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would like to formally thank discord for the introduction of polls

really enhances the whole server experience

#discord #polls #discord polls #euthanasia #rip scott #nino will miss you #polls are literally the solution to making any social platform 1000 times better

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you want something done you gotta do it yourself

#boop #boop o meter #april fools #april fool's day #april fools 2024 #april fools boops #boop-o-meter #10k boops #4+ hours I’m not getting back but worth it #I feel like staff really should’ve made a badge for this

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year 4 baby

one year ago today I made this account and I still don’t know if that’s a good or a bad thing only that it was probably the biggest april fools joke I could play on myself

#boop

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i obercooked my stouffers :(

#vent #tw vent #vent post #personal vent #venting #sorry for venting #i need to vent #vent blog #vent tw #vent time

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I was going to the books-a-million website to look something up and can someone please explain to me where the hell these 15 hello kitty plushes came from because I literally hardly ever use this site and I definitely did not put $500 worth of the same plush in my cart I am incredibly confused and utterly confounded as to how these got here

#hello kitty #books-a-million #books a million #what

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just got the best cards against humanity answer, but, of course, my dad, who doesn’t even know who zendaya is, was conveniently the card tsar, and, much to the chagrin of everyone else at the table, did not pick it

#mcu #spiderman #tom holland #zendaya #cards against humanity #I always be having the best cards but the wrong person judging

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Too embarassed to be off anon but your post about biting your phone bc you got mad when playing pjsk??? Are you basically another version of me??? I literally bite my arms really hard (not enough to draw blood tho dw) or hit my phone against my head bc of the anger like omg?? And I'm also an 18yo daughter?? Sorry is this is weid and random but like omg

dude I do both of those too I am 99% certain we are the same person

#we twinning fr fr #not in a good way #but twinning nonetheless

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y’all playing project sekai when you’re about to start your period is a recipe for disaster especially if one of the ingredients is an inclination to bite things when angry because glass screens and human teeth do not mix very well and so I’m sure you can imagine the sudden dread that hit me and snapped me out of my blind rage when I heard a little “pop” upon failing to just bite the case and accidentally straight-up giving the screen the hydraulic press treatment with my pearly whites, leaving a hearty crack at the bottom that branches out across half of the screen like a banyan tree with a little circular portion at the site of the assault where the colors are all distorted

#project sekai #project sekai colorful stage #rythm game #gamer rage #I just cried for like 10 minutes #and I called my mom because she’d just left the house to go run some errands #and she literally didn’t even know how to comfort me in this situation #but I was mostly just calling her to tell her I felt bad #she wasn’t really mad just disappointed that she had to tell her 18-year-old daughter not to bite glass #I was already agitated because of the new arknights event #because the civilians are fucking dumbasses and if they decide to run around panicking and fall in a hole that’s their fault #literally euthanizing themselves to be free of their stupidity like why do I get penalized for that #as if the enemies weren’t stressing me out enough #and then I got a notification about the new project sekai banner being released #which I’ve been eagerly waiting for because I would sell my soul for that mafuyu card #4 ten-pulls and it gave me 2 4-stars that weren’t even any of the featured ones #so I angrily started grinding unplayed songs for more pulls #and I finally just snapped when it wouldn’t register my taps on a literal hard difficulty song #like this bitch is an 18 are you fucking serious rn #and thus the desire to inflict pain on the evil rectangular sabotaging piece of shit in my hands grew too strong #the fact that I wanted the card with a cracked glass effect and ended up cracking the glass of my screen is literally insane #like I’m pissed but astounded by the irony #the world really said ‘‘don’t worry bestie you’ll get your broken glass effect’’ #also I woke up thinking today was friday only to find out that it’s not #so the frieren episode I was so ready to watch wasn’t even out #I’ve only been up for like 3 or 4 hours and the day is going horribly #hell hath no fury

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was looking for people to help and just spent like an hour in this dude’s world his name was “femboy” and for the first like 15 minutes he was explicitly talking about how horny he was for men and then before I knew it bro just started telling me his entire traumatic backstory

genshin co-op is a Place

#genshin impact #genshin co op #trauma dumping #I felt like he has to be lying but if so he’s really selling it #one minute he’s talking about how badly he wants to suck ayato off and the next I’m learning about how his father was hardly in his life

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genshin co-op is a Place

#genshin impact #genshin co op

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I have exciting information for you! Bird bones are not entirely hollow, rather they are filled with large air pockets. I find the result both delightful and terrifically unsettling!

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there’s this bookstore I go to like all the time because they have hella good coffee and they always have a little poll that people can vote on and I found this gem the other day

#needless to say I voted extra gluten #you ever stumble across something in real life that feels like it could’ve definitely happened on tumblr #this feels like a war on people with gluten allergies I love it #fighting in the war on gluten on the side of gluten #cookies #gluten #gluten free ❌ #extra gluten ✅

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I’ve been getting my mom to watch noragami with me and when we got to the scene where (spoiler warning ig) yukine shatters she got upset and threw a pillow at me hahahasfjjdhksgk

#noragami

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may the Lord have mercy on the heartless bastard that erased this before class even started last monday because I did not spend 20 minutes drawing her only for it to disappear in the two seconds I looked away

#genshin impact #hu tao #it was still kinda rushed and not perfect by any means but like #bro #she wasn’t hurting you #ruined my whole life #I will never recover #I have fallen into a deep and unforgiving depression #whoever you are you better watch your back because I will steal your coccyx faster than a bitch can erase a white board hu tao doodle

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blog is now officially 3 years old 🎉

one year ago today I made this account and I still don’t know if that’s a good or a bad thing only that it was probably the biggest april fools joke I could play on myself

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these flintstones vitamins are so damn good I wanna eat the whole bottle I’m finna be vitamins georg

#mmmmmmmmmmm #mmmnh #mmhmmmhmmm #(me eating flintstones gummy vitamins)