#literally why

[becumsh]

Honestly I completely get why Franky is such a fucking menace.

Imagine. Imagine you have a cold bastard bitch of a friend who got a stick so far up his ass he wouldn't show an emotion to save himself???

and THEN he gets this tiny adorable human being to be his *fake* daughter! And you see him literally going to the moon and back for her, all under pretense that "it's for the mIsSiOn". And because you are his friend, you just KNOW this bitch is lying to everyone, god, and himself.

so OF COURSE, because you want mayhem and eternal embarrassment of your friend, of COURSE you push and prob at him, just to find out where his limits are.

And it turns out, there's literally no fucking limits, no fucking length to which your cold and emotionless all-business friend would not go just to?? JUST TO WHAT??? to make this tiny human of a *fake* daughter smile. So she has fun! wHAT??? it takes just ONE KID to turn your ice cold friend into a puddle on the floor. That scene at their house when Franky baits Anya to beg her papa for a castle. It takes literally 0.05 seconds for Loid to cave. God it's so painful it's so hilarious

You just see that poor asshole of a friend descending into the deepest depth of fatherhood without even realising just how much he 1) fits the part 2) enjoys being the best dad, all while embarrassing the heck outta him.

God. GAWD. I too would NOT miss an opportunity to watch your lonely, repressed, stressed friend be happy under the meter thick veneer of mortification.

tldr; I love franky in ep5

#spy x family #1k #why tf this did numbers #2k #literally why #3k #wtf #4k

[thief-of-eggs]

I found some of your fics recently, and even though I am enjoying them immensely, I can’t help but have things like this shot directly into my brain while I read them.

Genuinely, you write great stuff. But love in my heart His ass would NOT say that

Hey, that’s great! I don’t particularly care though! I do not work for vivziepop. I do not try to extend canon, because canon is my playground and appleradio as a ship would never happen either

I am already writing in a total whack AU where appleradio is a thing, and you expect them to adhere completely to their canon behaviors? 💀

Alastor would never be found in a “fluff” scenario, if we went just by canon. So yeah! He’d never say any of that! Because by writing him in a more vulnerable state, I am already divulging from canon.

I cannot CANNOT stress enough yall- if you do not like!! Do not read!!! I don’t need to hear what you don’t like about my works <3333 Backhanded compliments are not fun to receive as someone who writes for FREE for your enjoyment <33

#like you came all the way here to make a MEME about my fic and send it to me and even did it non anonymously??? #literally WHY #i hope you feel better about yourself??? #i sure as fuck won’t stop writing though #appleradio #hazbin hotel #radioapple #fanfic #fanfic things #egg answers #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor fanfiction #alastor #alastor and lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel fanfic #ao3 #ao3 things

[soodoonimin]

I’m over here having fun playing as Smoke, leveling up and all of a sudden I get this DISRESPECTFUL character art????? 😭😭😭 LIKE

#mortal kombat #tomas vrbada #mk1 smoke #literally WHY #why was the game so intent on ruining my fun 😭😭😭

[loaklvr]

😐

#literally why #atwow #avatar way of water #avatar #jake sully #lo’ak #neteyam #neytiri #lo'ak x reader #spider socorro #avatar x reader

[slut4thebroken]

Bro what the fuck

#jason todd #red hood #i #i hate it here #literally why #what the fuck

[th3-tr4sh-b0y]

You know you're too far into TGCF when you develop a 'Gege' tic

#tgcf #heavens officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #gege #tourettes #tics #literally why #we love hua cheng #but why #my brain is weird #yikes #hollis talks #meow

[princeofcyberpunk]

ok im fucking pissed off that they gave Unmei the literal stupidest dub name i have ever seen in my life but

BABY UNMEI SPOTTED ON THE WEBSITE

#princeposting #reblog #inazuma eleven #ina11 #vroh #literally why #why do they need dub names #i thought we were kinda over like. americanizing shit #also didnt they already have like romanized versions of their japanese names on the english website???? #why is this even nessecary #anyway rant over im rlly mad about this

[kingkrakie]

he's confused humans don't dress like that nomo

silly old man

#kotlc fanart #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc bronte #1800 fits bc bro is old as time #fanart #sketches #councillor bronte #smash i mean what #i remembered he has curly hair and fucking ran with it #literally why #im mourning his hair rn

[rinadragomir]

🫰🫶👍

#LIKE WHY #LITERALLY WHY #kaz brekker #sb #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone #netflix

[ineed-to-sleep]

#stop whitewashing Pisha vtmb 2023

#can't believe this is STILL an issue in the vtm fandom like #you guys can SEE. you can see right. that she's not white #so why is she white in your art? do you have a problem with her skin tone? the skin tone of one of the very few dark skinned ppl in vtmb? #literally why #I'm wondering do people just not understand the racism in that?? #bc if so man. you should. there's plenty of videos on ytb that explain it much better than I can and you should get informed #bc this affects poc and their self image and idk how to explain this but you should care abt other ppl #vtm #pisha #sleep.txt

[almostholysandwich]

Eight's weight.

Alright guys. I might be insane, but we're doing this.

In the JacknJellify subscriber milestone videos, it is stated, and confirmed to be canon that Eight (algebralien) is made of pure lead.

