#head cannons

[yayan-dmenace]

H.C! : what if ash was slash’s future self? But just like an undertale ending , doing something specific will lead to that route :3 “what if”

Slash and ash sans belongs to @itsxroxannex

#slash sans #ash sans #ROXXANE’S CHILDREN #HER BABIES #roxxy’s family #slash #ash #head cannons #undertale au #undertale #undertale art #undertale fanart #sans #utmv #digital art #my art #yayan does something

[jasmines-library]

Batfamily headcanons with batsis that used to be a Black Widow please?

Note: Thank you for requesting, I hope this is okay as I don't tend to write headcanons a lot, but I had fun with this and I thought that the idea was so cool!

The first time they met you, you had taken them by surprise, which was unusual for them as being vigilantes meant that they were always on high alert.

⛤ They were on patrol and you had snuck past them, taking out the criminals before they even had time to blink and then pinning them down from behind.

⛤ Although they were skeptical at first, it hadn't taken long for the four boys to develop a liking for you, especially Damian who was in complete awe of the way fought and slunk around the streets, although you would be lying if you said that he wasn't the teeniest bit jealous.

⛤ They saw you a few times after that. Your training made you hard to track down, but they were skilled to and with some digging, Tim had managed to find you.

⛤ You all became thick as thieves after that, often going out on patrol with each other.

⛤ And soon Bruce invited you to stay.

⛤ At first, you were hesitant. Your time in the Red Room had lead you to develop some trust issues but you took a leap and boy were you glad you did.

⛤ There is always something to do with the vigilantes; training, reading, watching movies. and you quickly became a part of their weekly routines.

⛤They love having you around too, often asking you to help them with their stealth and training.

⛤ You had to work around the assassinations with Bruce because they broke his 'no killing rule.', but after discussing with him and Jason, the three of you came to a suitable compromise and you become a huge part of protecting Gotham and of their lives.

⛤ You would do anything to protect them as they would for you.

#Batfamily x reader #dc x reader #batfamily headcanons #marvel x dc #batfam x reader #batfam x sister reader #black widow #red room #writing #head cannons

[zyrlovesmizu]

modern!mizu as your lover headcannons

sorry for the hiatus! school’s going insane but bes content is the one driving me atp,)

- Doesn’t mind it when you give snarky and witty remarks, honestly finds it cute. Once you run out of them, she’d go, “Hm? Cat got your tongue?” before just kissing you all over your face

- Would wake up earlier than you just for the sake of nuzzling you in the neck and saying, “Good morning, love.” 🙇‍♀️ On the other hand, she gets VERY flustered like fr a blushing mess when you do the same, especially if you kiss her on the cheek

- When going out, she makes sure she has the small snacks you like to nibble on if you need to

- Makes inside jokes only you both understand so that people are aware of how close you two or post your couple pics on her social media be it through stories or posts; though, she doesn’t want the people to see you two as just an internet couple—she knows you both are MORE than that.

- Caption will be short but significant in a sense: ‘💕’ ‘They/she/he are/is so beautiful’ ‘My love’

- She’s a SUCKER for back hugs like you’ll literally feel her tense up (in a good way) when you do so

- “You like this right?”

- “……mhm,”

#mizu blue eye samurai #bes mizu #blue eyed samurai #mizu #tumblr fyp #mizu x reader #head cannons #mizu headcannons #x reader #gender neutral reader #gender neutral insert #gender neutral headcannons #headcannons #them as your lover #mizu as your lover #dating headcannons

[3nlivenning]

after care with Francis

these are my head cannons of what Francis would do after y’all did the deed ❕

SEMI-NSFW

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dom!Francis Mosses

He would definitely, 100% clean you up first before he cleans himself

this man is definitely a gent for sure, like imagine you both did more than one round, of course his and your cum will be all over ur thighs and he will get the towel to clean your sweat, tear stains and drool stains off of you.

and he’ll even carry you to the bath if you wanted to bathe.

But if he bit too hard, or went hard on you in general. He’s gonna start babying you. Not in a way where his voice becomes high-pitched and talks to you in a weird way. What I mean is he’s gonna treat you like you’re his princess!

He’s definitely going to snuggle you no matter what

after cleaning time he’ll immediately grab you by your waist or hips and he’s gonna cuddle you in bed.

He’s definitely big spoon.

He’ll definitely sweet talk to you too. Like Francis will be praising you, calling you basic nicknames. But when he’s really tired, his praises will be a bit short but still meaningful. IDK IF THAT MAKES SENSE AT ALL—

He can get needy

yes, he can get very needy. He’ll be a bit whiny about it too. Especially when it comes to kissing him and cuddling with him.

Whenever you’re both finished with morning sex and you remind him that he needs to go to his shift, he’s gonna complain.

Then he actually gets late at work.

Mastered caressing

he can’t keep his hands off of you. Not at all. His hands will be all over your ass and chest(specifically the nips) whenever you’re cuddling with him in bed.

Other than that, he’ll make sure no place is untouched!

