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Tobin: Change is inedible.

Leif: Don’t you mean 'inevitable'?

Tobin, spitting out coins: No, I do not.

#zoey's extraordinary playlist #zoeys extraordinary playlist #zep #tobin batra #leif donnelly #* #source: unknown

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Max, doing a crossword at his desk: Hey, I need a four letter word for annoyance.

Zoey: Leif.

Max: Oh. It fits.

#zoey's extraordinary playlist #zoeys extraordinary playlist #zep #max richman #zoey clarke #leif donnelly #* #source: unknown #i knew the source of this when i stuck it in my drafts and then promptly forgot </3 #so if anyone knows please let me know!!

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McKenzie: Squirrels don’t get married, Tobes.

Tobin: Like you could possibly know that.

#zoey's extraordinary playlist #zoeys extraordinary playlist #zep #mckenzie zep #tobin batra #* #source: himym

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Joan: You strike me as the sort of person that had a hard time in high school.

Leif: Thank you?

#zoey's extraordinary playlist #zoeys extraordinary playlist #zep #leif donnelly #joan bennett #* #source: schitt's creek

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Zoey: Here you go, Joan! A nice, hot cup of coffee!

Joan: Eugh, this is cold already!

Zoey: Nice cup of coffee.

Joan: It’s horrible!

Zoey: Cup of coffee?

Joan: I’m not even sure this is coffee.

Zoey: ...Cup.

#zoey's extraordinary playlist #zoeys extraordinary playlist #zep #joan bennett #zoey clarke #* #source: cabin pressure

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Tobin: When will Ted himself finally show up to the talk?

McKenzie: The final boss.

Leif: You guys do know that TEDTalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Tobin: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer.

#zoey's extraordinary playlist #zoeys extraordinary playlist #zep #tobin batra #mckenzie zep #leif donnelly #* #source: tumblr

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Tobin: In my defense, it tasted really good. What am I supposed to do? Not eat the thing that tastes really good?

Leif: It made your mouth bleed because it was destroying your taste buds! You are not valid!

#zoey's extraordinary playlist #zep #zoeys extraordinary playlist #leif donnelly #tobin batra #* #source: my real actual life i was tobin here #the context is pineapple and jalapeno pizza by the way and i stand by my choices

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Joan: Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Zoey: I did. I broke it.

Joan: No. No, you didn't. Tobin?

Tobin: Don't look at me, look at Leif.

Leif: What? I didn't break it.

Tobin: That's weird, how'd you even know it was broken?

Leif: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Tobin: Suspicious.

Leif: No, it's not.

Glenn: If it matters, probably not, but... McKenzie was the last one to use it.

McKenzie: Liar! I don't even drink that crap.

Glenn: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee bar earlier?

McKenzie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Glenn!

Zoey: Okay, okay, let's not fight; I broke it, let me pay for it, Joan.

Joan: No. Who broke it?

Leif: Joan... Yasmeen has been really quiet.

Yasmeen: Oh, really?

Leif: Yes, really!

The group: (devolves into chaos)

Joan, to the side: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. (looks back at the group) Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#zoey's extraordinary playlist #zoeys extraordinary playlist #zep #* #joan bennett #zoey clarke #leif donnelly #tobin batra #mckenzie zep #glenn zep #yasmeen zep #ignore the fact that joan & mckenzie/yasmeen dont coexist this is for my funny purposes only #long post #source: parks and rec

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Leif: I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.

Tobin: I promise...

Tobin: ...d other people that I'd be on my worst behavior. And I gave them my word, so...

#zoey's extraordinary playlist #zoeys extraordinary playlist #zep #leif donnelly #tobin batra #* #source: the office

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idk if it’s relevant but about that one quote with the high pitched note to try to get someone to go to the ear doctor, that is from the office :)

thank you for letting me know!!

#ask #Anonymous

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#* #source: parks and rec

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Mo: We need to go through this locked door. Max, give me your credit card.

Max: *handing it over* Here.

Mo: *places it in his pocket* Thanks. Simon, break down the door.

#zoey's extraordinary playlist #zoeys extraordinary playlist #zep #mo zep #max richman #simon haynes #* #source: unknown #i just want to see more of this friendship trio (which ik we will im just kdjgdfg love them)

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Tobin: Guys I got a pet snake! What should I name him?

Leif: I'm sorry, you got a wha-

McKenzie: William Snakespeare.

#zoey's extraordinary playlist #zoeys extraordinary playlist #zep #tobin batra #leif donnelly #mckenzie zep #* #source: unknown

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Tobin: You can tell a lot by a woman’s hands.

McKenzie: What?

Tobin: For instance, she has hooves. That’s a horse.

#zoey’s extraordinary playlist #zoeys extraordinary playlist #zep #tobin batra #mckenzie zep #* #source: tumblr

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Zoey: I swear to God, the next one of you guys to say "weird flex but okay" is going to lose their kneecaps.

Tobin: ...

Tobin: Preposterous boast, but alas...

#zoey’s extraordinary playlist #zep #zoeys extraordinary playlist #zoey clarke #tobin batra #* #source: twitter

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Zoey: Who accidentally drops their phone in soup?!

Tobin: Oh, it wasn’t an accident.

Zoey:

Tobin: I wanted to see if it could float.

#zoey's extraordinary playlist #zoeys extraordinary playlist #zep #tobin batra #zoey clarke #* #source: unknown

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Zoey: What are you, five?

Leif: Yup. Five heads taller than you.

#zoey's extraordinary playlist #zep #zoeys extraordinary playlist #leif donnelly #zoey clarke #* #source: unknown