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I'm sorry for being so sappy, but I wanted to show you guys something.

When I first donated to PCRF in December 2023, it was barely 10% close to its goal. Now in March 2024, they're also 100%. Everyone of you has helped support a better future for Gaza.

They're so close to their goal. Please donate or share this post so that they can get to their goal🇵🇸

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I got to know:

#fhr #fallen hero #fallen hero retribution #fhr sidestep #sidestep

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Gortash X Durge Fic

Four chapters of how they met and when it all ended. Plus a little smut on the side ✨️

#enver gortash #gortash x durge #bg3 durge #bg3 fic #bg3 gortash #dark urge #gortash x dark urge #ao3 link #ao3 writer #ao3 fanfic

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Durge HCs (with appearances from Gortash)

Some hc rotating in my brain about my durge but I'm too lazy to write fics rn so this is my outlet

The Dark Urge and Gortash learned how to ballroom dance together. Gortash knew he was going to take over Baldur's Gate and figured he should know how to dance like the rich do (he's the kinda guy who believes in dressing for the job you want). So, he decides to teach himself and Durge too since he wants to rule with them. It was clumsy, messy, and got a little violent, bloody, and even erotic at times.

Gortash also made Durge do some other proper society training. Obviously, Durge wasn't built for proper society but Gortash dreamed of it and now thay dream included Durge. So, he made them also learn what fork to use for when (the beast and belle dinner scene frfr) and posture training. Durge hated this very much. They threatened Gortash life many times and many fork were stabbed into hands.

I refuse to believe that Gortash doesn't know how to lace his shirt. Therefore, I've decided that durge used to lace them that way because they were always dressed by their followers so they didn't know how. And now Gortash keeps it that way.

I 100% think that Gortash is obsessed with money and appearing rich. He buys gaudy expensive clothes but doesn't know how to wear them or the current trends because he didn't grow up rich. So, he looks kinda silly with his ugly red shoes and anxiety robe but no one dares make fun of him for it.

And because he cared about clothes and presentation he would buy Durge a lot of clothes that durge probably never wore.

Durge probably went to the shoe store Gortash's parents own when they were a kid before becoming the dark urge.

Orin and Durge are kinda like Zuko and Azula to me. Like even though they're both kinda fucked up inside and hate each other, they're still siblings. They probably had dumb arguments as teens like normal siblings but a little bloodier. And they probably braided each other hair and cared for one enough without admitted it was that. I wish so badly their could be an ending with Orin with a redeemed Durge like their was with Zuko and Azula.

Kinda fucked up but I wouldn't put it past them, Orin and Gortash hooked up after the Durge was taken. Buuut Orin would be shapeshifted into Durge for Gortash. Additionally, Orin used the Durge form to mess with Gortash just for fun.

Redeemed Durge HCs

The general public does not know about Durge being from Bhaal's temple and kinda being the cause of it all. Except for Duke Ravengard (if alive). Which makes it really awkward for a Durge romancing Wyll because his father is so clearly scared of Durge. They feel bad and they're trying to calm him but he's definitely resents them a little.

Durge probably killed Gortash's parents after the whole saving the world thing in the good ending. Like this might be a redeemed durge but they still killed them cause they still felt bad for Gortash and his parents sucked.

Durge made a memorial for Orin, Gortash, and Ketheric. Maybe they even added The Dark Urge too, just to remind themselves that's not who they are anymore.

If Durge is a warlock then original their patron is Bhaal but after they reject him Withers is their new patron.

Since they're kinda the hero of Baldur's Gate now, Durge was forced to do a bunch of public appearances and go to fancy parties and balls. Unfortunately, they've forgotten everything that Gortash taught them before about being in the upper crust so Durge is totally lost and feels like a rabid wolf in a bowtie. However, the gang helps them where they can. Primarily, Wyll and Astarion. Lae'zel offers advice but it's never any good...

#durge hc #bg3 #bg3 fic #bg3 hc #bg3 hcs #durge hcs #bg3 durge #bg3 spoilers #bg3 gortash #enver gortash #gortash x durge

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My first Astarion Fic 💐 🥰

#bg3 #bg3 astarion #astarion #astarion fanfic #astarion fic #bg3 fanfiction #bg3 fic #fanfic #my fic #ao3 fanfic #ao3 link

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Anyway here's my Tav, Meadora cause I'm obsessed with her and need others to know 💐🤪

#bg3 tav #tav #bg3 #bg3 oc #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate oc #oc #bg3 character #bg3 tav oc #tav oc

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I've always noticed the huge love for M's route and I've never fully gotten it. I am on the ace spectrum so I'm wondering if any other ace people feel put off from M's route as well?

(I do actually love M as a character, especially in a best friend route.)

#the wayhaven chronicles #twc #M #Mason #Morgan #The wayhaven chronicles M #twc 3 #the wayhaven chronicles 3 #asexual

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[[DEMO]]

Hiraeth Academy. A home for genius children. All types of prodigies from across the globe have gotten their start there. 