When you didn’t orgasm

he HAS to make you cum. He wants to. If he didn’t succeed at that he’ll feel very guilty and selfish (poor Francis 😓) and he’ll do ANYTHING to make you orgasm.

He’s most likely going to eat you out instead, and he’s not gonna go hard at it(unless you ask him to). Francis is gonna be sensual and attentive with it.

And he’s gonna put that nose to use 🙇

When he doesn’t orgasm

he’s not gonna be upset about it that’s for sure, and he’s not going to make you do it if you’re not up for it. What he’ll do is probably jerk off.

But that’s gonna be less likely, unless he’s hella exhausted. Then he’ll be dozing off with a massive boner 😭

That’s all for today! I do have a lot of hcs when he’s in bed with you (I might try to list them off from A-Z) but that’ll be on another day!

Remember to ask for requests for some one shots (PLEASE🙏)

#milkman #francis mosses x reader #the milkman #francis mosses #thats not my neighbor #tnmn #head cannons

[arthaloturtle]

Meeting Mike Schmidt for the first time HC

You guys either met When he used to work at the mall or you getting hired as Abby's babysitter

If you guys met at the mall you probably worked as a store attendant

One day you were working at the cash registers and a customer started to complain and harass you because you couldn't give them a discount for a product that they wanted.

Mike making his rounds of the mall ended up seeing that and decided to go a see that was going on.

when he did go see what was happening and you saw him you told the (Karen) customer kindly "Would you like to talk to the manager? Or have the friendly security here to escort you out?" He was standing behind the person.

The person ended up getting kicked out of the mall.

Ever since then Mike goes to visit you during his lunch break.

During his lunch Break Mike would go to the ice cream store/place and order his usual as well as whatever you like.

His usual ended up becoming what he always got and what you always wanted or got.

Before you and him got together Mike would always stare at you when you were working, either you would be putting things on shelves, hooks, or even just helping a customer he would stare.

Every once in awhile you would catch him staring and he would look and walk away as if he didn't just stare at you for a few (5-10) minutes.

Guys this is my first time ever writing anything so my bad if it's bad 😭

#mike schmidt #mike schmidt x reader #mike schmidt smut #mike schmidt imagine #fnaf movie #fnaf #movie fnaf #head cannons #headcanon #mike schmidt x you #x reader #fnaf x reader #fnaf x y/n #fnaf x male reader #gender neutral reader

[chunky-lobster-soup]

I absolutely ADORE linked maze ❤️

So here’s some hcs

-time says Canada wrong on purpose and everyone thinks he just doesn’t know how to say it correctly (he does it just pisses off Navi and he thinks that’s funny)

-twilight forgets that he’s not allowed to do certain things as a human so if he gets happy he’ll just scream at the top of his lungs for 2 seconds until he remembers that he’s not a dog

-wind had a phase where he would not eat any vegetables and his grandma had to threaten to tell the hero of time that he wasn’t eating his veggies. He later discovers that time doesn’t eat his vegetables either

-wild tried to make sky eat a rock. I will not elaborate

-sky had to fake eat a rock for wild sake. I will also not elaborate

-bunny’s favorite food is apple pie! I will elaborate on this! He grew up on an apple orchard and it reminds him of home!

-hyrule drank expired milk once and koridai had to watch in horror as he did so

-four gives me the vibe that only one allergic to hamsters can give. So four is allergic to hamsters but only hamsters

#linked maze #head cannons #linked maze time #linked maze wind #linked maze hyrule #linked maze twilight #linked maze sky

[creatorisdumb]

We got that homo head cannons

Flags under cut

Kickin - Gay

Bubba - Bisexual

DogDay - Pan/Polysexual

CatNap - Biromantic

Bobby - Pan

Picky - Lesbian

Hoppy - Biromantic

Crafty - Pan

I hope the biromantic and poly flags are right

They were the only ones that came up on Google search so idk if they’re right or problematic :(

#ibispaint #art #shit post #poppy playtime smiling critters #smiling critters #dogday #catnap #kickinchicken #bubba bubbaphant #bobby bearhug #picky piggy #hoppy hopscotch #craftycorn #head cannons #lgtbtq #lgtbq headcannons

[sydneyyuu]

Valentines day 💘

Levi head cannons💐

🌹-levi will give you flowers every now and then to find out your best reaction to each flower. He will figure out which one is your favorite and on valentine day he'll buy a bouquet of just them flowers.

💘-Hes fantasized about having sex with you before but stopped thinking about it because he thought people could read his mind.

🕯️-will visit you past midnight so he doesn't get caught sneaking around the scouts. He will sneak into your room and cuddle with you.

🩷-likes to have baths with you when you're both tired.

🪻-levi will use your perfume on himself sometimes if he misses you, it's also to let other girls know he is taken.

🧁-levi will bake cakes for you, he taught himself to bake for your sake.

💋- will kiss your neck and shoulders constantly, he gets shy when you ask him to kiss your lips.

