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I need someone to talk about my complete random (mainly teen wolf related) head cannons with,,, I’m not joking- like for example

The fact that in my mind, Theo is like weirdly good at spelling??? Even like long crazy words he doesn’t even know the meaning too

And all the time Liam’s like ‘how tf do you spell apples?’

But not in the ‘i don’t know how to spell it way’ he just kind forgets that he knows?? And he stares at the keyboard like,, ‘I should know this’

And Theo’s just so used to it now he doesn’t even question anymore,,, like before he was like ‘how tf have you forgetting how to spell used??!’

Now he’s like

‘W. O. A. H.’

Honestly Theo’s impeccably spelling skills are slightly wasted on Liam, but he loves the beta so 🤷🏻

How else am I going to talk about them?? I CANT KEEP MAKING TRASH RANT POSTS, ITS KILLING ME

(I’m totally joking, I love it but I think I’m killing everyone else)

#thiam headcanon #thiam #teen wolf thiam #tw #teen wolf headcanon #teen wolf #theo raeken #liam dunbar #I need friends #FRIENDS WHO ACTUALY LIKE THE SAME SHOWS AS ME #Honestly my friends need to step tf up 🙄 #like who doesn’t want to talk about queer supernatural creatures defending their town while also struggling with relationships and school?? #and let’s not forget my top tier head cannons of said queer supernatural creatures

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And Liam’s is Eugene. EUGENE!

Boyfriends with middle names that somehow don’t suit them but somehow work actually really well, stay together.

just to make your day a little more uncomfortable: theo’s middle name is karl. fun reminder.

🤩☠️theodore💝⛓karl⚡️💕raeken😻🥺

#theodore karl raeken #Liam eugene Dunbar #theo raeken #liam dunbar #boyfriends #thiam #teen wolf #tw #teen wolf thiam #middle names #look at them

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Teen wolf sexuality head-cannons

(Puppy pack is already done: I’m sorry but the puppy pack is a lot more queer than this one)

(^ aka: the puppy pack post is a lot better than this one,,, please check it out.)

(I’ll also do the Hale pack, and possibly the adults too)

Scott McCall

Straight

As someone who is not a scisaac shipper,.. I’m sorry but this man is fully hetero to me 👏🏻😐 Like is 100% supports you, but it’s not for him. And i’m sorry… but I also see him as the kind of guy who could not admit to finding other guy’s hot- like he’d go, “do I find him hot? What? No, no. I mean,.. I don’t know… im not attracted to him- but like, he’s not ugly!’

Stiles Stilinski

Bisexual

There’s a reason he’s called Biles Bilisnki. Also… he was not opposed when Danny offered to ‘sex him right now’. And hey, I don’t ship Sterek (I’m sorry) but if he didn’t have that fat crush of Lydia for like fucking ever, he would’ve dated a guy if the chance arose (or if Lydia had a twin).

Lydia Martin

Straight

She’s straight, but she’s kiss a girl at a party if she found her hot enough. I have nothing else to say on that matter.

Malia Tate

Pansexual

Malia lived her life as a fucking coyote and I refuse to believe she digs only one gender. Also, we all saw the dance scene with Kira. That was not hetero at all. She’s not picky at all… she just likes people for their personalities. Like she likes people who are headstrong and playful. Also, Malia totally finds just people hot in general.

Kira Yakimura

Demisexual, Panromantic

I don’t know why… but I see Kira as demisexual. Like she is all for the romantic side of a relationship, in fact she loves it: flowers, chocolates, cuddles, hand holding, dates, all the caboosh. Getting sexy? Not her thing. Over time and with someone she creates a strong emotional connection with? Then she’d go for it, if she wanted. But she doesn’t feel the need nor pressure for it. And she is romantically attracted to people no matter their gender.

Allison Argent

Bi-curious

Allison would kiss a girl… and she’s opening up to the idea that she could date one too. She’s still got a strong preference for guys though. I think it was a new realisation and she’s taking her time doing research and really thinking about it. She and Lydia definitely kissed at a party one time and it meant nothing but Allison was like ‘yeah I’d kiss a girl. Maybe even date one.’ Then she was like… ‘oh,,, yeah maybe I’d date a girl.’