Of course, while the house may seem like a fascinating and wonderous place on the outside, anyone who has actually lived there knows the truth. It’s an odd place full of dark secrets and mysteries that shouldn’t be unraveled.

There is a reason why all former “students” never return after all. A thing that keeps them driven away. A thing that keeps them from even thinking about looking back once they step through those doors. Wanting to go back is the last thing on any former inhabitants list.

You of all people would know. Leaving seven years ago and not looking back was the single best decision you ever made. You would never even think about considering going back.

Until now that is.

Rated 17+ for graphic depictions of violence, death, alcohol use, explicit language, suggestive content, mature themes.

Play as a former “child prodigy” who’s life has gotten flipped upside down. Again.

Uncover the mysteries of Hiraeth Academy and it’s mysterious headmaster.

Explore and navigate complex relationships with five different ROs.

Customize your character’s personality and appearance.

Look back onto your past in order to solve a decades long mystery.

Learn about the complex history of both the academy and it’s former students.

Try not to let the past catch up with you. It won’t let go once it does.

Most importantly: Remember to always follow the rules. They were put in for a reason after all.

Marlon Nikitin [He/Him]

Your former “academic” rival. He also happens to be the last person you spoke to before you left the academy. It’s been years since you’ve last saw him and he seems just as abrasive as ever. Despite the time that has passed, it seems his competitive spark is still as strong as ever. Although, despite his seemingly indifferent attitude, he seems equally as invested in learning the secrets of this place as you are. If not more.

Cyrus Quinn [He/Him]

Another former “student” of the academy, Cyrus practically disappeared off the face of the earth after leaving. You remember him as being quite laidback and snarky, an odd demeanor for an inhabitant of the house to have had, but he had always been kind to you despite not being particularly close. He seems to have kept this attitude into adulthood but every now and then you get a glimpse of something darker hiding beneath the surface.

Naomi Adams [She/Her]

Your former best friend and assigned “partner” at the academy. Her calm demeanor made her an easy source of comfort in what was otherwise a chaotic life. You haven’t spoken since you left the academy, and during that time she seems to have…changed. She’s more anxious and on edge. Perhaps rekindling your friendship is the only way to see what secrets she may be hiding.

Isla Wright [She/Her]

Isla was always a difficult person to understand. She was an endless source of energy and was constantly fluttering in and out of people’s business. The type that was everyone’s friend but very few people actually seemed to be hers. For as well as she knew everyone else, it was difficult to get a read on her. This isn’t something that has changed into adulthood. In fact, Isla seems to be even more difficult to understand than before. 

Kieran Naught [Gender Selectable]

The only member of the group who did not attend Hiraeth Academy. They are a local private investigator who is looking into the death of the former headmaster. Kieran can be described as distant at best and as paranoid at worst. Usually, you couldn’t care less about some wanna be detective investigating the school (it wouldn’t be the first time after all), but they seem to have taken a distinct interest in you. Whether it’s genuine curiosity or suspicion, you don’t know and you don’t particularly want to find out.

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New Sidesteps 💅

#fhr sidestep #sidestep #fallen hero rebirth #fallen hero oc #fallen hero retribution #fallen hero #fhr character sheet #fhr oc #fhr

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FUCK DISCOVERY HERE'S THE 4 SEASONS OF INFINITY TRAIN

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Hey if u like the ocean look at this its rly cool I think

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Also! Since I clearly can't art: check out my AO3 (same username) where I'll hopefully write some more fhr fics

Remake: Fallen Hero Ocs 🥰✨

Nat Lim: aka Brutus

Lucian Caine: aka Pupperteer

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Remake: Fallen Hero Ocs 🥰✨

Nat Lim: aka Brutus

Lucian Caine: aka Pupperteer

#artbreeder #fallen hero oc #fallen hero #fallen hero rebirth #fallen hero retribution #fhr oc #fhr sidestep #fhr #villain #villain suit #oc #oc character sheet #character sheet #fhr character sheet #original character #sidestep

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Hey! You motherfuckers!

do you like horror?? do you like TTRPGs?????? what about HORROR TTRPGs?????

how about you check out KOLLOK, which is a VERY cool series made by HyperRPG. You can watch it on Youtube right now AND you can help them make a new season HERE (and Ethan is helping produce this season! sir crankgameplays himself!) There’s also currently a 12 hour livestream going on, on both Ethan’s youtube channel and the HyperRPG twitch channel. 

There are currently 2 seasons of KOLLOK out for you to watch, and with the creation of the third season they are hoping to create a completely new story for new viewers to hop on without worrying about needing to watch the previous seasons. 

If you need a cool ass new series to binge (especially if you’re on some sort of holiday break rn) I cannot recommend kollok enough. Please go check it out, and maybe help donate so they can make their new season! 

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Paladin Danse is my favorite Fallout companion