#levi ackerman #levi ackerman x reader #attck on titan #head cannons

[bestialchorus]

MOVING IN WITH YOUR WEREWOLF GIRLFRIEND INCLUDES:

-For months, you’ve both been tiptoeing around the topic. Since you first started dating, quick quips like being excited to be “roommates” one day were always uttered whenever you were forced to say goodbye to each other. How these dreams were peppered in daily conversations, holding desires you each assumed were hidden from the other. How quickly those jokes gained weight the more your lives became intertwined. You loved her, and by the gods, did she love you. The love you shared was akin to the romances you once dreamed of, romances acted out in movies but seldomly found in your world.

-On one fateful night, you finally find the courage to whisper, “I want to live with you.” Her glowing eyes meet yours as the moonlight peaks in through the window. She softly rubs her canine head against your face, instantly filling you with warmth. You feel your lover start to shift back, leaving a large woman who is as much muscle as she is beauty”. “There’s nothing I’d love more,” she purrs close to your ear before softly dragging her finger down your body, sending a shiver down your spine. Her hand meets a familiar wetness. You start to whimper as you feel two long fingers slowly enter your folds. “Relax, baby girl, I’ll take care of you. Now and forever”. A few hours later, you lie on top of her as she gently rubs your back and plays with your hair. You talk deep into the night about what kind of home you want to build together. You remember passing out at some point as sleep finally catches up with you. You could have sworn you heard a whispering voice saying, “I can’t wait to call you my wife.” But maybe you just dreamt it.

-Right off the bat, it seemed money wouldn’t be much of an issue. You don’t quite understand at first, but she explains that she’ll soon be receiving a form of “inheritance” promised to alphas who reach a certain age. You still insist on contributing, and she doesn’t fight you on this, respecting you as a partner and her mate. 

-After months of searching, you finally end up finding a place that suits both of your needs. 

-Moving day was a lot less stressful than you thought it’d be. You remember packing up the last box one morning when you heard a knock at the door. Your girlfriend opens it, and a group of werewolves greet you with toothy smiles and warm mornings as they start to pile into your small apartment. You’ve spent much time with the pack, so all the faces before you were friendly. You can’t help but smile as one jokes, “I cant believe you’ve found someone who can actually tolerates ya, let alone live wit ya”. Some join in on the teasing as others come to chat with you. Without having to ask, each ONE immediately starts picking up a box and moving it down to the large pick-up truck outside your building. You release a surprised “EEP” as your alpha picks up while you’re holding a small box, “I wanna help too,” she giggles as she carries you bridal style to the truck. You feigned annoyance as you smack her arm, secretly loving every minute of it. All of your items (and yourself) are quickly loaded into the large vehicle with your girlfriend behind the wheel.

-After all your stuff is unpacked in the new place, the best part of moving could finally begin; decorating. You spend the next few days shopping together, hitting thrift stores throughout the city, and you actually find some pretty great stuff! One may have been a brand new pair of fuzzy handcuffs that your lover INSISTS will be essential for a “happy home.” 

-You come home one day and immediately stop in your tracks as you find your partner in a tight tank top and parachute pants, her outfit covered in paint as she moves a roller against the wall. Your brain turns to mush as her prominent abs peek through the thin fabric. She can’t help but smirk once she catches you ogling her. She decides then that it’s time for a bit of fun. Without saying a word, she takes off her shirt, revealing the body you were always in awe of. “I’m feeling a little warm after all this painting, honey, do you mind getting me a glass of water”? She acts as if she didn’t just fry all the neurons in your brain. You quickly shake your head and dash to the kitchen as you feel your cheeks heat up. 

-The house renovations have been complete torture. Whether it’s putting down new hard floor or tightening some plumbing. Your alpha is always wearing very little clothing; claiming she runs warm. You can believe that, but the image of your sweaty, beyond-built partner wearing a tool belt was sending you into your own version of heat. You’ve gotten little work done because you have a literal goddess walking around with a power drill. You decide to work a few days at the office going forward…

-Every day feels like an endless sleepover. Catching each other up on your day, grocery shopping together, painting each other’s nails, etc., it truly feels like you are hanging out with your best friend….a best friend who also just so happens to be 6’4 and able to crush a dresser with her bare hands….but best friends not the less.

-Another benefit of living with an extremely self-sufficient werewolf is that she’s an incredible cook. One night you come home and immediately smell the aroma of your favourite meal floating in the air. Her lips gently meet your neck as soon as you enter the kitchen, and your breath stops for a moment. “I’ve been cooking all day and while I’m excited for you to eat, I’m starving, baby”. You don’t get a moment to think as she has you bent over the table in a split second. That night you end up being her appetizer as she helps you build up an appetite. 

-You insist on helping her whenever she puts on a tie. You love putting her together for the day but love even more that you’re the sole person who gets to see her without all the bells and frills. You may share a space with your alpha, but you’re her true home. 

-Showering together has become one of your favourite rituals. You help the other wash the day off as warm water makes you melt. It always starts off innocently enough but very quickly becomes less than innocent whenever she starts to scrub around certain intimate areas….

-You had never thought much of a “forever” home while growing up but now realize it’s not only possible with your alpha. But that you’ll have one as long you’re with her.

