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#marvel #deadpool and wolverine #movie trailer #Youtube

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#Youtube #honkai star rail

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Why did everyone in the reblog section say big league heroes and rouges should be Danny’s avatar?

While my list consist of:

Lord Death Man

Bill the Henchman

Dr. Lesily

Alfred

Mr. Fox

A random secretary at Wayne Inc. (and I mean a random secretary)

Tam

Star Labs (the building (not the people that work there just the building))

Lois, just so that she can make sure her boys stay home when they’re injured

Ma and Pa Kent

Lord Death Man’s sidekick Punchline

Damian’s katana (powers are deactivated when he’s Robin)

Alfred the Cat

Tim’s coffee machine (only one of them)

Jason Todd (not when he’s Red Hood (powers deactivate))

A random stray dog and cat so that Cujo can have living friends

A random cloak that John Constantine shoved to the back of his closet because it’s red and he thought it’ll be nice to have normal clothes, only to forget about it.

An abandoned Red Robin restaurant that becomes popular because of its “invisible staff” and a Karen’s worst nightmare.

The random objects and buildings I listed become the janitors best friend. If food is left, unintended, outside the refrigerator then they will eat it.

Yes the buildings and random objects will have a mind of their own BUT the buildings will stay where they are.

Danny can no longer Go Ghost. Oh his powers work perfectly fine, but whenever he tries to transform, it seems as if the universe itself is screaming and begging him to not transform

So he goes to Clockwork who explains that Phantom has simply grown too powerful and that Danny simply needs to empower someone to act in his stead like an avatar

Unfortunately, Danny can't really choose anyone he knows. Tucker is not responsible with powers and the less is said about an empowered Sam, the better

It'd be absolutely hilarious if the avatar gets selected via a tournament arc. I imagine it wasn't Danny's idea but he was taking too long since he didn't want to burden anyone with this responsibility leading to the Observants deciding they'll take care of it. Cue all of Earth's heroes being summoned to an arena and told to fight until a victor is crowned. Really? This again? They all collectively groan. Meanwhile Danny is blissfully unaware of what's going on as he's back at the Clocktower trying to figure out the best candidate (the Observants thought they'd gain favor if they just surprised him with a new avatar).

I'm not honestly too sure how the tournament itself would turn out. Maybe the heroes would go along with it until they could figure out just what the reason for the tournament is this time. Maybe they would immediately jump to revolt. Punch first, ask questions later and all that. I could go either way to be honest.

All I really want is for the heroes to bust down the door and confront Danny about this whole tournament, ready to take down another crazy in power, only for this painful sleep deprived child to blink up at them, "What tournament?"

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #because why not? #random buildings and objects getting phantoms powers

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#afk journey #Youtube

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WTDS Iruma-kun! Prompt #1

tw: venting

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I, 1,000%, believe that Iruma was a cannibal at one point because

AN’T!

NO!

WAY!

That this child just survived in that FOREST til his teen years unless he, IN EMERGENCY CASES, had eaten another human being!!

I DON’T BELIEVE THAT HE COULD’VE SURVIVED THAT LONG WITH HIS NEGLECTFUL PARENTS FORGETTING THAT HE EXISTS UNLESS THEY NEED HIM!

Bitch know how to kill, and DID, a BEAR at FOUR FUCKING YEARS OLD!!

Yeah you can say, uhh, stored rations and can go out to get more! But what if a storm happens and he stocked up and it lasts longer than expected. His stock runs out! The storm got heavier he go out! He starves and starves day after day, the storm is NOT letting up. It continues it mean streak, Iruma passes out from hunger and he continues to wake up and pass out from hunger for days maybe even weeks!

Iruma’s parents conveniently ‘remembered’ that their son is still out THERE in that TERRIBLE storm and that they, AS PARENTS, searched for days for ANY SIGN him only to catch a high fever. And only we’re strong enough to pick up the phone to call our kind neighbor’s to ask them to go search for their son *cough**cough**cough* and house him for them!! Oh~ you expected.

