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beanonthebed · 15 hours
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WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?
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beanonthebed · 15 hours
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beanonthebed · 2 days
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i am a tragedy enjoyer before i am human
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beanonthebed · 4 days
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Character interactions that didn't happen in tfa that i think would be amusing:
Jazz and Wreck-Gar. I think Jazz would look at the funny Al Yankovic garbage truck man play his silly tunes and he'd go "damn bro you have some goofy tunes I like that".
I've said it before but Bulkhead and Blitzwing having an art related interaction, either friendly or talking trash about each other.
Porter C. Powwel and Swindle. They're both so greasy separately that putting them in the same room would probably manifest actual grease dripping down the walls.
Jazz and Soundwave, this one speaks for itself.
Honestly just more of the jettwins, they would definitely get along with Sari and Bumblebee.
Sentinel interacting with any of the bots created from allspark shards, he would have a fucking stroke.
In the same vein Sentinel having to deal with the goofy human villains, he would have an even bigger stroke.
Soundwave and Shockwave. Would they get along? Would they try to kill each other? Or would they just quietly seethe but not actually fight because that would inconvenience Megatron.
Also Soundwave and Blitzwing, they could do a little dancey dance together
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beanonthebed · 10 days
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beanonthebed · 10 days
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These spot the difference games sure are getting harder
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beanonthebed · 11 days
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Locked in and made the Eddie Dear messenger bag..
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beanonthebed · 11 days
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Scream this is iconic….
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beanonthebed · 12 days
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Harris Milstead a.k.a. Divine photographed by David Meyer
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beanonthebed · 13 days
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beanonthebed · 13 days
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Sooo, that update, huh?
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beanonthebed · 13 days
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something about apples being a symbol of knowledge and immortality. something about Wally loving apples. something about him knowing, perhaps even being, more than he says. something about the ancient greek apple of discord that inadvertently causes the trojan war. something about the nordic goddess of youth keeping apples that the other gods eat to remain eternally youthful. do you feel me? something about peas being kept in pods, never alone, always crammed into a small dark space with their siblings. only separated if some outside force acts with violence to rip them apart. the image of a lone pea, stripped of its family, its safety. something about it being laid bare, naked on a plate, to be consumed. something about Eddie, violently ripped from his beloved neighbors, psyche stripped under the eyes of Home. are you fucking feeling me???
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beanonthebed · 15 days
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POV: You are a gigachad that gets all the hot DILFs.
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beanonthebed · 17 days
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Some sillies from the past few months!
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beanonthebed · 18 days
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beanonthebed · 20 days
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