#wlw #monster fucker #werewolf #lesbian yearning #female werewolf #lesbian werewolf #hc #head cannons #head cannon #dating list #lycan #butch werewolf #love #dating #moving in #cute #soft #home #building a home #hope I'm not too rusty! #domestic life #pack

[sophswritingthings]

Hii :) can i request a fic of mizu x a really short reader? Like of her reaction(s) to it and like hcs if u want :D please n thank uu

pairing: mizu x fem!short!reader

warning(s): light swearing

a/n: as someone who is only 5'3, she would probably tower over me. also, your pfp, I love it <3

word count: 127 words / 711 characters

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heacannons

mizu loves your height. she loves it maybe a little too much.

you are her favorite person to tease, constantly calling you short, or leaning on you

gives her a lil joy in her constant misery

(someone please help her)

you make for the perfect cuddle buddy, so small you fit perfectly in her arms as she cuddles you into her chest

and she loves to just pick you up and carrying you random places. you're just so tiny she can't help herself!

also reaching things is something she loves

when you can't reach something, she wrap her arms around your waist, teasingly kissing your shoulder while mumbling teases before she actually gets it for you.

you act like you hate it, but you know you lover it <3 (and her)

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mizu knew she was quite tall for a woman, she knew that. but she had never seen someone so.. small.

she loved how small you were, though. you were easy to carry, and very nice to cuddle at night--like a small stuffed animal, of sorts.

standing next to each other, your height difference was absolutely noticeable. people pointed it out all the time.

not that either of you cared, mizu thought you were adorable, and you loved that. never was she soft, expect when she was teasing you about your height.

"mizzuuuu," you groaned, hanging her arms around her neck as you sat in her lap. "im going to stab you with your own sword."

her smile only widened when you threatened her. such a small girl threatening her?

"sure you will," she ran her hand through your hair. "you know you love it when I tease you." she whispered the words right against your ear, making your body twitch.

"I-i do not!" you hiss, "just because you're some giant doesn't give you special privileges."

"sure it does. means I can tease you about being so small," she kisses your neck softly.

she sigh, "you are lucky I love you."

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#mizu x you #mizu blue eye samurai #mizu x reader #mizu #blue eyed samurai #fic #fanfic #fanfiction #ask #asked and answered #head cannons #x reader #request #fic request

[ellies-cove]

hey shawty- can i get a uhhhhh mystqueerion x fem or gn yn? preferably smut but whatever ur comfortable w/(aged up obviously)

:3

Oh wow-

I don't know if they wanted head cannons sooo...

These are not my characters, if the owner wants me to take down the post I wouldn't mind. :) - Moon 🌕

TW: Smut, fingering, Exhibitionism, Worship kink, Blowjobs, Breeding kink + Lactating kink.

Mysterion with a Fem! S/O

SFW!

He's your big scary dog. You're just his fancy, tiny puppy. He's making sure you're safe at night, sending himself or another person from Freedom and Pals. Tries to get Call Girl (Wendy cough cough) to befriend you. And you two become besties. He has to know if you're gonna go anywhere that night just in case Cartman or anyone else tries to harm you. Loves patroling with you at night. Pretends to hate in when you give him kisses, and he's mumbling stuff like "Not out here while I'm on duty... I need to pay attention..."

NSFW!

He's a soft dom but sometimes he has to let it out and use you uses his deep voice against you. He'll sneak up behind you, groping you while he talks to you in your ear. Either he's a switch-leaning dom or just a dom in general. He's fingered you in an alley before. Made small remarks to Freedom pals that he has a pretty girl with the prettiest tits and a perfect hole. Watches you touch yourself as he face fucks you. Has gotten caught eating you in the Freedom Pals base. Loves your tits so much, he'll suck on them and give him a tit job and will let out the cutest grunts and groans...

Dialogue:

"God princess... Taste so good."

"Fuck! So tight... all mine.."

"You want my cum inside you princess? Hm? Say it."

"Fuckkkk.... Mhmn... G-God... Y-Your tits... So good...MHgm.... Ughhh..."

#MOON SPEAKS! #South Park #South park x reader #kenny mccormick #Kenny mccormick x reader #Smut #Kenny mcormick smut #Kenny x reader #Kenny smut #mysterion #mysterion x reader #mysterion smut #fanfic #head cannons

[nightqueen1221]

HELLLOO! I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT DAY :3 CAN I REQUEST FEM!READER X TERU (TBHK) WHO CALLS HIM HER HUSBAND? LIKE "My husband will help me!" "My husband is the best!" ETC. DON'T FORGET TO DRINK WATER, HAVE A GOOD DAY!!

-He is... So confused? Why are you addressing him in such a way? Regardless if you're dating or not.

-If you aren't dating, he'll tell you he's flattered but would prefer you stop calling him that. Sorry, but he thinks it will spread rumors of you two, and doesn't want either of your images to be ruined.

-If you continue calling him that after he stops you not to, he will start to have a problem with you, and might even publicly announce at a school board meeting that you two are not in a relationship.

-It doesn't work very well since people are gonna believe what they believe.

