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if i had a nickel for every time i watched a fucked up homoerotic scene involving ortolan as a thinly veiled metaphor for gay sex i would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

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"that show is queerbaiting" maybe you just aren't evolved enough to appreciate those freaks being homoerotic but i am

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The Secret History: A Theories Guide

Richard Papen: The Master of Illusion

Julian Morrow: ''Honesty Is A Dangerous Virtue''

Henry Winter Wasn't In A Car Accident.

What Led To Henry Winters Death

Bunny Corcoran: Neglect In Plain Sight

When the Hare knows the Devil is out Hunting. [Bunny Analysis]

Francis Is The Worst Character (And Why You Should Think So Too)

Camilla & Henry: A Relationship Analysis

^Character Analysis^

The Mountain Lion: It Isn't A Theory

The Secret History's Dream Sequences.

The Secret History Isn't purposely Queer. (Richard Is Still Gay though, Here's Why!)

^Extras^

If you have a theory or take or whatever the fuck—comment down bellow! If it's intriguing enough I will see if I can either 1) Disprove it or 2) Prove your theory without a shadow of a doubt

(Obviously the commenter will be credited!)

[ Links will be added as I post ]

[wlwshiniang]

RIP Francis Abernathy you would've loved saying "I'm going to kms"

#he’s so me core

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donna tartt is really good at writing books that make you think “oh, these characters GOTTA have gay sex” only for you to find out that they’ve been having gay sex the WHOLE TIME and it certainly hasn’t helped

#i am crying

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i want my life to be like the first part of the secret history

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i want a girlfriend

i want a girlfriend

i want a girlfriend

i want a girlfriend

Oh,my point? Nothing, this is just the constant state of my existence

#idk bro #wlw #Guess this makes me gay haha

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I think i fell in love with a 40 something lady

15 minutes ago i wouldn't be saying this, but then i met Sabrina who made 10 snarky comments, told me not to give nuns money and taught me how to knit with 40mm needles...

What can i say, im a fan....

#idk bro #judge me idc #wlw #im so gay lol

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Do i love this man? Yes

Would i die for him? Yes

Kill for him? Yes

Does my day get better just looking at his smile? Totally

Do i think about him day in and day out? Yes, that too

Am i a raging lesbian? Very definitely, yes

#fictional men #no its nothing romantic/sexual in nature #i just really like this character #jjk geto #geto suguru #Sqq #shen qingqiu #lwj #lan wangji #zoro #one piece

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loving loves loved them so mouch

#this needs more notes #art very bitable

[wlwshiniang]

Girlypop-

Mo Ran felt that he was dirty and sullied while Shi Mei was pure and sweet. In other words, Mo Ran wasn’t fit to be with him.

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#who's gonna tell them?

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IDK IF Y'ALL NOTICED BUT ALEX IS READING ONE LAST STOP AAAAAAAA

Also now i want a one last stop movie

#rwrb #red white and royal blue #movie #alex claremont diaz #one last stop #casey mcquiston

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watching kinnporsche is like going to the strip club to see some tits except when you walk in the strippers are performing an unabridged version of Shakespeare’s Hamlet. you still get to see tits though.

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Porsche: missed the red flags

Chay: ignored the red flags

Pete: looked at the flags and went “yeah, that’s sexy”

#im sorry #had to rb

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HELL EVEN THE VIEWER IS GAY

I do think the funniest thing about Kinnporsche is the part where Big tries to shock Porsche with the fact that Kinn is gay because when u watch it at first you're like ok yeah heteronormativity I see how that could work but then u watch the rest of the show and it's like. Kinn is gay his little brother is gay his older brother is gay his cousin is gay and evil. He has 2 gay best friends who come over and hang all over each other gayly while at shooting practice. Being gay isn't a choice it's a virus and everyone within 1 meter of this household gets infected with it automatically. Pete says to Porsche "yeah everyone knows about that" and in his head is wondering how the hell Porsche missed the massive flashing neon sign on top of the mansion that reads "GAY" with a giant arrow pointing down.

#lol #idk bro

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I see a cat girl

#no but the scratches on his face #meme #danmei #word of honor #wenzhou #wen kexing #zhou zishu

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Did Wen Kexing really say "My Martial arts style is Daddy Issues" in episode 14???

Sure did sound like that....

#word of honor #wen kexing #zhou zishu #faraway wanderers #priest #danmei #wuxia