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watching pride and prejudice for the 6th time now and good lord do i want the kind of guy that will go "I'm sorry I'm an asshole, and i have changed myself not because i want you to be with me but because i love you" like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#pride and prejudice #somebody fangirl about this with me #literally why #mr darcy #elizabeth bennet #pride and prejudice 2005

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one little teaching quirk i have when i go to intern in my little fifth grade class is that whenever kids have a question that's going to take me more than two seconds to answer instead of just squatting/leaning over like a normal human being my immediate reaction is to just go BOOM criss cross applesauce on the floor because A. I don't have to talk as loud because my 5'10 ass is further away from their ears and B. it's fun

#teaching #elementary school things #fifth graders #teaching internship #TA

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i have a bone to pick woth whoever invented croutons

you cant get them on your fork bc if you stab them they break and scooping them is A LOT harder than it looks and then when you do bite into it it’s so damn crunchy that it vibrates your entire skull

#food #salad #croutons #croutons suck #why croutons #literally why

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guys i just used math irl wtf i tried to calculate the volume of a cylinder to guess how many hershey kisses were in it for a christmas game at my grandmas house and i didnt even get it right 😭

#its a miracle #mathematics #school #math #what has my life come to

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the things i have learned from eavesdropping in starbucks

theres a college girl failing the shit out of intro to film

a woman son bought a ranch

a man is losing the crap out of online poker

and we all spend way too much money on starbucks

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happy halloween aka lily and james death day aka sirius arrest day aka remus isolation day aka mary obliviation day aka the day harry was orphaned aka peter betrayal day aka marlene gets to see a couple of her besties again day aka voldy forehead split day aka hagrid meets harry day aka dumbledore is an idiot day aka the dursleys sucks day

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"i cant focus this penis carrot is looking at me"

-- @fandom-took-my-sanity

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you know its a hard assignment when you're willing to go to your dad at the kitchen table to ask for homework help

#homework #school #assignemtns #english #english homework #ap3 #ap classes #school sucks #is this hard or am i just stupid #thats the real question

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divine rivals? oh my god? best book I've read in a while? go read that shit?

good old rivals to lovers? war situation? I'm eating this shit up?

#iris winnow #roman kitt #divine rivals #books #bookish #good books #rebecca ross #divine #rivals #fantasy #rivals to lovers #love story #i love this book #reading #booklr

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update 2.0 : HE REJECTED ME

ok fun little story from over the summer bc my friend told me to post this (I'm looking at you claire) so i was at a camp this summer that was at the beach and this guy i know named connor was known as a jelly fish hunter the whole time bc anytime someone saw a jellyfish we would all start screaming bloody murder for him and he would come running with a net only to promptly throw it in this hole he dug in the sand and then he would cover up all the jellys at the end of the day and we would go on pretending that it never happened

#who does he think he is #hes shorter than me anyway #but a hot shortie #hm #oops #he doesnt deserve me #boys are so oblivious #oblivious little man #so mad rn

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something i despise is when teachers have big windows in their classrooms and still choose to keep the blinds closed at all times like sir is there a reason you are trying to deprive me of the joy of having natural light in this classroom? why must you love the big LED overheads so much? why are you just weird like that?

#i feel like i might be the only one who thinks this way #natural light is just better #im pro natural light #natural lighting #i hate overhead lighting when you literally have the option to use natural sunlight #like bro why #are you stupid or are you dumb

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louis litt is such a girls girl

bro loves ballet and girls nights he is literally the girls girl

#suits #louis litt #netflix #such a girls girl #girls girl #slay

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The rumors are terrible and cruel. But, honey, most of them are true. 1989 (Taylor’s Version) drops October 27 (sound familiar?). Pre-order now! 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

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OH MY FUCKING GOD 1989 OCTOBER 27TH I STAYED UP UNTIL 1 AM FOR THIS SHIT AND IT WAS WORTH IT IM LOSING MY SHIT AND NEW ROMANTICS AND NEW YEARS DAY OH MY GOD

#ts #taylor swift #1989 #1989 taylor's version #taylor is a mastermind #i love taylor swift #taylor #swift #swifties #swiftie #eras tour #the eras tour #new years day #new romantics #surprise songs #eras tour surprise songs

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i will never be more mad about anything than the fact that netflix didn't include the little "please" Mr Darcy breathes during proposal #1 in the subtitles because i DID NOT catch that shit until i saw a tiktok about it and i believe that is a felony

#pride and prejudice #jane austen #pride and prejudice 2005 #elizabeth bennet #mr darcy #mrs darcy #mr darcy proposal #books #movies #pride and prejudice is amazing #go watch it please #or read the book #either way

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No because pride and prejudice isn't "I changed myself for you so you would love me back." It's "your blatant rejection and disdain for me made me realize things about myself no one had ever been bold enough to tell me so I sat down and evaluated all my behavior patterns and why they came about and came to the realization myself that I had to work on myself. Also I don't expect you to love me now that I'm a work in progress, so I'm just going to do nice things for you because I don't like seeing you hurt." No wonder P&P fans refuse to settle.

#i love this movie so much #its actually so slay #somebody fangirl about this with me #the book is also slay #just to clarify

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Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase and Grover Underwood First character posters for Percy Jackson and The Olympians