-He might let it slide if your friends, he still finds it odd, but can at least laugh at this one a bit more.

-He allows it mostly in a group of friends since they can at least know you're not together in that way.

-Dating, he doesn't mind or care. People would probably know you're dating already.

-Teru would most likely try and keep his relationship on the down low. He knows a lot of people have a crush on him, and he just doesn't want you to get hurt in the process.

-Kou might also join in by saying, "Your husband said..." He says it as a joke, but if you're not joking he finds it super weird.

-So, it truly depends on how comfortable he is with you

#toilet bound hanako kun #Tbhk #toilet bound x reader #Toilet bound x reader #Toilet bound hanako kun x reader #jibaku shounen hanako kun #Jshk #Jshk x reader #Tbhk x reader #teru minamoto #Teru #Tbhk teru #Teru minamoto x reader #Teru x reader #Tbhk teru x reader #Head cannons #Teru minamoto headcannons #x reader #anime #request #Female reader #female reader insert #fem reader #reader insert

[obsessive-evie]

can you give us head cannons about cc! love ur writing :)

First off thank youuuuu!! Everyone is so nice

NOW, without further ado

loves being little spoon and bear hugs

Isn’t flashy about her money but refuses to let you pay for anything in a very casual way. Like say you go to pay she’d simply take your card and use her own. She’s just like no !

Quiet when tipsy, clingy when drunk (overall very physically clingy)

Follow up to that, super clingy and touchy in private and a lil with friends, but in public she still has to hold your pinky or kick you under the table, hand on your knee or thigh, twisting your hair in the car etc.

OOH I feel like she’d love if you she curly or wavy hair and just bounce the curls a lot

Will steal every single one of your hoodies without remorse

Cannot cook even if she says she can

Appreciates just being in the same room as you

Likes it when you sit with her/ come with her to workout

Following that will attempt to make you workout with her at one point or another

Secretly wants you told do her makeup or pick out her outfits but will never ask

Will flop on top of you and not move when she’s tired/ after practice, even if she’s crushing you. Same goes for headaches and cramps

Acts like a 13 year old boy, will roast your shoes, juke you out, fake punch you, tackle you, pinch you and slap your ass, loves to rough house, attempt to drown you just a few times in the pool, etc.

and lastly, a fiend for boobies.

Lmk if you want an nsfw version or ones for the other girls :))

#totally not copying my pookie #wcbb #kate martin #caitlin clark #caitlin my wife #head cannons

[1dum-slasher-writer]

DAY 5, BILLY LENZ AGAIN (2006 ver.)

NSFW DUB, SCROLL IF DONT LIKE

•He is obviously very aggressive, and not just in the way he kills. Is very rough, like to the point your poor soul might bleed a bit. Sorry snookums/pookie. ☹️

•Kinda scared of women.

•Honestly he really loves to overstimulate you, basically 24/7. Literally keeps going for hours upon hours just to see you get to the point where you're sobbing and whining, even if it's just for 5 minutes. It's all worth it to him.

•Really likes grabbing your hair when in doggy especially, but also doesn't mind you (oh so gently) grabbing his hair either.

•The only kink he kinda has is overstimulation, like mentioned above, and thigh highs. Yes, thigh highs. Not on him, but he loves the way your thighs jiggle and how they feel on his face-..

•Honestly he has a kinda low sex drive. He used to get himself off a lot, but not really anymore, you're good enough to look at. 🙂

#billy lenz x reader #billy lenz x male reader #billy lenz smut #billy lenz #billy lenz 2006 #black christmas #black christmas 2006 #2006 black christmas #billy lenz x gn reader #slasher smut #smut fanfiction #smut #head cannons #headcannons #slashers gnr #slashers x male reader #slashers #slasher fucker

[buggyandthebartoclub]

Date Night Headcannons featuring Law, Penguin, Shachi, and Barto with NSFT included for the lovely Heart Pirate Homie Hoppers @guilty-sugar and @mandiemegatron <3 (plus Barto... you know... as a personal treat..)

NSFT Content warnings: No gendered language for reader of any kind used, Pengun's mention of/implied oral sex, Shachi's contains mentions of sex while mutually intoxicated (alcoholic ice cream), and implied unprotected sex/finishing inside, Barto's includes mentions of implied oral sex and biting A/N: This can be read as canon or modern au - some activities listed as possible date ideas are modern things but can easily be substituted for canon verse activities if you want Heed the warnings stated, this is an 18+ self ship blog, all posts subject to possible 18+ material - this post does contain NSFT content

Law

He does have the date planned out but he wont tell you that whatsoever, and when he asks you out it almost sounds like a threat but you can tell by the way Law is only looking at you from the side of his eye while scowling with a deep blush dusted across his cheeks that he's genuinely interested in a date night together, further confirmed by the smirk that spread across his face when you accepted

Is cleaned up and dressed nicely in all his usual clothes but new shirt in a darker black than he already owned and some additonal jewelry (a chain and two rings), and his usual boots that he spent the night before polishing while arguing with the boys about whether or not he should wear a flashier shirt to your date

