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nah imagine at the end of the day the faculty are arguing with each other over who did a better job at shipping jade and ptm!yuu

“I paired jade and yuu together for a project. You should’ve seen them blushing when they’re hands touched grabbing the same book!”

“Only hands? Please I had jade and yuu dance together! There were sparks flying across the dance floor!”

“Both of you are wrong! The two of them were in my shop together looking like a married couple!”

All of sudden the door slams open to a very displeased crewel at the fact his own coworkers are shipping his lovely adopted child with a shady eel. Then again he did put jade and yuu in a group together in his own class so perhaps he approves of them together.

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Crewel is so upset about it, that's his child! He has the court adoption paperwork to prove it! And he does not approve of this pairing!!!

Leech just rubs him the wrong way, both of them. Plus, he has a teir list of students he thinks would be best for you:

Right now, the only person that is still on the top of his list and around is Riddle. Why do you think that he made sure to pair you two up?

But now the other teachers are getting in the way and pairing you up with Jade? Why??? He's at the bottom of his list!

He's quite upset, perhaps it's time he gets some of his own faculty involved, perhaps Crowley and Vargas would be easily swayed? If it's up to him, he will ensure that you will end up with Riddle where you can easily visit him within the same neighborhood and always come back to him if needed.

(In the distance, you and Riddle both feel a wave of disgust shower you body in a shiver. You don't know why.)

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I just want to cuddle...

My body can't handle others

My stomach is too sensitive to even have a hand ghosting over it, much less allow for someone's arm to be draped across it

I choke when someone's arm is under my clavicle, above my breast

My boobs, tender and aching half the time, are better by a bit, but sometimes an arm at the wrong angle pierces bluntly

Not low enough and I'll need to piss

Too low and they might get uncomfortable

Perhaps the simple and true answer is that my body hates me

Perhaps it's my fault

Perhaps I am not to be cuddled, though I so yearn and beg

Perhaps I'm not to be clung to, though I so cling to others, loving and pleading for the same

Perhaps my organs do not belong in me because they deny me physical affection; my favorite

Perhaps I should sit in the corner and joke and smile and tell, though I'd much rather show for showing transcends words, so long as it's unnderstood

Perhaps it's another sign that this body, while useful and a nice avatar, isn't mine and that I don't belong in it

#freeform poetry #freeform poem #angsty thoughts #i need a nap #school is beating me up and my anxiety and depression are spiking lol #cuddling #may have almost started crying writing this haha #i should also go eat smth

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Tarp? Sure, I'll take it

This has trap written all over it, but hey, yk, I'm dyslexic

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This has trap written all over it, but hey, yk, I'm dyslexic

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ingame voicelines

what would they say about you? would they murmur sweet compliments or chuckle at your silly mistakes? in which yuu asks these strange students of night raven college about you: and is surprised to find out that they have lovers?

characters: riddle rosehearts, leona kingscholar, azul ashengrotto, rook hunt, gn!reader warnings: reader is not yuu! a/n: feedback is appreciated!

"have you seen y/n around? they promised me that they would have tea with me around this time...oh? they had to stay back to help professor crewel? *chuckle* i always knew my king of hearts was very studious but still..."

"no! yuu, don't sit there! rule 29 of the queen of hearts, only the king of hearts can sit on the right side of the queen! phew, you almost broke a rule. i didn't want to have your head, not during the unbirthday party."

"oh, hello yuu! 'why am i smiling?' you asked? well, *blushes* my king just came to wish me good luck for my riding competition before pinning their good-luck brooch onto my outfit. i'm so blessed to have them..."

"grrr, hey. herbivore. if you see y/n around, tell them to come to their king. i can't sleep without them.....why are you laughing?"

"hm? you asked why did i ask ruggie to get me two sandwiches instead of one? y/n's joining me today to play a round of chess. they've been insisting on spending quality time as a couple, tch. they're so sweet........you heard me? no, you didn't."

"*sigh* the one time i actually want to go to class and i'm being hounded by a curious herbivore...what do you want, yuu? *listens* hmm? i'm gonna go to class because y/n's in it. now, move. they're waiting for me and i have no intentions of keeping them waiting."

"who is y/n? oh, they were someone who i made a deal with in the past. why do you look so worried, yuu? do not fear, i hold y/n too close in my heart to hurt them."

"terribly sorry but i cannot permit you to sit there...why? my beloved adores sitting there, staring into mostro's aquarium while doing their homework is one of their favorites...i cannot allow anyone else to take away their happiness."

"when did i meet y/n? let's see...it was during our childhood. we grew up together; y/n always defended me from my bullies like my knight in shining armor. i still cannot believe that they stayed with me through everything even going as far to joining me at the surface and enrolling in night raven college together. *lovesick smile* oh, what did i do to deserve them?"

"yuu! what a glorious day it is today- hmm? what does 'amour de ma vie' mean? *snickers* your pronunciation is so cute, but needs some work, mon ami! amour de ma vie means love of my life..."

"what do i love about them? why, i could go on for centuries! their smile is like the sun; it gives me life and reasons to live. i could never go a day without seeing their beautiful face caressed by the morning dawn nor could i go a day without seeing their peaceful expression as they slumber into the evening night. *sees yuu's taken-aback expression and laughs* apologies, yuu. i could never shut up when it comes to mon amour."