#incorrect teen wolf quotes #teen wolf headcanon #head cannons #headcanon #mccall pack #McCall pack headcanon #scott mcall #stiles stilinski #lydia martin #allison argent #kira yukimura #malia tate #hcs #tw #tw hcs #incorrect teen wolf #teen wolf

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Thiam living together head cannons

Part two

Liam spends five minutes in the bathroom

Theo spends 40

And yeah, about 3/4 of that is spent on his hair

Theo loves to do skincare and stuff on Saturdays and really take care of himself and he likes dragging Liam into it too

Liam grumbles, but he actually loves it so much. He loves when Theo rubs his cheeks softly to rub in skin cream and stuff

Liam steals Theo’s snacks all the time and Theo rages about it-

Theo definitely likes those gross vegetable crisps and Liam never touches those though

Liam eats cheese and onion crisps but Theo refuses to kiss him after if he does

Also Liam can never just eat one small packet of crisps?? He always has to eat two for some reason, one just ‘doesn’t fill him up’

Liam started painting to calm himself down and practise patience, he’s learning quite quickly and is pretty good - he hangs his or Theo’s favourite pieces in their apartment

Liam makes the pack buy them if they want any piece

Theo likes potatoes.

Idk, I just think it’s important to comment.

Like, any kind- baked or roasted or mashed, or like crisps or fries

I don’t even know why I wrote that

They like to go on the roof and go stargazing, like making shapes out of the stars- Liam just tries to find as many dicks as he can, then it becomes a competition of who can find the most dicks

Their mug shelf is insane. For every celebratory holiday- like birthdays, anniversaries and Christmas’, they get each other a mug with ugly faces of them

Like Liam pulling a double chin and flaring his nostrils- that lives in their cupboard on a mug

Everyone hates to use them- like so much.

Though Lori sometimes steals really funny ones, like her favourite ones

Liam lives in big hoodies- he lives in them, and he loves the soft ones the most and he also takes them off and leaves them lying around

Theo and Liam both play guitar- but Liam loves to ‘jam out’ using his electric, Theo prefers calmly playing an acoustic

I just have to say, they have no good photos together that they took

Like Mason takes nice ones when they aren’t paying attention

But like, in the photos they take, Theo or Liam are choking each other (not sexy way) or pulling completely dumb faces

They secretly love to watch like the bachelor and series like that

Though don’t tell anyone

They just love the drama, so much, and they always choose separate competitors to back and will defend them to the death

Theo steals Liam’s lacrosse hoodie, like a lot

Sometimes he’ll wear the helmet just for the fun of it- like he’ll walk around with the helmet on (idk)

Liam owns loads of plushies- they just cover the bed, and when it’s time for bed, Theo just shoved them all off and Liam whines and then picks up one of his favourites to cuddle while Theo cuddles him. Cuddle train.

He names them all

Theo knows all the names but purposefully gets them wrong because it drives Liam mad- ‘NO THATS OREN, YOU KNOW THAT, CHILLI IS THAT ONE!’

Theo wins Liam more plushies at fairs- Liam can never win the games and always gets mad and rants about how rigged they are, even though Theo manages to win

#hcs #thiam headcanon #teen wolf headcanon #head cannons #headcanon #incorrect teen wolf #teen wolf #incorrect thiam quotes #thiam #tw #living together #liam dunbar #theo raeken #i’m sorry this is dumb #(just don’t question it) #this turned into a rant #i feel very strongly about this

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Thiam living together head cannons

(Is this a rant? Yessir)

Part one

Theo is predominantly the big spoon, aside from days he gets insecure or nightmares

Yes, sleeping with Liam does reduce his nightmares a whole lot

Like it’s down to two to three a month

My babies doing better 🤤

Neither can fucking cook

They are clueless kitchen boys

Or clueless *in the kitchen boys

Take-out is what they live of off, and Jenna’s cooking (she gives them multiple Tupperwares full of her cooking to reheat)

They cook once a week too, but they are improving very, very, slowly. Like they don’t burn it anymore, but they need to learn what seasoning is

They do not want kids

Theo wants cats, cause they’re low maintenance

Liam wants dogs though, big guard dogs and stuff. He’d get like a German Shepard or a Great Dane and call it tiny. Theo would hate him for it.

They have movie nights and Theo loves to make Liam sit through shitty high school romcoms because Liam despises them

Theo doesn’t even like them that much, he just loves to listen to Liam rant about how much he hates the movies and how repetitive they are

(Theo finds it really adorable but he’ll never tell Liam that)

Mason and Corey come over a lot, they host puppy pack nights at theirs too

Theo is a PLANT BITCH, OK?

