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mori: subordinate 1 where have you been? do you know what is waiting you for disrespecting my orders? *dark aura*

subordinate 1: ahem... i was *nervous look* helping the doctor on the 5 floor

mori: oh okay nevermind i promote you *flowers and stars around*

subordinate 1: i wanna kms right now

My favourite tidbit about the Port Mafia has to be in Stormbringer when we're meeting the Flags.

Doc's introduction comes with the information that doctors are highly sought after and highly respected in the Port Mafia. Because Mori himself is a doctor.

I just love that.

I love the idea of Mori being like yeah I can excuse murder but I draw the line at disrespecting health care workers.

Imagine being a doctor in the Port Mafia and showing up late to a meeting, terrified out of your mind because you were attending to a patient.

And your Boss just chuckles like yeah I've been there.

You just know doctors in the Port Mafia are the getting the pay they deserve.

#bsd mori #mori bsd #ougai mori #mori ougai #bsd #bungou stray dogs #port mafia

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dazai: mori

mori: what is wrong, dazai-kun?

d: i want to kiss a boy

m:...

m: congratulations? why don't you just ask chuuya if he wants to kiss you too?

d: WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S A SLUG he's so tiny and loyal like a dog and pretty and strong WHY WOULD I WANT TO KISS HIM?

m: do you really wanna hear my reasoning?

d:..no

m: i can tell you about sex again, if that's why you came here

d: FUCKING GOD NO *slaps the door*

m: 3... 2... 1...

d: *returns* but what if i theoretically want to sleep with a boy and not a girl...

#if u think about it mori probably was the only person who could've give dazai sexual education #that's funny #and there's nothing weird about it #i know everything can provoke moti haters to interpret him wrong #anyway #father-son duo #fucked up father-son duo #mori ougai #ougai mori #mori bsd #bsd mori #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #bsd dazai #dazai bsd #bsd #bungou stray dogs #skk #soukoku #port mafia #bsd 15 dazai #so many tags

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This is so them coded

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And if I said skk...

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Chuuya: Sometimes I feel something crawl over me at night.

Mori: The burden of responsibility at a young age?

Akutagawa: The guilt that comes with your choices?

Ryouku: Past trauma?

Dazai: That was me! I sneaked into your room. Your bed are the most comfortable!

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but i stil want to see him more. i overall want to see older characters more, but okay

dazai: chuuya, don`t you feel something weird?

chuuya: HUUUUh? you think this is the right question after kissing me? if you don`t like me you should say so!

dazai: no, like, someone watching us, chibi

chuuya: you`re just being paranoid

natsume in his cat form, watching the extention of his little science fukuzawa-mori partnership project: yeah, dazai, don`t think about it

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dazai: chuuya, don`t you feel something weird?

chuuya: HUUUUh? you think this is the right question after kissing me? if you don`t like me you should say so!

dazai: no, like, someone's watching us, chibi

chuuya: you`re just being paranoid

natsume in his cat form, watching the extention of his little science fukuzawa-mori partnership project: yeah, dazai, don`t think about it

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #port mafia #skk #soukoku #bsd dazai #bsd natsume #natsume soseki #you think mori is a creep but then there`s natsume #man just appears at the strangest places to stalk characters #i don`t trust him #but he`s really just shipper in this #nothing`s strange okay

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I know everyone loves "what if everyone already knows about the relationship except for the people In that relationship" when it comes to soukoku, but what about

everyone knows about the relationship but they are wrong about the type of relationship. like everyone thinks that Chuuya and Dazai are dating but they are actually married

or. everyone thinks that they are married but they are actually DIVORCED and this is Dazai trying to win back Chuuya

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These little shits but with pintrest poses

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Day 5: Dazai from I called your name till the fever broke

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i just love this. like. look at this.

idk why, but "stop spoiling him, chuuya" makes me giggle and i imagine how chuuya does so many little things for mori and elise and kouyou always responds with "stop spoiling him". mori asks chuuya to give him a pen? stop spoiling him. chuuya goes shopping with elise? stop spoiling him. he gets her an ice-cream? stop spoiling him

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #mori ougai #bsd chuuya #ougai mori #port mafia #ozaki kouyou #kouyou bsd #mori bsd #bsd elise #elise bsd

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i'm ashamed of my mori obsession but i will not say sorry.

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"elise's friendship with Q..." NO LISTEN

dazai leaves the mafia and its hard time for everyone, and elise (cause mori also hurt by this event, you can't look at him and say he doesn't regret this. he would've done it again, though) is being extremely annoying. so annoying that koyo offers golden demon to hold her from interrupting mori. well, they leave them outside while discussing the port's future and at the end expecting to find golden demon physically holding elise in place but instead, surprisingly, two abilities are siting beside water cooler and making dolls with paper cups.

#abilities bonding time!!! #bsd elise #elise bsd #ougai mori #mori ougai #bsd kouyou #ozaki kouyou #mori bsd #kouyou bsd #port mafia #bsd #bungou stray dogs #abilities

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since i'm not sleeping

kouyou is the only high ranking mafia member with decent sleeping schedule. "oh, you need me to torture someone? wait until 8 pm, good night"

chuuya and mori so often sleep in the mafia headquarters that they keep toothbrushes in mori's cabinet and never speak about it, just wake up on chair/under the table and go to the closest bathroom to brush the teeth. apparently, mori's status as a doctor makes it less uncomfortable to have two used toothbrushes on the shelf, so that's why chuuya doesn't keep one on his table.

akutagawa just doesn't sleep until he passes out.

#port mafia #bsd #bungou stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #mori ougai #bsd chuuya #ougai mori #mori bsd #ozaki kouyou #bsd kouyou #akutagawa ryuunosuke #akutagawa bsd

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3 am

*phone call*

mori, waked up by his ringing phone: hello, chuuya-kun, have you looked at the time?

chuuya: dazai ate a bar of soap and washed it down with an antiseptic

dazai at the back: chuuya put down the phone! don't call him!!!!

mori: ...

chuuya: ... ...

mori: again?

chuuya: should i brought him to you or.?

mori: i'm calling hirotsu and coming to you, wait

#bsd chuuya #bsd #dazai osamu #soukoku #mori ougai #bungou stray dogs #skk #ougai mori #chuuya nakahara #chuuya called mori more times than any other people together #that's just their evening routine

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Chuuya would never but I can dream that he's comfortable enough to react like this infront of Mori -v-

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It's canon that the reason dazai survived many of his attempt was because Mori was keeping him alive which sounds like a full-time job