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nobody understands patricia more than i do sorry to all the haters

#might fight u for it but u do deserve it

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"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦

#senkhara

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Hi, I haven't been here in a long time... is the characters poll finished? :) I remember voting, but I'm not sure who the winner was

there’s two more left!! I have a bunch of deadlines atm so not much time to work on gifs but I’ll definitely get it done soon!!

#also do u guys want both sets at once so the winner is slightly more of a surprise or can I just do one first and the other a bit later? #txt #ask #anon

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The plot of Season 1 from the adults’ POV is just Victor going through a messy breakup with Rufus that destroyed the friend group (the Secret Society), but his ex keeps showing up to the house and harassing his kids. Season 1 is literally just a big, messy 95-year long domestic finally coming to a head

#YES EXACTLY #it’s been in my head that victor and rufus are exes so long that I forget it isn’t actually canon

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VOTE FOR THE TOP 10 HOA EPISODES

okay! here is the link to vote for your top 10 favourite episodes of house of anubis! please think super carefully about what your personal favourite episodes are and avoid spam voting where possible as it skews the results and defeats the whole point! please share this as the last poll I did had people complaining they didn't get the chance to vote!

#might turn voting off soon so get in there while you still have a chance!!!

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hi this is not hoa related but I have a bunch of american followers on here so are those pillsbury halloween cookies good? I’ve been thinking about them for forever bc they look amazing but I can’t get any to try so I wanna know if they’re like worth me thinking about them this much or not bc I’m obsessed

#txt

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Eddie: To be honest, I’m not sure what’s going on with Patricia. Like earlier, I made a joke and she just flipped out.

KT: What was the joke?

Eddie: Nothing. It was just like about how I was gonna murder her.

KT: Murder her?

Eddie: Yeah, like, for insurance.

KT: Guys who look like you should not make jokes about murdering their girlfriends.

Eddie: I don’t have a murderer face, I don’t! No one’s ever said that to me before.

KT: Because they don’t wanna get murdered.

#hehe #source: superstore #house of anubis #txt #incorrect quotes #hoa

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can you please explain how eddie *technically* killed four people in the show— i’m making a house of anubis presentation for my friends and i think it’s hilarious that this 17 year old is technically a murderer but i don’t have the time to comb through episodes to find out the details…. if you don’t mind👀

OKAY!! so there are arguments constantly about who eddie technically killed because if you’re being picky about it, people dying as a consequence of his actions isn’t ‘murder’ but that’s not funny so I ignore it. all 4 have something to do with him being the osirian in his defence, although it should be noted that despite being the chosen one, nina’s known kill count remains at 0.

1st is senkhara: sure she was a ghost already but he picked up her crown at the end of s2 and sent her directly to hell so that has to count for something

victim no.2: same episode! that’s talent! rufus puts on the mask and also gets sent directly to hell via the same portal in the floor thing. technically this is because he’s impure of heart, however!! he is only able to put on the mask because eddie blasted the person that was wearing it before him to hell. therefore, eddie killed rufus idc

number 3: denby. she got consumed by ammut at the end of s3. ammut was only able to do this because eddie assembled the staff and put it in the holder. he released ammut, ammut killed denby, denby would be alive if he had not done that

fourth and hopefully final victim: sophia in touchstone of ra. sacrificing yourself to ra means that the person who got the ritual wrong before would be turned to stone and that was sophia. so by sacrificing the magical spirit inside him, eddie stopped sophia from being alive.

#YES FOUND IT FINALLY

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my favourite hoa fandom running joke is eddie is a murderer it’s literally the best thing we’ve ever come up with

#hehe #brought on by that thing on twitter #house of anubis #txt

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KT: The point is, I didn’t jump to conclusions! Eddie has a two-by-four in his room with a nail in it, I didn’t assume he was building a human cage!

Eddie: I’m building a treehouse.

Fabian: You’re doing what- you’re building a treehouse?!

Fabian: Well, why am I not involved? Why is Patricia not involved? We want to be involved!

Patricia: Oh, I’m involved. So’s Alfie :)

#source: new girl #the tree house in question is a couple of planks of wood with nails in they sit near when they smoke weed in the woods #house of anubis #incorrect quotes #txt

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I wanna write a fic about Victor going off on that private investigator from season two

#yes omg I just saw this after saying no one talks about him!!!! #him and victor would have serious beige trench coat beef

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So you know that thing in media where for a health class the students are paired up to take care of a fake baby

Imagine that with the Anubis kids, but more importantly the sibuna gang

Imagine them having to each take care of a fake baby but also have to deal with a literal curse

#patricia has to juggle baby alfie and the fake baby at the same time it’s a real nightmare #she keeps getting them confused and leaves alfie in super bizarre places #one time she’s really tired and hands eddie the wrong one #and he’s like where the fuck did u get this baby?????? #and she can’t communicate at all so she’s just like •_•

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Jerome’s parents are named “John” and “Joan” which when said really fast together sounds like “Jerome”. Also they’re all J names. And Poppy is just named Poppy. I don’t know is this anything 🤣

#it’s actually jpoppy (the j is silent) #they just said fuck it for the pi joke #also no one ever talks about that pi guy what was up with him

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were we supposed to believe amber could for real do 10 back handsprings in a row?

#next season she hurts her ankle playing hopscotch lolll

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VOTE FOR THE TOP 10 HOA EPISODES

okay! here is the link to vote for your top 10 favourite episodes of house of anubis! please think super carefully about what your personal favourite episodes are and avoid spam voting where possible as it skews the results and defeats the whole point! please share this as the last poll I did had people complaining they didn't get the chance to vote!

#keep voting!!!!

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Eddie: Flirting is easy, watch.

Eddie: Patricia, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Eddie: Now you try.

Alfie: KT, did it hurt when you fell off the stage during graduation?

Eddie: No-

KT: You guys promised you wouldn’t bring that up anymore!

#this is so good omg #can this be canon she so would

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it’s so fun that rufus picked his fake name looking at the dvd cover of bridget jones’s diary (2001)

#he saw renee zellweger’s name and was like yes! that! and proceeded to change like three letters #house of anubis #s1 watch #txt