He has so many succulents that he refers to as ‘his babies’

And yes, Liam is jealous of ‘the fucking green attention huggers that can’t do shit for themselves’

Theo then loves to rant about everything plants and then Liam gets all pissy and is like ‘IM NOT GOOD AT BIOLOGY FCUK OFF’

Then he falls into a rant about how plants weren’t at all helpful in history!

(Liam rants a whole lot. Oh my god, that’s why he’s my favourite. Am I projecting in my head cannons?? OH MY GOD, I AM.)

((Sorry about that. Just realised something.))

They love to watch really old shitty movies, for example labyrinth with David Bowie. (this is more projecting, I’m sorry)

Theo doesn’t cry in movies unless it’s about a dog or something. Like in a dogs journey. Liam doesn’t really cry either, but is a lot more likely too than Theo. Like if any character he likes even a little dies? He’s either bawling or crying slightly.

(Liam is a pretty crier) ((Now that isn’t projecting at all)) (((ugly criers represent! I feel you 😔)))

Liam does late-night gaming sessions and has a mini-fridge in their room of midnight snacks and drinks. He keeps quiet and plays calm games like ‘spiritfarer’ but Theo is a really heavy sleeper anyway

He wasn’t always! Theo used to be a really light sleeper, but because he had Liam he began to trust himself to fall into deeper sleeps. He began to feel safer in his own home and because of that he found the ability to sleep so much better

I’ll make a part two because this ones getting long and probably annoying, sorry

#hcs #teen wolf thiam #incorrect thiam quotes #thiam #tw #teen wolf #this turned into a rant #I’m sorry #i feel very strongly about this #living together #teen wolf headcanon #head cannons #headcanon #thiam headcanon

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Puppy pack sexuality head-cannons

(This became a rant I’m sorry)

Liam Dumbar

Bi 👏🏻sex👏🏻ual👏🏻

I refuse to be told any less!! You’re gunna try tell me he DIDNT have a fling with Brett enemies to lovers style?? All I’m saying is if he didn’t get expelled, Briam would have been real. Also, hey! Yeah, he **has** a thing for Theo. But let’s not ignore the fact he loved Hayden. Or make her into a bad guy?? Come on writers, at least keep her as his bad bitch girl best friend.

Brett Talbot

Bisexual

Hey, there is no need for me to explain myself. We all saw the club scene. However!! I’m going to do it anyway. When he had a thing for Liam I believe he was closeted and nervous about being out at first cause he didn’t want his teammates to do anything. Like I think a part of him got scared he’d somehow get kicked out, and therefor Lori would too. I think he was just really worried about Lori.

AND HE AND LIAM DEFINITELY TALKED IT OUT AND WERE COOL WITH EACHOTHWR. (I need to calm down I’m sorry)

Theo Raeken

Pansexual

Hey, the kiss with Tracy may not have been romantically driven, but I still don’t personally head cannon Theo as gay. I just think he likes certain personality attributes (read firey, angry, betas) that are not set down by gender. I think he just likes someone’s who’s confident and can hold their own. Like he’ll love to defend someone, but he also likes the kind of person who can defend them self.

Nolan Holloway

Straight

For those who ship him with Brett, I’m sorry, he’s the token straight group alli in my eyes. They all love him anyway, and it doesn’t matter. (We all have that one in our friend group, y’all know what I’m talking about). He loves doing to pride parades and being really open about being an alli. Liam and Hayden like to tell him he restores their hope in the straights.

Mason Hewitt

Gay

The Brett-ogling and love for a certain Corey Bryant speaks for itself. He knew from young. It was very obvious and he was like ‘oh, yeah, duh’. Then was like ‘yeah, I say fucking duh. Of course, I’m a homosexual.’ At least that’s how I see it in my head. He told Liam and the boy like looked away, looked at him and then was like ‘cool’. Liam totally had no inclination about himself yet. (Sorry, I never stop talking about Liam. I love the puppy.)

Corey Bryant

Queer

I just feel like he doesn’t like labels too much. He just knows he loves Mason and that’s enough. He takes every infatuation or crush or romance one at a time. He doesn’t think too much about it and no one pressures him to label it specifically. Mason’s like “You only need to love me, anyway. You can just be Masonsexual.” (Corey is very chill with the ‘masonsexual’ jokes and understands he’s not getting labelled or pushed into one or anything.)

Hayden Romero

Lesbian? Kind of?