Where is he? He usually plays in the forest, he loves the forest so much that he set up a BLUE TENT so that he can sleepover with the animals! ISN’T THAT ADORABLE!! Yes yes! Thank you, so much we don’t know how to repay you! Oh~ you don’t want to be repaid and want to make sure that that little Irumy is okay!

They find Iruma.

Take him home.

Lays him in bed.

Heats up leftovers and cooks some food.

Starts running a bath.

Iruma wakes up.

He does not know any other human except his own parents.

He is feral and thinks like an animal.

They don’t know that they shouldn’t turn their backs to him.

Sees that Iruma is awake.

Goes to call Iruma parent’s.

The other is still cooking.

Iruma’s mom picks up.

All she hears are screams.

The other turns off the stove and rushes out of the kitchen to look for his roommate.

The other finds her on the ground.

Iruma stabs him in the back of the head and drags the knife down.

Iruma stabs him under the neck then dragged it down.

Iruma’s mom waits until it’s silent.

Iruma repeats the maneuver over and over.

Iruma starts stabbing the bodies over and over to make sure that they stayed down.

Iruma stops.

Iruma’s mom starts calling him over.

“Iruma~ Iruma~ Iruma~!”

Iruma looks over at the home phone.

He puts it up to his ear.

“Iruma~! Is that you baby~?”

“Mowmy.”

“Yes baby~?”

“Irumys hungwry.”

“Don’t worry darling~. There’s a bath running for your stinky self and~ plenty of ingredients for that fresh human meat you have with you~.”

Iruma let’s go of the home phone.

Iruma’s mom is still on the phone.

Iruma goes to were the water is running.

He turns off the faucet and gets in the tub.

Iruma’s mom waits until he comes back.

Iruma walks into the kitchen and walks out with a butcher knife.

Iruma’s mom hears his approach.

“Iruma~ Iruma~ Iruma~!”

He puts the phone near his ear.

“Uhm!”

“Now now Irumy~. Remember your manners~!”

“Irumys sorwy mowmy…”

Iruma’s mom sighs.

“It’s okay baby~. Mommy just wanted to remind you clean up EVERYTHING after you are done eating~! Then come home~! Okay baby~!”

“Yes mowmy! Okay mowmy!”

He leaves the phone and started cutting the ‘meat’.

Iruma goes to the kitchen to grab some bowls and ingredients.

He grab a few strainers then put the meat in and placed it in the sink.

He grabbed some pans and turns on the stove.

Iruma’s mom hangs up.

Iruma’s dad walks through the front door.

“Honey~ why are you smiling~? Did something good happen~?”

“Dearest,” turns excitedly to her husband, “I’ve won the bet~!”

She gets off the bed and helps her husband get out of his camouflage gear.

“Aww~,” her husband stomps playfully, “I for sure thought he’ll attack them in his natural habitat~!”

She laughs, “that’s what you get for challenging my knowledge on Iruma~!”

He frowns as his wife steps back from him.

“Yeah~. I really shouldn’t have~!”

“Now~,”

He looks up at his wife.

“-let’s talk about my reward~.”

She unties her robe revealing lacy underwear.

“Oh~”

She reps her arms around his neck and steps closer.

He begins kissing her passionately.

“Remember to wear a condom this time.”

He umf’s in conformation.

Right under their floor is a man who has family staying over. They were originally there to help him move out but then the storm hit. The reason for his move is because of the ‘family’ upstairs.

He was lucky that his family was watching a horror movie when the screams started.

There’s a knock on the door. On a normal day he would have answered. No matter the time of day. Especially if it’s Iruma at the door. When it’s a normal day, he would’ve brought Iruma in. Cooked up some food, tell him that he doesn’t need to apologize or do anything other than eat, bath, and sleep. But it’s not a normal day.

On storms like these. The ones that last more than a week. No matter if Iruma is at ‘home’ or in the forest. He will starve. His ‘parents’ like to made a game out of it. There’s another knock at the door.

