#past cannibal! Iruma

[afanofmanyships]

WTDS Iruma-kun! Prompt #1

tw: venting

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I, 1,000%, believe that Iruma was a cannibal at one point because

AN’T!

NO!

WAY!

That this child just survived in that FOREST til his teen years unless he, IN EMERGENCY CASES, had eaten another human being!!

I DON’T BELIEVE THAT HE COULD’VE SURVIVED THAT LONG WITH HIS NEGLECTFUL PARENTS FORGETTING THAT HE EXISTS UNLESS THEY NEED HIM!

Bitch know how to kill, and DID, a BEAR at FOUR FUCKING YEARS OLD!!

Yeah you can say, uhh, stored rations and can go out to get more! But what if a storm happens and he stocked up and it lasts longer than expected. His stock runs out! The storm got heavier he go out! He starves and starves day after day, the storm is NOT letting up. It continues it mean streak, Iruma passes out from hunger and he continues to wake up and pass out from hunger for days maybe even weeks!

Iruma’s parents conveniently ‘remembered’ that their son is still out THERE in that TERRIBLE storm and that they, AS PARENTS, searched for days for ANY SIGN him only to catch a high fever. And only we’re strong enough to pick up the phone to call our kind neighbor’s to ask them to go search for their son *cough**cough**cough* and house him for them!! Oh~ you expected.

Where is he? He usually plays in the forest, he loves the forest so much that he set up a BLUE TENT so that he can sleepover with the animals! ISN’T THAT ADORABLE!! Yes yes! Thank you, so much we don’t know how to repay you! Oh~ you don’t want to be repaid and want to make sure that that little Irumy is okay!

They find Iruma.

Take him home.

Lays him in bed.

Heats up leftovers and cooks some food.

Starts running a bath.

Iruma wakes up.

He does not know any other human except his own parents.

He is feral and thinks like an animal.

They don’t know that they shouldn’t turn their backs to him.

Sees that Iruma is awake.

Goes to call Iruma parent’s.

The other is still cooking.

Iruma’s mom picks up.

All she hears are screams.

The other turns off the stove and rushes out of the kitchen to look for his roommate.

The other finds her on the ground.

Iruma stabs him in the back of the head and drags the knife down.

Iruma stabs him under the neck then dragged it down.

Iruma’s mom waits until it’s silent.

Iruma repeats the maneuver over and over.

Iruma starts stabbing the bodies over and over to make sure that they stayed down.

Iruma stops.

Iruma’s mom starts calling him over.

“Iruma~ Iruma~ Iruma~!”

Iruma looks over at the home phone.

He puts it up to his ear.

“Iruma~! Is that you baby~?”

“Mowmy.”

“Yes baby~?”

“Irumys hungwry.”

“Don’t worry darling~. There’s a bath running for your stinky self and~ plenty of ingredients for that fresh human meat you have with you~.”

Iruma let’s go of the home phone.

Iruma’s mom is still on the phone.

Iruma goes to were the water is running.

He turns off the faucet and gets in the tub.

Iruma’s mom waits until he comes back.

Iruma walks into the kitchen and walks out with a butcher knife.

Iruma’s mom hears his approach.

“Iruma~ Iruma~ Iruma~!”

He puts the phone near his ear.

“Uhm!”

“Now now Irumy~. Remember your manners~!”

“Irumys sorwy mowmy…”

Iruma’s mom sighs.

“It’s okay baby~. Mommy just wanted to remind you clean up EVERYTHING after you are done eating~! Then come home~! Okay baby~!”

“Yes mowmy! Okay mowmy!”

He leaves the phone and started cutting the ‘meat’.

Iruma goes to the kitchen to grab some bowls and ingredients.

He grab a few strainers then put the meat in and placed it in the sink.

He grabbed some pans and turns on the stove.

Iruma’s mom hangs up.

Iruma’s dad walks through the front door.

“Honey~ why are you smiling~? Did something good happen~?”

“Dearest,” turns excitedly to her husband, “I’ve won the bet~!”

She gets off the bed and helps her husband get out of his camouflage gear.

“Aww~,” her husband stomps playfully, “I for sure thought he’ll attack them in his natural habitat~!”

She laughs, “that’s what you get for challenging my knowledge on Iruma~!”

He frowns as his wife steps back from him.

“Yeah~. I really shouldn’t have~!”

“Now~,”

He looks up at his wife.

“-let’s talk about my reward~.”

She unties her robe revealing lacy underwear.

“Oh~”

She reps her arms around his neck and steps closer.

He begins kissing her passionately.

“Remember to wear a condom this time.”

He umf’s in conformation.

Right under their floor is a man who has family staying over. They were originally there to help him move out but then the storm hit. The reason for his move is because of the ‘family’ upstairs.

He was lucky that his family was watching a horror movie when the screams started.

There’s a knock on the door. On a normal day he would have answered. No matter the time of day. Especially if it’s Iruma at the door. When it’s a normal day, he would’ve brought Iruma in. Cooked up some food, tell him that he doesn’t need to apologize or do anything other than eat, bath, and sleep. But it’s not a normal day.

