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Sirius: hey Reggie Regulus: do you want money or ……… Sirius: is it so strange if I just wanted to say hi to my adorable little brother Regulus: Yes, it is strange and don’t call me adorable again or ima make sure you will never, and I mean NEVER have any Sirius juniors Sirius: Regulus: Sirius: you could have just told me no y’know Regulus: would you have listened to me? Sirius: fair point Regulus: so can you leave now? Sirius: I need protection Regulus: Sirius: Regulus: WhAt ThE fUcK!! Sirius: sorry lemme rephrase that……I need protection from remus Regulus: what did you do now Sirius: what makes you think that I did something Regulus: you seem to forget that you’re talking to the person who has lived with you for 17 years Sirius: so…… I kinda ate Remus’s chocolate. Regulus: and you came to me! Get the fuck away from me! Sirius: really Reggie, really Remus: *bursts in* WHERE IS HE! Regulus: he’s here, please don’t kill me . I’m just an innocent bystander Sirius: what a great brother

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Sirius: REM? Remus: yea….? Sirius: who’s the prettiest person in this room Remus: me? Sirius: wrong answer Remus: Lily Sirius: Remus: Lily: Remus: CANT you guys take a joke Peter: I knew you were joking it’s obviously benjy James: nuh-uh Peter: then who is it mr u can’t comb my hair even if my life depended on it James: Reggie of course Sirius: Lily: Remus: Peter: Benjy: Regulus: Sirius: YOU LITTLE BROTHERFU- Remus: *stares at the camera like he’s on a game show* And at that moment, James knew he had fucked up

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Just a lil heads up Sirius

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Remus: Sirius Orion Black, will you do me the honour of marrying me Sirius: yes, yes YES! Remus: thank god that’s done with, I found it so hard to find a good ring Sirius: *in his Taylor swift era* I like shiny thingsss but I’ll marry you with paper ringssss- Remus: so………you don’t want the ring with the huge diamond on it…? Sirius: I never said that heheh………GIMME! Remus: *gives him the ring* Sirius: *goes full on Gollum mode on the ring* my precioussssss James: *walking past* I wish Reggie would speak like that to me

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Fred and George: rules are made to be broken Hermione: that’s stupid nothing is made to be broken Harry: piñatas Ron: glow sticks Draco: eggs Pansy: Harry and Ginny’s relationship Fred: George: Hermione: Ron: Draco: *smirks but looks hopeful* Harry: Excoose meh? Pansy: Puh-lease the sexual tension between you and Draco is way too hard to ignore Ginny: *death stares them*

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pride month at hogwarts

Most Normal students: Ooh it’s pride month I think I should wear a badge or something Sirius Black: *walks in only wearing a pride flag and with rainbow fireworks going off when he enters* IM GAY BITCHES!!

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The thought of Harry being a Jegulus and pandalily child warms my heart

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James: Reg? Regulus: *sniffles* yeah? James: are you ok? Regulus: *sniffling* yeah James: No, you aren’t Regulus: Yes I am! James: why aren’t you smiling then Regulus: I am smiling, look

James: mhmmmm

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Remus: So………is Sirius black your full name? Sirius: nope Remus: so you have a middle name ? What is it? Sirius: Lee Remus: seriously black Sirius: Yup, that’s my name Remus: *rethinking his life choices* Why the actual fuck am I friends with you? Sirius: Because you love me? Remus: Wait?! How do you know that? Did James tell you? Sirius: I was joking Remus: Sirius: Remus: Well, fuck

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I love how Reggie probably went from Regulus *im gonna kill you Potter* Black

To

Regulus *im gonna kill for you * Potter

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Albus: stupid Malfoy with his stupid smile and his stupid face and his stupid funny jokes and his stupi- Harry: *groans loudly* Can. You. Please. Shut. Up. Ron: says you mate Harry: but-but I wasn’t that bad Ron: mhm sure you weren’t you just talked about him every single waking second, not that bad Harry: shut up Ron Ron:okie dokie Harry: I said SHUT UP Ron: Harry: but u wasn’t as bad as him, right Ron: Mate, you were 10 times worse

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I swear every National dog day (like today :D) Sirius would go round to James’s house and Remus and Peter would be there too with banners and gifts ready and Sirius would act all surprised. Then Sirius would turn into a dog and get everyone to do his evil bidding

:D

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McGonagall: I am going to show you a box, and pretend that something that you’ve lost for many years is in here Sirius: M-my love for my parents is that- is that you? Peter: Professor! How did you find my innocence and non corrupted mind! I havent seen it since I became friends with this lot Regulus: Oh. My. God. It’s my will to live!!!!!!! Remus: wow. My self respect. I thought I lost forever. James: oooh it’s my love for regulus Mcgonagall: Sirius: peter: Regulus: *sideyes James* remus: james: jeez guys! I was kidding! *mutters* I never even lost it McGonagall: *hears James* ALBUS! You owe me 36 galleons!

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Stuff that’s would happen if the marauders read diary of a wimpy kid:

Remus:*reading* step on a crack you break your momma’s back James: *never touching a crack ever in his life again* Sirius: *recruits regulus to help him and they both start jumping on the cracks as aggressively as possible* James: *reads about the cheese touch and makes a version about Snape called the grease touch* Sirius: *spreads the word and tells everyone that the only way to get rid of it is by washing your hair with SHAMPOO* Remus: *rethinking his choice of friends*

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Had the idea from @sebbianas

People's answers to James saying he's pansexual (based on my experience):

Barty: you're attracted to frying pans?

Evans: like pandas? That's kinda fucked up, mate.

Sirius: bread?? (that's how bread sounds in french)

Marlene: cool! *pause* What does that mean?

Mary: I know what that is! It's beautiful.

Lily: I've never heard of that, can you explain?

Dorcas: like Miley Cyrus?

Pandora: same! *high five*

Peter: painsexual...? *concerned*

Remus: you're what now? I swear I can't keep up with these labels.

Regulus: ...gay.

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*James, Sirius and Remus in detention* McGonagall: Are any of you going tell me WHAT THE FUCK POSSESSED YOU TO PUT MAGIC MUSHROOMS IN ThE SLYTHERINS’ FOODS James: Well, Minnie, it really wasn’t our faul- McGonagall: *slamming her hand on the table* BULLSHIT James: Sirius: Remus: McGonagall: And I have absolutely no doubt that you roped Mr Lupin into this as well Remus: Well, you know, Professor, I tried to talk them out if it but they just wouldn’t listen Also Remus: *secretly being the one who planned out the entire prank and got James and Sirius to help*

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I just feel like this is 100% Draco

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