It’s midnight and no one is expecting a package.

*knock* *knock*

“Iruma’s at the door,” the man thought as he closes his eyes, “I have to pretend to be asleep.”

*tap* *tap*

“He must be standing on the boxes I left out there,” the man thought. Even though there is a wall between him and the kitchen. He lays on the couch with his eyes closed.

*scratch* *scratch*

“Looks like he’s trying to get in,” he thinks, “it’s okay. Just pretend to be asleep and he won’t do anything.”

*click*

Iruma got the window unlocked, only to stop when the man’s neighbor opens their window. Sounds of a party exited and where there’s a party there’s food. He leaves the window and goes next door.

He knocks on the door. It was his neighbor’s mistake on opening it.

Thank god his family are deep sleepers, he thinks as a fell asleep.

What the man didn’t know is that he sometimes mutter his thoughts out loud and that it just stopped one of his family members from moving.

#mairimashita! iruma kun #welcome to demon school iruma kun #I believe that Iruma was a cannibal at one point #cannibal! iruma #past cannibal! Iruma

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😂

Danny and Jazz were forced to go to a gala with Vlad. During the gala, the Joker and Harley Quinn decided to prey on the rich.

Danny: Quick, Jazz, make a distraction.

Jazz: *immediately turning to the person beside her* I was just thinking how I would make the perfect American president based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.

Dick, who was trying to slip out of the room: *intrugued* how does your dance ability make you a good president?

Jazz: I am so glad you asked.

Ten minutes later, she manages to distract Dick, Damian, and Steph. Bruce is not happy about this.

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I thought Angel was wearing a mermaid tail for a sec.

She can't move cause what if she wakes up the fluffy bartender and his spider twink

Epilogue <3

#art #drawing #myart #sketch #fanart #charlie morningstar #charlotte morningstar #hazbin hotel angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #angel dust

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Same vibe as two guys stomping on this one guy and the fourth guy drinking wine 🍷 before joining the stomping.

Charlie: You treat Angel like shit, and it stops now. You’re gonna release him from his Contract and leave him the fuck alone.

Valentino: Is that right? And who’s gonna make me, Princess?

Charlie: We are. We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

Charlie: *pointing to Alastor* And this Overlord we found!

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I couldn’t find the exact link to the post this is based off of, but here it is:

#hazbin spoilers #kinda #hazbin hotel #incorrect hazbin quotes #fanby’s fuckery #angel dust #husk hazbin hotel #alastor #valentino hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar

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Batman, in an alleyway: *takes off his mask*

Jazz, who was brought by Damian: “Oh 😯.”

Damian, who wanted to show Jazz the stray he found in this alley and ask if he could keep it: “🤨 Really father?”

Bruce, who is frozen in place: “…”

Also Bruce: “Wait, I’m not a furry-”

Jazz covers Damian’s ears and eyes.

Damian reverse Batman himself

It all started when Damian got a new babysitter, Jasmine Fenton. As his father said, he couldn't help as Robin, and the rest of his siblings were too busy being heroes too. 

So he was stuck with a babysitter, Jasmine Fenton, who actually did let him be himself, and he didn't need to hide or cover it up like normally for civilians and similar. 

That was why Damian later reversed Batman himself and left with Jasmine. 

Jazz only noticed she still had Damian with her as she arrived home, and, well, welcome to the family. 

#danny phantom #jazz fenton #damian wayne #dp #danny fenton #dc comics #dc x dp #dp + dc #batman #dp x dc

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Not that I know of, go ahead 👍!

The Tranquilizer

In this AU the justice league and Danny have a sort of 'truce' where danny is part of the justice league but he's a heavy hitter so he only really comes out when it's a dire situation. (He was hit with the full jack fenton growth spirt in this)

Danny is also ruling the entire infinite realms as his main occupation, and is studying as a (whatever) major.