For Hayden… it’s hard to explain. I kind of head cannon her as a lesbian but I believe her relationship with Liam was real. Like she had genuine romantic feelings for him and really did love him romantically. She identifies as a lesbian, but doesn’t hide her past relationship with Liam or anything. It’s like how it’s a scale, you know? Like she really likes girls. Girls, girls, girls, girls. But she did like Liam.

Lori Rohr

Bi-curious

She could date a girl, but she’s got a preference for guys. Is definitely sexually attracted to girls too. Is kind of new to the exploration of her sexuality though. At first she was certain she was straight, then a girl walked past and her mind went ‘I’d tap that.’ And then she was like,,, ‘oh, shit.’

(Josh is straight and Tracy is definitely pansexual)

#teen wolf thiam #incorrect teen wolf quotes #puppy pack #teen wolf headcanon #teen wolf #briam #thiam #layden #morey #liam dunbar #puppy pack headcanon #theo raeken #brett talbot #lori rohr #hayden romero #corey bryant #mason hewitt #nolan holloway #i feel very strongly about this #this turned into a rant #I’m sorry

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Puppy pack playing minecraft

(This has probably been done before, apologies)

Liam has no fucking clue on how to sTOP DYING

Fell in lava like 20 times in a 2 hour session

forgets he can drown

forgets to eat

keeps trying to fight all the mobs when he’s on two hearts

Theo fucks with Liam all the time- but he lives alone deep in the woods and doesn’t really talk

Likes to sit back and watch the others fuck shit up and loves to sit in on the calls while they all just scream at each other

Mason can’t go anyway near the caves or leave the house at night- mobs kill him immediately and he always has really important stuff on him

Corey is like Mason’s bodyguard, and he always gives the boy flowers whenever the go on journeys

Brett loves to mess around with everyone- like he’ll climb trees and just start shooting at people with his bow… or sneaking up on people

Though when he’s feeling useful he’ll go into the caves and mine for stuff

Lori is a builder. Like she’s makes fancy buildings and cute little dog houses. She makes her brother go and get supplies for her- she hasn’t died once.

Brett and Liam PvP all the time but they never get anywhere

They have a tally board and everything

(Liam’s actually winning but Brett’s certain he was cheating)

Nolan likes to go off on his own, usually goes crawling back to the group because he’s basically dying

He likes to team up with Lori for some chill building

Liam joins too but he just fucks around

He has turned a tower into a penis before

Actually multiple times

Lori tried to keep him away at first but then she found it hilarious and let him

But Brett hates getting her shit now cause there’s a chance she gives it to Liam

Mason and Corey have in fact put their beds beside each other 😳😳

And they Minecraft kiss

Lori built them a sec dungeon and she thought it was hilarious till Mason was like ‘thanks, We’ll put it to good use’

Tracy doesn’t go on often, when she does she just bunks with Theo and mines a lot

Hayden is fucking boss at Minecraft, like she loves to go out and fight mobs all the time

And she definitely had a house with Liam but once she left he blew it up

(Yes, blowing it up did kill him.)

#incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect teen wolf #puppy pack #incorrect puppy pack quotes #corey bryant #puppy pack headcanon #teen wolf headcanon #headcanon #minecraft #THEY HAVE WEEKLY GAMING SESSIONS #mason hewitt #nolan holloway #brett talbot #lori rohr #liam dunbar #theo raeken #hayden romero

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Scott and Stiles: *Asking the puppy pack if the glass in front of them is half full or half empty*

Mason: Half empty

Brett: Half filled

Lori: Who cares? *Drinks and then refills the glass- walking away with it*

Theo: *Drinks it before they can ask*

Corey: Well you didn’t specify, technically it’s half full of water, half filled with air

Liam: Uh, are you out of coke?

Nolan: *panicking* Half full, no, half empty! Uh, wait, is this a trick question?

#incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect puppy pack quotes #puppy pack #theo raeken #liam dunbar #nolan holloway #lori rohr #brett talbot #mason hewitt #corey bryant #scott mcall #stiles stilinski #crack #i’m sorry this is dumb #yeah this was originally a BNHA thing

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Puppy pack job head cannons >:))

(Part-time jobs)

Mason def works at a library

Liam works at the library too, he can’t really get angry at costumers cause the people aren’t dickheads, like in restaurants

Plus, Mason’s there to help calm Liam down, and the pays pretty good for sitting around in a library all day

Theo = definitely works at sinema, even though he’s underage and can’t sell alcohol. So what? He’s hot.