He will open doors for you and pay for the bill but don't expect him to pull out any chairs for you or go giving you his jacket because you're cold. He would just stare at you deadpan and tell your ass no. Should've planned for the weather better

Takes you somewhere like a little hole in the wall bookstore or antique shop where y'all could look around and maybe snag a few things (books if at the bookstore, and coins for him and whatever catches your eye at the antique shop if you go there), pays for your things but only if they're reasonably priced and WILL shame you if you pick out anything too expensive or what he deems stupid. As long as it's not overpriced he'll still buy it for you even if it is stupid though

Spends most of the date listening to you talk and asking pointed questions to keep furthering the conversation without adding much until you get onto a topic he actually has a pointed interest or knowledge in, though he does actually love listening to you talk about your interests (as long as you aren't getting repetitive or into asinine details... he can show some irritation on his face creep out in those moments. You only get to repeat yourself one or two times before he bluntly calls you out on it unless you've been together awhile then he just sighs deeply and does a little circle in the air with his finger to signal you to sort it out and hurry it up)

Absolutely will tune out and ignore you for a whole hour on your date, absorbed in his book while y'all just coexist peacefully if you went to the bookstore, or will enthusiastically tell you all about the coins he found if you went to the antique shop. In the case of the coins, he tries to act childish and calm at first but his passion and neediness will overpower that as he rambles endlessly to you about his coins, completely steamrolling over any questions or comments you have until he's done talking

Fully expects a goodnight kiss and is pleased as a peach when he gets one. Sinking into your lips and letting his hands slide onto your hips, he's got you melting into his chest in moments

Is an absolute tease in bed, loves edging you and running his hands all over your body, sliding his nails lightly down your side to watch you squirm at the sensation, licking and nipping at your skin and blowing on the damp spots his makes, relishing in the noises he draws out of you

He'll do foreplay for hours, until he gets bored or his hands start to cramp whichever comes first

Then he gets absolutely sex drunk, unable to do anything other than shut his eyes and let his head fall against you, fingers digging into your hips as he loses himself to the sensation of your body around his, taking almost no time at all to finish, he uses a condom but h'll still pull out and pull it off at the end just so he can come all over you

He will do some aftercare and its adequate, dogshit at any sweet-talking after, the deed is done its time to clean up and get ready for bed, though he complains about snuggling, he does automatically go to snuggle with you when y'all curl up under the covers together, but he quickly stops talking and closes his eyes and tells you to shut up and go to sleep if you ask him if he wants to stop snuggling

Will just leave in the morning unless you tell him before hand you want to do breakfast, though he will make you some coffee and make sure to leave a note if you don't do breakfast. Otherwise he will absolutely make you a small and reasonable breakfast he makes you come to the table for and will even eat with you before he leaves

Penguin

Total sweetheart who has the whole date planned out in his head before he asks you out but completely changes to something different once you accept the date because he thinks everything he came up with was not good enough for you

Dresses to the nines, and he definitely makes sure to dress in an extra layer so he can offer you a jacket if you get cold (don't expect his hat though unless you've been together a long while, in which case, he usually has his old hat with the puffball on it stuffed in the jacket pocket for you just in case)

Complete and total gentleman, by far the most considerate of the Heart Pirates listed. That means doors are opened for you, chairs pulled out, he's not even going to let you think about paying. it has nothing to do with how he sees you and all because he wants you too see him as capable and dependable, someone who cherishes the relationship you have together and always will

He would definitely be brushing his hand against yours, distinctly looking anywhere BUT your hands, until you finally hold his hand and he'll look your way with the dopiest smile and bright flush to his cheeks, pulling you closer to him as your fingers tangle together

No matter how well he plans though he always forgets something, whether it's simply the music to the star lit picnic, or something big like tickets to the actual even y'all had planned to go to (thankfully usually just small things! The big ones are a rare occasion, and always beats himself up more than you could ever even think of hinting at towards him and he always makes it up to you even if you insist it was nothing to worry about!)

Cheek kisses are all he ever lets himself hope for in the beginning and absolutely falls over the first time you sneak a quick peck to the lips instead, and absolutely melts into your whole touch when you let him have more of you

His insecurities come to light when y'all are intimate, not that it dulls his enthusiasm or technique, but you can deftly tell he's always a little nervous, always a little worried in the back of his mind if you're really enjoying your time with him or if he's what you really want, because he surely doesn't deserve this here with you right now, but a few well placed kisses and sweet affirmations whispered in his ear and he's completely fine for the session, worried abandoned until next time

LOVES giving/pleasing you in any way, especially with his hands and/or mouth, he's fantastic at foreplay and oral. Enjoys receiving but is insecure about how he looks and sounds the whole time so he tends to avoid it and go straight into pleasuring you.