So combined with the recent attack on earth which he was called to, his finals and the new influx of ghosts and their paperwork Danny has been running off of a few hours of sleep and a weird concoction of caffeine and redbull. This admittedly was not good for his health and it was seriously starting to worry his significant other, a ferocious goth, Sam.

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Sam has had enough of Danny's nonsense he had not come to bed for the last 4 days and has been working himself to death no pun intented. So she packed up her things and made her way to the place she knew Danny would be.

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Danny knew this was coming, it had not happened in years bit Danny knew Sam never left home without it. He was just hoping that she would have atleast waited till he was done with he's meeting! What would Martian manhunt think of him after seeing his pregnant wife tranquilize him? Oh and how the hell was she able to carry his 6'3 figure while pregnant?!

#danny phantom #dp x dc #just a promt #dc x dp #feel free to add \correct anything #cartoon #dc #dpxdc #dc x dp crossover #danny gets a growth spurt

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Its always “Danny is Damian’s Clone.” But never “Damian is Danny’s” clone.

Danny who is Bruces son, but who’s mother never came forward after a one night stand and gave Danny up for adoption.

Danny who had an accident with the portal and now bleeds Lazarus Water and Blood.

The LOA was investigating the Fenton’s when the found Danny who looked just like bruce when he was a teen. Near identical really, so the grab some DNA do a test and sure enough. Its the Bat’s unknown “bastard” son in middle of nowhere Midwest and somehow involved with the Lazarus waters.

They think making a clone of Danny will result in said clone being more compatible with the pit and so they fuse Talia and Danny’s DNA in a test tube to make Damian.

It’s years later when Danny ascends the throne that one of the observants is like “would you like your son to also hold a title and rank?” And Danny swears he gets whiplash from how fast his head snaps around to stare at them?

“What do you mean by “my son?” I don’t have a son.”

As you can guess, chaos ensues. Talia probably lied about the other half of Damian’s DNA being Bruce’s so not to bring attention to the fact that A) Damian is not completely his son and somehow closer to a grandson and B) there’s a whole ass biological child out there that belongs to Bruce.

Danny naturally shows up in Gotham after beating the location out of the observants and is like “that’s my kid, and I’m not going to pull him out of his established life, but I’m claiming visitation rights!” And Bruce is like “fuck that’s my kid.” Like his internal dad detector is going off.

I would guess it leads to like, an existential crisis for Bruce who suddenly went from Dad to Granddad after one Interaction with a being who ripped a hole through space inside the bat cave. Mind you, Danny and Damian genetically read off as more like half siblings in my head, but I’m not a genetics wiz so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#damian wayne #dp x dc #dpxdc #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp #au #danny fenton #dc #dp x dc prompt

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Can I get a link to those AUs because I don’t think I’ve seen them before.

"Did I forget to mention that?"

DPxDC

"Well, I might only be two years old but I wasn't born yesterday."

Complete. And utter. Silence.

"Phantom," Bruce pinches the bridge of his nose taking a deep breath in, "What do you mean you're only two years old?"

Phantom was floating in the air on his back with his hands behind his head, he looked like he was lounging on a coach. "Huh? I mean exactly what I said!"

"You're two?!" Flash yells in disbelief. Most of the other JL members have a similar look of disbelief.

"Well yeah, I only died two years ago..."

The looks of disbelief turned into horror.

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #dcxdp #dpxdc #danny does not care if the heroes think he's ancient or not #it's all for the bit #danny: okay but how can i make this the most entertaining for me #danny: *is about to get in trouble*

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Reblog

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

#reblog you little shits #eheheh #i needed stuff to fill my empty books up with #and this is kinda supporting me coming out #eheheyeah

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The reason why the Light is so quiet is because Lex needs more than Klarion to watch his kids if he is more than an hour away from them.

He’s happy that Tim is voluntarily watching over Jazz and keeping her busy, but he also needs people to watch his other kids.

