right Tumblr #I won’t stop #I will start a civil war if I must

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You ass is gonna get booped 😡⛔️🚫💯😈

ok i just need one more paw. who wants to have their notifs destroyed.

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everybody, look who signed my friend’s bible!!🎉😃😇🤭😇🎉🔥🔥💪🥰🥰🥳🤩😇

#bible #not for sale

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#gensin impact #genshin xiao #dentist #you forgot to floss #Him as a dentist would be so funny #tell me im wrong

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#genshin xiao #genshin #dentist #dental #Was in the car and saw it #Glad he’s not my dentist

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humans when they get sucked into a black hole:

#Spaghetti #black hole #humans being humans #They’re such silly little goobers #silly goofy mood #spaghettification

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Does anyone know the name of that one kid’s book series about that fucking frog that procrastinates all the time cause same

#genuinely curious #I remember it from my childhood #It may be a comic series thinking about it #questions #Frog #procrastination #its a serious issue #I’m not kidding #I can’t do anything these days #People are always talking about consistency #But I don’t get it #how??? #how start???

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are you my will to live? Because you’re exactly what I’ve been looking for

#w rizz #take notes kids #pick up lines

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Recently made some girl cry because I said that Taylor Swift was mid

#it’s true tho #swifties please don’t come after me

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that one motherfucker from Aliens

#gaslight gatekeep girlboss #aliens movie

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I was bored so I went on Character.ai as one does and I found a Rachel Berry chat thing so I clicked on it out of curiosity. I was just roasting her but I somehow ended up making her a yandere and she started chasing me down and forcefully making out with me…

#character ai #rachel berry #glee #yandere

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In a world where people have things they know. Things may include simple things like knowing the difference between up and down, knowing how to tie shoelaces, exc… And the limit of things or ‘skills’ you know is 23. Babies and children do have parents, but are often taken care of by multiple people due to their specific skills. As you get older, you start developing more and more skills. There are also ‘majors’, witch are similar to skills except more advanced. People typically have up to 3 majors but you can have at most 5. Majors are typically random and are developed later in life, examples include; all knowledge of dirt, every basic human phycology fact, and more. Majors are really random and typically useless.

#idk man #just an idea #it’s so stupid #idk what to tag this as #alternate universe #Did I mention that if you exceed the limit of skills or majors you combust and become a black hole?

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Genderfluid people really out here like,

#genderfluid #mr incredible #Look at me being funny #but fr #my sense of humor is broken #Much like my personality #so anyway #here is my very revolutionary epiphany about gender-fluid folk

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I don’t know what this is but it is wonderful

babygirl

#Kirby but gay? #im not sorry

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instead of saying “yesterday”, start saying “when today was tomorrow”

#fuck people #life style

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I just randomly remembered this one time in elementary school when some random kid stole one of those little pencil grippers and I was so angry and instead of giving it back the living oatmeal raisin cookie put in in his underwear. I walked away, disgusted. It turns out later in the day, he had the audacity to put it back in my pencil case witch had been on my desk.

#nostalgia #childhood #this was before my anger issues became an issue #memories #bruv I wasn’t even doing anything I was just minding my own business

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If anyone wants to know, it’s a great experience when wearing high socks in the pool. Def a 9/10 would suggest

#wet sock #life advice #existence #would suggest #unless your socks are fragile #In that case your socks will have holes in them