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Literally all of the Robins: childhood trauma ✨TRAINING✨

#batfam #batfamily #batman #batbros #dc comics #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #red hood #nightwing #dc comcis #just all of the robins #they all need therapy #desperately #Bruce needs therapy too #he can’t escape family counseling

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“Jason will never grow out of his annoying little brother faze.” - @adhdhyperfixatedoneverything said this this morning. I thought it would be funny to add :]

Jason: “I am going to inhale this pasta.”

Dick: “Don’t choke.”

Jason: with a mouth full of pasta “Don el e wha o do”

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Jason: “I am going to inhale this pasta.”

Dick: “Don’t choke.”

Jason: with a mouth full of pasta “Don el e wha o do”

#jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #batfamily #batman #dc comics #batbros #Alfred makes the pasta #it’s the best thing you will ever taste

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Gotham civilian who is totally not Dicks type just standing there on a street corner.

Nightwing: Slams into a light pole because he was to busy looking at the pretty person instead of watching where he was swinging.

Gotham Civilian, startled : “Are you ok Nightwing-?”

Nightwing, who probably maybe just got a mini concussion, whispering to himself: “they know my nameeee”

Gotham civilian:

Nightwing:

Nightwing, doing fingerguns: “Heyyy-”

#dick grayson #nightwing #batfamily #dick tried to be funny #batfam #dc comics #dick is being a simp

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Duke: “Why are French Fries called French Fries? They aren’t French.”

Jason: “Maybe your supposed to speak French when eating them”

Dick: “OR Maybe they are so hot, that when people eat them they go WEH WEH HOHN HON trying to cool their mouths.”

Duke:

Jason:

Jason: “That’s so ridiculous it’s almost funny.”

#duke thomas #jason todd #dick grayson #the signal #red hood #nightwing #batfam #batfamily #batman #dc #dc comics #batbros #dick tried to be funny #this is based off a real conversation that I had #this is basically the exact conversation #it’s funny #I am funny pls laugh

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I am laughing so hard I am crying. Thanks for this 😭😭

considering the manor is completely massive and the only person who spends more than a few consecutive hours there at a time is probably Alfred, i think it would be funny if after the pit, Jason decides after everything he's been through that he can't be bothered to do the whole revenge thing, or sort out safe houses or get an apartment and instead just decides to kill the joker himself and just... secretly go home.

like, as long as he kept an ear out to make sure he wasn't eating in the dining room when Bruce comes down, he could probably get away with walking around without ever being caught. Alfred would find out, i assume, but i think knowing how complicated Jasons emotions towards Bruce are right now, he'd keep it quiet and just be happy that the one other person he trusts to leave alone in the kitchen is finally back. And then, of course, there's the kids.

Damian knew from the beginning. Not because he's especially observant, but because this is his big brother from the league and the first night he spent at the manor Jason crawled through his window in full Red Hood gear and told him not to snitch. Considering that in the league Jason once snuck up behind Ra's and shaved a strip of hair off the back of his head, Damian decides there's far stupider shit the guy could be doing and leaves it be.

Tim finds out next. admittedly, the only reason he finds out is because Jason thought he knew and just stopped attempting to avoid him. in reality, what happened was Tim, having not slept for three days and living off nothing but spite and coffee, accidentally walked in on Jason cooking in the middle of the night, and immediately wrote it off as a hallucination. Jason, seeing Tim find him in the manor and not react badly, decided that 'oh, the replacement must just be chill i guess' and mentally pencilled him in as another person in the building that he can be seen by. it came to a head when a few days later Damian was forced by Jason to invite Tim out with them on their weekly 'eat junk food and talk shit about the rest of the family' outings, since he was a part of the group now. Tim cries.

Dick only finds out because Tim and Damian keep forgetting that Jason isn't supposed to be talked about in public. there comes a point where Tim rips Dick's favourite sweater and when Dick confronts him about it, Tim panics and blurts out 'it wasn't me, must have been jason!', and upon seeing Dick's face, Damian smacks him and grumbles 'good job Drake, now we have to show him Todd or he'll cry again.'. Jason is not overly happy when he sneaks through his bedroom window after going out as Red Hood and finds a sobbing Dick sat on his bed, Tim staring at the ground looking very ashamed while Damian straight face points at Tim to make it clear that this was Not His Fault.

after realising literally everyone in the house sans Bruce knows he's there, Jason decides to just. stop hiding. the fact is that he wasn't trying that hard in the first place, and Bruce still didn't have a clue, so he kinda wants to see how long it takes the 'world's greatest detective' to realise his dead kid is just. back.

so he stops hiding. starts showing up for family meals, starts being more friendly with the bats as Red Hood, and they all wait to see what finally tips Bruce off.

they forget how fucking stupid this man can be.

because if Jason had gone up to Bruce and done some sort of dramatic or emotional reveal then sure, Bruce would be shocked. he'd freak out. but the fact is that Bruce has both Batman and Brucie Wayne to keep up with. He's barely paying attention to his own feet while walking, let alone the people around him.