But it doesn’t seem like he needs to hire anyone else because it looks like Kon is watching over Dan and Waylon Jones is ‘teaching’ Dan something’s.

It also looks like Captain Marvel is playing a game of extreme hide-and-seek with Billy and Danny, he’ll have Hope remind him to support Fawcett City Charity.

Now if he could just get Martian Manhunter to watch over Dani for just 5 minutes so he could go to the restroom by himself. That would be great.

Lex Luthor's failed experiment: fatherhood?

Few of Lex Luthor's scientists, discovers a mysterious portal to the Ghost Zone and accidentally brought back a toddler named Danny, an infant Ellie, a 10-year-old Dan, and a 12-year-old girl Jasmine/Jazz. At first, Lex attempts to harness the ghostly abilities for his own. But he kind of failed at it, as he became fond of the three metas and their sisters. And now He barely had any time to be a villian; raising a toddler and an infant is a full-time job, even with help of Mercy and Hope.

Jazz was helping as Mini CEO of Lexcorp, kind of like Timothy Drake was doing for that Bruce Wayne, but better.( lex's words) ....And Dan/Dante was playing a hero.

What else to think from Lex other than that? He would sponsor the new greatest hero! Someone much better than Superman (his own words)

For a Dante/Dan look, think of Danny, but with long hair like (final getsuga ichigo).

Superman has no idea what Lex is planning, as he was very quiet. Same thing for his ex-group the Light.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #de-aged danny #de-aged dani #de-aged jazz #de-aged dan #hero dan #dad lex luthor #dc #dcau

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Give him a babysitting job.

I feel like ya'll don't appreciate the Teddy Bear au. So I'll just cut down on that one, I suppose.

So, multiple heroes have been kidnapped to participate in a 'death game' (Which doesn't include actual death because of his son, more of a timeout really) held by the Ghost King Pariah Dark.

Why?

Because his son was bored, so what better way to cure his boredom than to watch pitiful mortals try and preserve their lives?

Except, it wasn't supposed to be heroes, literally normal individuals, but they're already here and he's not just gonna send them back because that would take more effort than he would care for.

But because of that, the difficulty of it wasn't up to the Superhero standard in account for their powers, but oh well, it'll still prove entertaining at the very least.

One of the Prince's favorite heroes are here, a Dark Knight going by the name of Batman, and Pariah Dark will not lie.

He has his eye on the mortal as well.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp crossover #i imagine them to be like sitting on a throne overseeing everything that's happening #danny phantom #danny fenton #dc

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Thought of a hilarious outtake, but:

Tucker makes a dramatic entrance into the nightclub with, just, tango pants and a mask on: WHO THE HECK MESSED WITH MY SCORE BOARD?!?!

Danny, with excitement, runs up to Tucker with the intent to hug him: TUCK- (to others it sounded like Danny said “TEC”

Tucker, unintentionally, b*tch slaps Danny away from him: MOVE, Wraith!

Tucker, looks at the audience: WHO THE FUCK HACKED MY CODING SYSTEM?!?!

Audience: ……

Tucker: If none of you tell me, imma start singing.

Amity Parker’s that recognize his voice and remember the cause that helped Embers first defeat:

“NOT US NOT US!”

“We’re regulars!!”

“ITS GOT TO BE THE NEWCOMERS!!”

“Yeah! It’s the newcomers!!”

“Definitely the newcomers!!”

“Agreed!!”

“It has to be the newcomers!!”

Bruce has been chasing after Damian for years now, the once child now a young adult. He's missed 5 years of his son's life, due to a conversation where they both said the wrong words which resulted in Damian running away and somehow managing to evade all of them for so long.

He has to get to his son, before Talia sucks him right back up into the league.

They managed to track his location down to a nightclub, apparently, he was participating in a regularly held event that's been going on ever since 6 years ago.

So they went to the city the nightclub was in, disguised themselves in the crowd and was told to let each other know if they've found Damian.