"excuse me, yuu! please step aside for a moment. *prepares his bow and arrow to fire* don't fear! i'm simply sending an arrow of love to mon amour...*fires before smiling at a shocked yuu* don't worry, the arrow is enchanted to not hurt them, it's a spell of protection from their beloved hunter...*smiles dreamily* i wonder how they shall reply! *arrow fires back, nearly hitting yuu but rests in a grinning rook's hand. he reads it before dashing away but not before shouting over his shoulder* goodbye, mon ami! mon cheri awaits me!"

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CHUBBY AZUL CHUBBY AZUL CHUBBY AZUL

THANK YOU THANK YOU

He deserves to be happy. He deserves to enjoy his food sksbejekehehekej

I drew chubby azul likeeeee a years ago I DONT KNOW WHEN ACTUALLY probably like a year

Looking at it it looks so bad I'm sorry guys i can do better

I think I drew this when everyone else was doing it like @/aaaaamouyadaaaaa did it

#azul ashengrotto #twisted wonderland #twst #chubby azul #chubby azul ashengrotto #id do anything to see him so much as smile jwkshslshdis

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I just had a bad day and I saw a Jade and Floyd fanart of them KISSING

#ew ew ew ew #im so sorry for you #hate incest #hate twincest #gross gross gross

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Octotrio and yuu 🩷

Omgggg I love octanvinelle so much! Sorry for being inactive for a little while~~

Warnings: Slight innuendos

Azul 💙🩵💜 :

Azul loves you. He really does. From your beautiful eyes to your sweet smile. He loves everything about you. He especially loves your voice. He hangs off of every word you say, listening to the tone of your voice and the way you pronounce things. He thinks to himself: "Ah my yuu...what a lovely voice you have. I wish I could listen to it forever....I wish I could make it mine forever..." Azul just wants to make you happy. He wants you to feel safe and secure around him. He wants you to want to stay with him and he'll achieve that tthrough spoiling you with gifts and treats from the Mostro Lounge. He may not be ready to say that he loves you, but he is more than willing to show it. Please love this man back.

Jade 💚💜🩵:

"Oya, what a sweet thing I have here...I am so lucky to have you, my dear~" Jade will coo all sorts of loving phrases towards you. You are his sweet Yuu after all. He loves watching you and listening to you talk about all the things that makes you happy. Jade is fully confident in himself and has no problem telling you just how much he loves you. "Oh my darling Yuu, you are my most treasured pearl", he'll say while holding you close. "So special that I just can't let you go!" Jade loves you so much and he intends to keep you forever.

Floyd 🩵💜💚:

"MY CUTE SHRIMPY!!!" Unlike Azul and Jade, Floyd is a wild card. Floyd is unpredictable with both words and actions. He may want to cuddle and then suddenly he wants to dance with you. It only matters that he wants to do everything with you, right? "Hehehehehe Shrimpy~ come cuddle with meeee", he will say while pulling you to his room. "I promise I don't bite...hehehe I just wanna squeeze ya real good!" Please just listen to the man. He fell for you and fell hard, now there is no escape. Floyd obviously things you're adorable. He thinks you're so small compared to him and squeezable. "Ehehehe I promise i won't be too rough~"

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Since I've seen a number of people shocked about the Palestinian kids kept in Israeli prisons, here's more. I suggest you read about it more and spread the truth.

Ahmad manasra was arrested in 2015, after he was run over by Israeli soldiers and his cousin who was walking with him killed. He has been kept in solitary confinement since November 2021. He started showing signs of mental disorders as well as schizophrenia due to the torture he endured by the IOF. Read about our children who are getting tortured and abused in Israeli military prisons. They are not criminals, freedom to all of them.

Soldiers versus children, yet the world sides with soldiers! This is pre-OCT 7th! A western backed, democratically elected government with one - if not THE strongest army in the world! I am a mother my heart skips beats when I look at their faces. These could be my children or your children. These are our children! Enough! This occupation must end now! This madness must end now!

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#would you rather

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Things I would need to ask the fish mafia trio:

"Do you eat your dead skin?"

"If you didn't have skin, would you rather have hairy muscles or hairy bones?"

"PLEASE TELL ME YOU DON'T LIKE CHEESE"

#twisted wonderland #twst #jade leech #floyd leech #twst shitpost #azul ashengrotto #twst floyd #twst jade #twst azul

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"Staring directly into the sun is yoga and, for some reason, there are bears here"

~The Click

Timestamp is 41:58

#funniest shit #love the click sm he's very funny imo #the click #funny quotes #confidently incorrect #youtube video #youtube #me when the sun's an eye and must stare directly into for health

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I'm very tire--

Oh--...

And hungry

#ytbs quotes #tired #my friend pointed out how funny this was :)))

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One the last one: he's just gay and wants to make out w/ at least one of his crushes

I found something new to obsess over

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Baking so good she muffin on my cookie

#sorry not sorry #i think im funny #i was laughing abt this in class #and it was quiet #im gonna look back on this and hate it later buttttttt it's silly goofy rn #trey (twst) could totally use this and it'd probably work for him lmao