so when Jason starts showing up and acting like nothings changed, and literally nobody else in the house acts like anything's different either? Bruce straight up forgets that Jason's supposed to be dead. His mind just registers 'oh there are his kids, fighting like usual', and forgets to take in whether or not those kids are SUPPOSED to be ALIVE.

the kids find it fucking fascinating. Jason can actually have conversations with Bruce at the dinner table, and Bruce doesn't even realise that this is a wild fucking thing to be happening. Tim starts laughing at him and Bruce gets confused, only making the poor kid laugh harder. Jason just can't believe he actually bothered putting effort into hiding when he first came back. Damian's respect for his father diminishes every day.

it becomes a game, to see how far it will go. at one point Dick straight up asks who was better as Robin, him or Jason, in an attempt to jog his memory, and Bruce without looking up from the batcomputer goes 'you were both equally good, stop trying to start competitions with your brother'. Dick throws his hands up in the air and Jason, who has been sat on top of his own fucking memorial case to watch this shit show for the past 20 minutes, slow claps.

it's only after like a month of this that half way through a casual family breakfast, Damian asks Jason to pass him the orange juice or something, and Bruce finally has the fucking moment of

he never lives it down.

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Jason, driving extremely recklessly, “Hold on!”

Dick, who is regretting letting Jason drive, “To whAT? HOPE!?”

#jason todd #dick grayson #red hood #nightwing #batman #batfam #batfamily #dc #dc comics #just jason being jason #batbros #Jason crashed the car #more than once

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When on flights/long car rides, Damian would be doing something, but with it being dark and quiet he always ends up passing out. Jason would let Damian sleep on his shoulder, and Dick would give him a blanket. Dick always brings a blanket.

Damian would fight with them about it at first. “I am not tired, Todd, and I definitely don’t need that blanket Richard.” 20 minutes later, his eyes start to droop and he is out very quickly. Tim turns down his reading light, not wanting to wake up Damian.

#damian wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #batfam #batfamily #dc robin #red robin #red hood #nightwing #Wayne brothers #robin damian #they are being good brothers #they are trying to be at least #batbros #dc #batman #dc comics

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Jason having to wake up early for a flight. He is either so tired that he is just kinda there or he is tired and being an absolute menace.

Dick on the other hand, has way too much energy to be stuck in the airport. He is also being a menace, and don’t think otherwise just because he brought snacks.

#jason todd #red hood #batfam #batfamily #batman #dc #dc comics #just Jason being Jason #dick grayson #nightwing #he always brings snacks

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Reporter: “And we thank the Wayne Family for continuing to inspire and benefit the citizens of Gotham”

Jason somewhere in the crowd: “BOOOOO”

#jason todd #batfam #red hood #batfamily #dc #Jason is why we can’t have nice things #dc comics #batman

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Crack Head Cannon:

When Dick Grayson was younger he bought Discord SOLELY FOR THE PURPOSE of renamed it to Dickcord and now he doesn’t know what to do with it

#dick grayson #richard grayson #nightwing #batfam #he is very responsible #batfamily #batman

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Jason Todd Head Cannons- Jason loves to dance.

- His favorite song will come on and he is grooving to the music so fast. He would insist that his partner join in on the dancing, distracting them from whatever they were doing before hand.

- When Jason was younger, Bruce had him learn how to properly dance for social events and galas. At these lessons, Jason and Dick would try to not so subtly one up each other.

#jason todd #dick grayson #red hood #nightwing #batfamily #batfam #dance #sibling rivalry #headcanon #dc comics #dc #batman #bruce wayne

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“WAIT DONT WORRY I WAS /J!” -Me

“WAIT DON’T SLASH JAY HE HAS ALREADY BEEN MURDERED ONCE! LEAVE HIM ALONE-” - @adhdhyperfixatedoneverything

#red hood #jason todd #batfamily #batfam #slash jay #I did not kill him I swear #this happened while we were on call #we both have ADHD #of you couldn’t tell #mentally unstable

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Random Gotham Civilian: “So what is your opinion on the vigilante Red Hood?”

Jason (Who is definitely not said vigilante) Todd: “Oh I think he is smoking! Totally hot, have you seen his pecks? Have you seen the guys thighs? If I met the guy in person I would totally ask for his work out.”

Random Gotham Civilian: “I… I would actually have to agree with you on that. Your right-”

Jason (ego boosted) Todd: “Of course I am-”

Inspired by this bot generation:

Also inspired by @adhdhyperfixatedoneverything

#red hood #jason todd #im a simp #simping #gotham #batfam #batfamily #Jason is the vice president of The Red Hood fan club #Nobody knows who the president is #because it’s on tumblr #that’s right tumblr is real in my head cannon #tumblr

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Used a website to automatically remove the background of this picture for my profile, and it just deleted Tim from existence. Sorry about that Tim

#red hood #batfam #batfamily #jason todd #tim drake #rip #both Tim and Jason are the middle kids #one of them is bound to be forgotten #no wonder they are both so moody #middle children

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Currently hyper focused on the Batfam and started simping for Jason so this is my life now

#jason todd #red hood #batfam #batman #adhd problems #send help #hyperfixation