He didn't expect to meet Talia and the same nightclub, but it made sense. If he was able to find Damian, then it makes sense for Talia to be able to do so as well, even after years hiding from the both of them.

He was keeping an eye on Talia, and she was keeping an eye on him as well, when the event started. The most popular-and only- DJ appeared and played music that had the civilians going wild, and then an entire stage sprang from the ground, multicolored lights coming to life.

This was an event in which multiple dancers had to compete against each other, for what was previously the chance to battle Wraith, the champion who also acted as the DJ, but that changed when Demon came around, overthrowing Wraith and yet, the two seemed to be evenly matched, taking the champion title from each other over the period of 5 years.

Now, who ever got far enough had the option to pick between the two, the Wraith or the Demon.

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Danny, or otherwise known as Wraith, managed to find a place for himself after losing everything to the Nasty Burger explosion, with the help of Vlad to get him back on his feet, he managed to find a place for himself in a nightclub in another city.

It was in that same city, that he didn't expect to see his twin, Damian Al Ghul, by himself. He explained that he left his father, and was on the run from their mother, Damian didn't know what to do with himself anymore.

Which-as much as he wasn't on a cordial relationship with Damian- reminded him of himself after the explosion of Nasty Burger. So, he took him in at his pretty decent size apartment, fully prepared to do what was needed for his older brother until he got back on his feet.

Then Damian followed him to the nightclub one day, and then the next demanded that Danny teach him so that he could earn his keep.

And Danny did.

He didn't expect for Damian to progress so fast that he was able to dethrone him, though. But he gave credit where credit was due, and if Damian was hellbent on doing this for a living, then he had to wear a mask to hide his identity, from you know, some types of fans and the League as well.

He asked Vlad for another neon mask- he had one himself- and Vlad gave him one surprisingly easy, and then he gave that mask to Damian.

And that, was how Wraith and Demon became regular champions that dethroned each other, until the manager told them to stop because no one else would be able to display their skills and instead made them both champions.

Either pick one or get two.

Their lives fell into an endless motion of DJing, dancing to earn money, and then going back home to a messy apartment, eating and then passing out.

It was a perfect routine that neither of them whished to disturb.

Then Danny saw Talia, and Damian saw Bruce, and suddenly that peace was threatened. Neither of them wanted to go back now, not after establishing this little thing for themselves that they carved out with their own two hands.

But it would be okay, as long as their masks stay on they would go unnoticed, after all.

They wouldn't even think that their children were dancers, would they?

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #danny and damian are twins #demon twins #danny and damian are the top dancers at a nightclub #well danny is also a dj but anywho #Tucker randomly comes back to life because someone hacked his coding system #club owner used Tuckers unfinished coding system #and that’s why he came back to life

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Alfred Pennyworth is Ciel Phantomhive

Black Butler x DC

Me: What if Sebastian was Alfred Pennyworth?

My Brain at the same time: What if Alfred was Ciel?

Me: ...

Also me: You son of a Betch. That's brilliant.

My Brain: :')

This is how I imagine the batfam finding out, just a slither of Alfred's Past.

Sebastian, appears bowing in front of Alfred(Ciel): My Lord, there is an urgent matter that you must attend to.

Alfred(Ciel): Hello Sebastian to what do I owe this displeasure?

Sebastian: There is-

Alfred(Ciel): There is a room filled with cat's and cat toys.

Sebastian: ...

Alfred(Ciel): Would you like to wait there as I prepare some Earl Gary Tea for the both of us?

Sebastian: While the matter is not that important I would like to be escorted to this room.

Alfred(Ciel), smiling because he knows he won this round: Why of course Sebastian.

The batfam in the dining room: ...

Tim: ... Is Alfred a demon lord?

#Black Butler x DC #dc crossover #Black Butler crossover #Ciel Phantomhive is Alfred Pennyworth #Alfred Pennyworth is Ciel Phantomhive #sebastian michaelis #ciel phantomhive #batfamily #alfred pennyworth #batman #dcau #dc