Theo spends most work hours shirtless and flirting with costumers

Lori makes and sells paintings, uses Etsy. Makes her happy, and it’s good money. And she wants to be an artist too

Brett wanted to work at sinema, but Lori said ‘hell fucking no’ so he just works at a restaurant

gets tipped pretty well, especially from the young people his age

also gets slipped a load of phone numbers

Nolan works at a small cafe and is really good with customers

Like someone can be just screaming at him and he’ll just smile through it

Epitome of ‘water off a ducks back’

He’s also very skilled at making coffee, so he also gets put on ‘making coffee’ duty during pack meetings (he learnt everyone’s preference really quickly)

Corey works with Deaton at the vets but he’s making there for clean-up and to help calm people (and animals) down, he’s very good at knowing just what to say

#head cannons #teen wolf headcanon #puppy pack #puppy pack headcanon #headcanon #teen wolf #liam dunbar #mason hewitt #lori rohr #brett talbot #theo raeken #corey bryant #nolan holloway #lori talbot

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Corey: Where's Mason, Liam and Mara?

Theo: They're playing hide and seek.

Corey: Where?

Theo: I don't think you get how this game works.

(Mason, Mara and Liam are a trio and you can’t change my mind, I’m sorry)

#incorrect teen wolf quotes #teen wolf #incorrect puppy pack quotes #corey bryant #theo raeken #mason hewitt #liam dunbar #Mara pederson

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Lori: What does 'take out' mean?

Liam: Food.

Mason: Dating

Theo: Murder

Mara: It can mean all three if you’re not a coward.

Corey: Or if you're a praying mantis.

#teen wolf #incorrect puppy pack quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes #lori talbot #liam dunbar #theo raeken #mason hewitt #Mara Pederson #corey bryant

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Liam: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Theo: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Mara: Four of us saw it, Theo. How do you explain that?

Theo: *points at Mara* Sleep deprivation. *points at Nolan* Paranoia. *points at Lori* Delusional on occasion. *points at Mason* Pretending just to fuck with you.

#teen wolf #incorrect puppy pack quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes #theo raeken #liam dunbar #mason hewitt #Mara Pederson #lori talbot #nolan holloway

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Liam: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Brett: No.

Corey: I did not.

Mara: I may have actually forgotten one.

Mason: Also no.

Liam: Oh good, neither did I.

Theo: *Exhausted sigh*

#incorrect puppy pack quotes #puppy pack #incorrect teen wolf quotes #liam dunbar #brett talbot #mason hewitt #corey bryant #theo raeken #Mara Pederson

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Liam: Brett is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Mara: Punch them in the stomach. That's what I do.

Theo: Don't do that one, it hurts.

Mason: Tackle them!

Lori: Dump them.

Corey: Kick them in the shin!

Brett: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

#teen wolf #puppy pack #incorrect puppy pack quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes #theo raeken #Mara Pederson #liam dunbar #briam #mason hewitt #lori talbot #brett talbot #corey bryant #there is an inch between Thiam #this couldn’t be them #I’m sorry #(just don’t question it) #(I also low-key ship Theo and Mara but my shipping is a mess

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Theo: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

New ‘alpha position’ Liam, watching Nolan screaming, Mara trying to set a sleeping Mason on fire, and Corey choking on air: I don't know either.

#teen wolf #incorrect puppy pack quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect quotes #theo raeken #Mara Pederson #liam dunbar #nolan holloway #mason hewitt #corey bryant #puppy pack

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*Puppy pack's reactions to being told 'I love you'*

Liam: Thanks fam!

Lori: oh no

Theo: Sounds fake but okay

Corey: *A flustered mess*

Brett: can i get a refund

Mara: A bad decision, honestly

Mason: .... Huh

Nolan: Aw, thanks

#incorrect puppy pack quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect quotes #teen wolf #theo raeken #liam dunbar #Mara Pederson #(aka: my oc who is totally not based off of me in a self indulgent way) #Mason hewitt #nolan holloway #lori talbot #brett talbot #corey bryant

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Liam: 'Can I copy the homework?'

Nolan/Corey: I can help you with it!

Mason: Yeah, sure.

Mara: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Brett: lol nope.

Lori: We had homework?!

Theo: *Read 5:55pm*

#teen wolf #incorrect puppy pack quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect quotes #theo raeken #liam dunbar #Mara Pederson #(aka: my oc who is totally not based off of me in a self-indulgent way) #corey bryant #nolan holloway #Mason Hewitt #lori talbot #brett talbot