Does great aftercare and will snuggle you all night long, he doesn't care what part of his body goes numb from you sleeping on it, he just wants you there as close as possible.... until he eventually does have to adjust, but he will still be big spoon if you let him readjust so his arm wont go numb)

Absolutely brings you breakfast in bed from a cafe or bakery nearby and will have even gotten a few extra goodies he hides in the bag for you to have as a treat to yourself later after he has to leave for work

Shachi

Has plans but they’re not meticulously thought out, there’s wiggle room for change of plans if y’all decide to switch it up and go w the flow for the evening or leaves room for y’all to head home and duck out for a night at home if you find yourself overstimulated or not up for being out

His plans? Pizza and laser tag followed by a trip to the alcoholic ice cream store before heading home together

He tries to look nice but casual, by that he means he put on clean cargo pants and shoes and metal band tee with NO puns on it (despite what he really wanted, he took half of penguins advice when he was told quotes and puns on a shirt for a date was a no go), a jacket w a fur trim on the hood (think loke’s jacket from fairytail) 2 band bracelets, and a couple of rings, and he even got law to paint his nails black (if only bc law didn’t want black nail polish all over the fucking floor if they did it themselves), plus his hat and sunglasses 😎 of course.

He will give you his jacket if you get cold, but reluctantly and expect him to complain about being cold, he would much rather you just snuggle up in the jacket with him than hand it over

Is respectful by all means but definitely is not as overt in his gentlemanly ways as Penguin is, despite Penguin's best efforts to instill in him this is a DATE and he should act like it, Shachi can't help but treat you like he always does, the bestest friend ever that he's totally in love with and comfortable with (and super horny for, he finds that important to add, to himself silently in his head of course lol)

Pays for everything but isn't offended if you pay, in fact it really flatters him and makes him give you the "AWHHHH Babes!! You didn't have to do that!"

Does absolutely take laser tag way too seriously and goes for blood in the laser tag room. Thankfully yall did a few rounds w a group so it didn’t start directed at you. But it does quickly turn into an almost all out bully session after a few rounds when the groups disperse and you do a few rounds just y'all

He wasn’t mean by any means but he definitely had sooooo much fun at your expense he’s in tears clutching his stomach by the end and you’re trying to keep up your pout, trying not to crack in laughter at the ridiculous sight of him rolling along the floor like an idiot

He DOES apologize after though and holds your hand as your get boozy ice cream and is really sweet letting you get anything you want and giving you puppy dog eyes to let him pretty please try a bite of yours he’ll share his (he just wants the attention and to share bites of y'alls spoons together the SAP)

Literally can not stop complimenting you and especially after the boozy icecream he is one sweet word after another… along with sweet warm touches as he giggles and begs you to come back to his room with him, whimpering and whining the whole way back about all the things you do to him how it isn’t fair how riled up you get him

Seriously he can not shut up, you have to start making out with him when you get back to the room just to get him to stop and even then he’s moaning groaning whimpering and whining, he’s absolutely sooooo noisy and it’s even worse when he’s tipsy or drunk

Will be biting you all over and licking and kissing each spot tenderly after to make up for it but you’re gonna have some marks on your neck and inner thighs, your lips even a little red and tender

Dont worry he will ENTHUSIASTICALLY try to make up for his roughness and you’ll love every minute of it

Drunk Shachi will beg and plead the WHOLE time cum inside you, acts like he’s in literal bliss while he’s fucking you, talking about how perfect you feel, how you make his brain mush and we’ll you take his cock while begging and pleading to cum inside just this once please there’s no WAY he can finish anywhere else and be satisfied

He will viciously snuggle you after and throw an absolute FIT if you try and disentangle from the whiny little furnace he is so be prepared to quickly clean up w a shirt that’s tossed aside and pulling up just the sheet bc that man is already attaching himself like an octopus and he is OUT

WILL give you rubs and sweet kisses and take you out for breakfast in the morning if you wake up sweaty sore and grumpy tho and give you his softest clothes to wear out since it was your shirt you fuckin grabbed to clean up w the night before

Barto

Has plans and they are meticulously thought out long before he has the courage to ask you out

His admiration of Luffy evident even his dating life as he makes plans inspired by Luffys interests and adventures, looking to recreate excitement his idol has enjoyed for his next favorite person, you! He totally plans to take you out on a treasure hunt for the best food, fight, or fun such as the new arcade he found last week right before he finally asked you out

However, he is totally willing to scrap any and all plans if you're not up for something so thrilling or adrenaline pumping, and won't even be disappointed about it, he just wants to impress you (almost as much as he wants to impress Luffy)

He even takes a bath and cleans his clothes/piercings, brushes his teeth etc before your date on his own accord (after a possible hint that being clean might bolster any physical intimacy chances), what a good boy! Even puts on some brand new nipple rings for your viewing pleasure!

Absolutely will give you his jacket if you get cold, hell he'll tell you to keep it! It looks so much better on you anyway! Although that does leave him shirtless shivering in the cold but he absolutely will not complain about it if that happens

Brings you weed flowers and you love them because there's lots of pokey green thorns and they remind you of his mohawk and he blushes and stutters when you tell him so and thank him with a kiss to the cheek

Absolutely gets excited and starts babbling at lots of points during your date, often bringing up Luffy, but also surprisingly manages to bring it back around to y'all and tie in his babbling so at least the conversation is somewhat participateable, not that you mind, his hilariously sweet devotion to Luffy is one of the many things that endeared you to him in the first place

Frequently gives you extravagant over the top compliments throughout your date, even going as far as to say "Next time we see Mistah Luffy I'm totally taking you with me, show you off like a prized treasure I found! Ha! He'll be so impressed by my impeccable taste in partners, he'll be 'Woah Barto! Where'd you find this gem at?' He'll totally dig your vibe! You're like the coolest person in the world, outside of the Straw Hat crew, of course!"