So, with this being, I've decided to calculate their weight based on mostly accurate (I hope) scientific data and mathematical formulas. Why? I have issues. and a burning passion for math at this particular moment in time. Let's begin, shall we?

Now, I bet you've scrolled by now, but I just need to get this down whether people like this or not. It just has to be done. Keep in mind, I live in America, so we still use the imperial system. For all my metric using folks, my sincere apologies if you're actually reading this.

The formula I have put together is this:

In other words, per cubic in of lead (Pb, just the periodic table abbreviation of the element "lead") is equal to 6.57 oz. That's 709 pounds per cubic foot.

I've figured out the weight of this incredibly heavy substance, sure, but what about the subject themself, Eight? How much "Eight" are we dealing with, here?

Well, the accuracy of this delves into headcanons, so some people may or may not agree with me here. I try to keep my designs mostly based on canon, and it has been confirmed by Cary that algebraliens are actually not human sized.

Source for said fact: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zptatZhzas (Cary reacts to 'thanks for 800,000 subs!')

around 6:08 he pauses the video, and mentions the algebraliens are "not human sized" so it would be easier for Seven to get stuck in the tree.

Sources for my headcanons aside, we now know about how much we're looking at here.

I've measured Eight's body in two spheres. The top sphere (sphere x) is their head. The bottom sphere (sphere y) is their body. I didn't count limbs here, assuming they're fleshy, and not lead, and measuring the weight of those would be a whole nother thing. I measured Eight's height to be around 2 1/2ft here, so that's the dimensions I'm sticking with.

Starting with calculating the weight of sphere x:

The diameter of sphere x: 11 1/2 in. the radius (r) is simply half of that, so we end up with 5.75 (rounded to nearest hundredth). order to find the spherical area of this shape, we're gonna need to set up a formula like this.

that's the formula for spherical area. Once we punch in our known values, we get this:

which in turn gives us 415.48in. We now know the area of sphere x.

Now, we do the same thing for sphere y. Setting up our formula same as previously, we get the area of sphere y as 530.93. Fyi, I measured out the diameter of sphere y to be approximately 13in. , so I punched in the radius of that.

To refresh: We now have our values of sphere x and sphere y's area. We can now figure out just how much that weighs!

Using our formula from earlier to convert a certain area of volume into weight by the density of lead, we get our respective equations for both areas:

M Ax= 415.48in x 6.57oz per cubic inch of lead

(Mass of area of sphere x is equal to 6.57oz per cubic inch times our area)

M Ay= 530.93in X 6.57oz per cubic inch of lead

(Mass of area of sphere y is equal to 6.57oz per cubic inch times our area)

And so for both spheres that make up our model estimate of eight's body, we end up with

M Sx= 170.2 lbs

M Sy= 217.5 lbs

SO with our crazy calculations and whirls of numbers and symbols, we've ended up with an estimated weight of 387.71 lbs.

Holy moly! Eight! you weigh quite a lot! No worries, though, and no shame! They are pure lead, after all.

TL;DR...

teenage nerd uses math and science to estimate the weight of algebralien "Eight" from the BFB series, belonging respectively to JackandJellify on Youtube, and the BFDI franchise.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

and thanks for sticking around this long! I had fun with how hard this worked my brain, and even though my estimates might be off, this was fun!

#bfb #eight bfb #SCIENCE BITCH #MATH BITCH #algebralien #YEAHHH #I JUST DID THAT #I'm weird #I'm so weird aren't I #literally why #anyway

[feelingthedisaster]

just two characters that are like chernobyl having a more healthy relationship than most of the ya romance books out there

#are authors allergic to consent or what #andreil #we have: #a possesive violent 'kill his mom' who represses feelings and tries to stab (or choke) everyone who he sees as threaths #and a selfish guy with trust issues who always lies #ANDREW DRUGGED NEIL ONE TIME #but most popular “”“”“romance”“”“ books manage to be more toxic than thar #literally why #we know why #CONSENT #its a simple “yes or no” #and you cant even do that????? #plus they dont magically get better while dating but they do try to be better for each other and helping the other #example: #neil tell andrew some truths #andrew stops taking cracker dust after neil asks him to do so #neil trying to help andrew and aaron relationship so they can at least be in the same room #neil learns to trust another person (andrew) #they dont fix all of their problems just by dating #they still have a lot of problems #and when i say a lot IT IS A LOT #but they try #and one day they'll get better #with the support of the other #(it will take time) #but they are each other support in the process #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard

[spirkiscanon69]

Words cannot describe my absolute sadness and disappointment.

#star trek #star trek lower decks #lower decks #star trek lwd #LITERALLY WHY #WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO US #this ending better be perfect #My heartsrtings have been snipped

[abbyshands]

😘😘

get out. get OUT. the door’s right there -> 🚪

#literally why #it’s not abbin time #LMFAO #mutuals ✮⋆˙: my dumbass: karina ♡

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Went past this store earlier, and I’m just wondering who the FUCK thought this was a good name for an after school program.

#kum on #rambles #literally why

[madame-mongoose]

The person who sent me gore yesterday made a new account and sent me more. I'm going to be closing my inbox for a while, please block and report @/brooke2valiey

#luckily i didnt see it this time #but my fucking god #why #literally why