On storms like these. The ones that last more than a week. No matter if Iruma is at ‘home’ or in the forest. He will starve. His ‘parents’ like to made a game out of it. There’s another knock at the door.

It’s midnight and no one is expecting a package.

*knock* *knock*

“Iruma’s at the door,” the man thought as he closes his eyes, “I have to pretend to be asleep.”

*tap* *tap*

“He must be standing on the boxes I left out there,” the man thought. Even though there is a wall between him and the kitchen. He lays on the couch with his eyes closed.

*scratch* *scratch*

“Looks like he’s trying to get in,” he thinks, “it’s okay. Just pretend to be asleep and he won’t do anything.”

*click*

Iruma got the window unlocked, only to stop when the man’s neighbor opens their window. Sounds of a party exited and where there’s a party there’s food. He leaves the window and goes next door.

He knocks on the door. It was his neighbor’s mistake on opening it.

Thank god his family are deep sleepers, he thinks as a fell asleep.

What the man didn’t know is that he sometimes mutter his thoughts out loud and that it just stopped one of his family members from moving.

#mairimashita! iruma kun #welcome to demon school iruma kun #I believe that Iruma was a cannibal at one point #cannibal! iruma #past cannibal! Iruma

[captainkirkk]

✩ WEEKLY FIC ROUND-UP ✩

All the fics I’ve read and really enjoyed in the past week-ish. Reminder: This list features any and all ratings and themes.

Chainsaw Man/Mob Psycho 100

None but the Brave by Zykaben

When Reigen finds a kid with dangerous powers and no one to turn to (why does this sound so familiar?) he can't help but get involved. Just until Denji figures out the whole half-devil thing and starts feeling alright again. The only problem is that Reigen isn't so sure that Denji was ever alright to begin with and really, it would be irresponsible to leave him on his own.

... Reigen is about to end up with another kid, isn't he?

(Or: Reigen finds Denji instead of Makima. Everyone is better off for it)

DC (Batman)

Vrykolakas by Chemical_Processes

(Warning: contains cannibalism)

Tim Drake lives with monsters. The same monsters behind Batman's latest homicide case.

free (as a bird) by hollow_city

Tim spent the first eleven years of his life with an ignored diagnosis and quiet hands. but now that his parents are gone, he's really trying hard. or, one time tim didn't have anyone to support him and a bunch of times he did.

Clone Wars

Compulsive Honesty by afoundling

Seven clones and a Jedi get dosed with truth serum and trapped in a confined space for 5 long hours

a tionas ra a jag o’r linibar be nuhoy (a mystery or a man in need of sleep)? by foreverchangingfandoms

My second fill for Codywan sleep bingo, featuring a very tired Cody, a Jedi who decides sleepwalking off a ship onto a planet to find something to cuddle is a good idea and the clones being cuddly.

Fills: Bunk, sleepwalking, disturbed sleep, little spoon, snoring and sleepover (bingo card in the end notes of the fic)

Welcome to Demon School, Iruma-kun!

Cherry Blossom Mischief by IcyPheonix

Trying to hide a crush is hard enough.

Trying to hide a crush when you have succubus blood running through your veins that has other ideas on the matter, is nearly impossible.

That doesn't mean Asmodeus isn't going to try.

I (Don't) Care by Zykaben

Balam says something he shouldn't have to Kalego. Kalego thinks nothing of it. He then proceeds to think about it far too much.

(Or: Kalego figures out that Iruma is a human and he doesn't care, he really doesn't, shut up.)

my love from the star by thewunderkind

The Ouija Board @tobnews  • 9h

It has been officially announced that on the 27th of November, Suzuki Iruma-sama will be crowned as the 13th Demon King of the entire Netherworld! Congratulations, @irumakun ! Stay tuned for more news about the royal crowning.

Or the one wherein the internet spirals into chaos due to one particular video uploaded by a certain blonde HellTuber.

Is it sharing if you didn't ask? by FandomsandFlowers (+ podfic)

Iruma is wearing Azz's clothes. Azz doesn't know how to deal with this.

#my posts #weekly fic round up #misc recs #sw recs #m!ik recs #dc recs #mp100 recs #fic recs

[kiriosenpaii-sam]

I’ll be posting a fic in a bit. Anyone wanna be tagged?

Warnings for: irukiri, eye trauma, gore, injury recovery, ableism (expressed toward a character unintentionally), intrusive thoughts, and cannibalism (ish).

Summary:

Iruma is in a fight with a magical beast and is injured severely, losing his right eye and gaining the ability to use mana of his own upon waking from a comatose state. However, he has no memories and only one companion, whom he can only remember a few memories of prior to the accident. His companion? None other than Kirio-senpai himself, who has more than a few reasons to keep the past to himself. One of which being that he has no idea how Iruma gained the ability to control mana as a human, and, well… he’s always been a bit of a scientist at heart.

#fanfic #ami kirio #iruma suzuki #welcome to demon school iruma kun #irukiri