Is extremely protective of you, even though he knows you can take care of yourself he definitely goes a little guard dog, barking and growling- I mean, cussing out anyone he thinks is looking at you wrong and definitely punches someone if he hears any insults about his beloved treasure

After the date is over and he's nervously taken you back to your room wherever it may be, letting nerves turn him into a blushing and stuttering mess, trying to find a way to ask for kiss (I mean, he was SUCH a good boy the whole date! AND he bathed! He can definitely ask for a goodnight kiss right? You had a lot of fun you even kept smiling and blushing at him he's SURE that means its okay to ask for a kiss...), but you take the breath out of his lungs when you stand on your tiptoes to give him a kiss and fry his brain completely

Don't worry though he recovers after a minute and he's all over you in the best of ways, he's all tongue and teeth and searing heat, kissing you with as much passion as he shows for beloved Straw Hats, and really showing you what that long tongue can do

He's completely lost in you, your hands in his hair and his teeth on your neck when you tell him what a good boy he is and there's no stopping him now and after the filthiest groan you've ever heard and a buck of his hips he'll tell you directly, you're not leaving that room anytime soon, and certainly not walking on your own two legs if he has anything to say about it

Comes all over you and will absolutely lick it all up after and then just grabs something to clean you up with off the floor and tosses it to you before grabbing something to clean himself off too before yanking the blankets up and pulling you onto his chest and passes out like a drop of a hat. He adores you but you have to explain to him in the morning if you want your aftercare to look any different (though he will enthusiastically do any changes you ask for)

Enthusiastically makes you the worst breakfast in bed ever, the man can absolutely not cook but he does take you out after to make up for his shit cooking skills (and the disaster int he kitchen don't look at it its fine)

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[arthaloturtle]

KSJS OMG HIII IM THE PERSON THAT REQUESTED THE CUDDLING WITH ABBY AFTER SHE HAS A NIGHTMARE AND OMG OMG I LOVE ITTT FKDNS UR SO GOOD. I'm here to request another one but this time head canons with Mike Schmidt again (😅) where the reader just pampers him!! Like anything and everything he's been through sm and he just needs someone to comfort him and like cook for him and/or help him out with Abby. FEEL FREE TO IGNORE IF U DONT FEEL LIKE IT HAVE AN AMAZING DAY AND REMEMBER TO TAKE BREAKSS!!

Hi babes!!! Thanks for another one!!! These are so fun to write!!! 💖💖

Comforting Mike Schmidt

Mike had the day off which meant he was going to sleep in, like he usually does on his off days. Abby was at school, which meant you were up already. You decide to make pancakes to surprise Mike before he woke up.

After making pancakes, you poured a cup of orange juice and grabbed the plate of pancakes and made your way to Mike's room. You carefully open the door to his room and set the plate down on his nightstand and set the orange juice down. Mike woke up with the smell of the pancakes and woke up slowly. "Morning baby." Mike whispered out. "Morning Mike." You responded back. "I made breakfast for you." You told him as you motion to the pancakes and orange juice. Mike smiled and sat up. "You didn't have to do that babe, I'm an adult." Shaking your head you smiled. "Oh shush Mike. Now eat, they might get cold." You grabbed the plate while Mike property sat up. You handed him the plate of pancakes and he started to eat.

After Mike finished eating his pancakes (and feeding you some of them even though you kept telling him to eat them himself), you both cuddled for a while, being in each other's arms. "Thanks for making breakfast." He mumbled. "Of course Mike." You told him as you played with his hair.

After awhile you suggested that you run him a bath. He reluctantly agreed and was now in the bath with some lavender scented bath bubbles. You helped him was his hair and body, now you were giving him a back massage. You had a small smile on your face. Once in awhile Mike would grunt or sigh in relief when you would massage a certain spot on his back. You then massaged his neck. When you were done with the massage he said he wanted to get out. You went to go fetch some towels and helped him dry himself.

You suggested to do his skin care and paint his nails. He reluctantly agreed and was currently sitting on the bed as you applied a mud face mask (idk if thats what they're called) on him. While the mask was drying you painted his nails, you let him choose what color(s) he wanted on his nails. After the mud mask dried you washed his face for him that way he didn't have to ruin his nails.

After that you made him some lunch to eat. You just put some pizza in the oven and waited for it to cook. You guys ate when it was done cooking. The rest of the day you guys were cuddled up on the couch. Mike ended up falling asleep.

Here you go pookie!! My bad I made a whole story 💀 I just realized that you said head cannons so my bad. 😭

- HaloTurtle

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