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#incorrect puppy pack quotes
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Brett: He is so cute when he’s angry
Theo: Liam’s always cute. He can’t do anything without it being cute. Stupid cute.
Brett: I’m talking about Nolan
Theo: Oh. Whatever so was I.
Brett: So if I asked Dunbar on a date-
Theo: I’ll kill you for even stepping in his direction.
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magicalnerdsworld · 10 months
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Brett: sapnu puaS.
Liam: What??
Mason: What language is that.
Brett: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
Brett was removed from the groupchat
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azraphels · 10 days
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Peter: How do you tell someone you want to have sex with them in a polite way?
Stiles: Excuse me, Mama McCall and Mr. Argent, would you do me the honor of having sex with you?
Derek: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
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miluftlec · 11 months
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liam, staring lovingly at theo: he could murder me and I'd thank him.
mason, hearing this for the 100th time: I'd thank him too.
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shit-im-bi · 2 years
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Liam, half asleep: *kisses Theo on the cheek* goodnight
Theo:
Theo: what
Liam:
Liam: what
Theo: what was that.
liam: um, affection?
Theo: disgusting
Theo: do it again
Theo: please
Liam:
Liam: If I ever say no to that, I want you to rip my throat out.
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altsunsworld · 8 months
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i found these templates on pinterest so filled them in as the puppy pack bc i adore them.
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fandomidiot · 10 months
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Theo: babe, are you my asthma? Coz you take my breathe away
Liam: *blushing profusely*
Mason: really? That's who we're falling for?
Liam: Corey regularly calls you "masey poo". You have no ground to stand on and you know it
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Mason: Good morning.
Corey: Good morning.
Alec: Good morning.
Liam: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Theo *rolling in on heelies and flipping everybody off": MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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outcastpack · 9 months
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nola: didn't you used to bully liam at your old school?
brett: uh... yeah. not my proudest few years, but, uh...
nola: relax. i'm just trying to find something we have in common.
liam: ?????
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Theo: Hikari, are you busy?
Hikari (7 yrs old): Depends
Liam: Well, we wanted to have a little talk about feelings
Hikari *running away*: Oh actually I have this project due tomorrow!
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magicalnerdsworld · 10 months
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Brett: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Nolan: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Alec: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Liam: Guys...
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azraphels · 10 days
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Stiles: From now on we will be using code names.
Stiles: You can address me as Eagle One.
Stiles: Malia is “been there done that”.
Stiles: Lydia is “currently doing that”.
Stiles: Derek is “it happened once in a dream”.
Stiles: Scott is “if I had to pick a dude”.
Stiles: And Theo is...
Stiles: Eagle Two
Theo: Oh thank god
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miluftlec · 10 months
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liam: who thinks i can fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
mason: you're a hazard to society
theo: and a coward. DO TWENTY
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stiles: the floor is lava!
mason: [helps corey onto the couch]
liam: [kicks theo off the counter]
stiles: as you can see, there are two types of couples.
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