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. . .I kinda realised rereading this that it comes off real negative

But I genuinely like this game, it was well within my expectations of it dont get me wrong but its nice for what it is!

Can I wish there were a few more puzzles? Sure, I came to this fandom for something full of lore- the first fandom I was properly a part of. Can I find some bits a little annoying and repeatative? Yeah its fair enough not to be completely in love with a thing

(Side not I have it open on my laptop rn and apparently if you dont move for long enough the Ink demon shows up n kills you- gods that scared the shit outta meXD)

- where was I. . . Right its fine not to like something but I have seen so much hate for this game and for what!? Its kinda chill, like this is the first time I've played it since its release (mostly cause I don't want to have to paint a fuckin fence) and it's kinda cool that it keeps gettin up dates

OK so very very mild spoilers for secrets of the machine

OK so for some reason 8 can't show the screen shots I took but I already hate this fucker

Its eyes moving was fine but that giggle when it shucks out cans goes right through my head just- gods its so creepy!

#idk where i was goin with this #that jump scare just completely enialated the roomba pf thought idfk where tjat lil shit went but its definitely bouncin off of something #completely unrelatee #secrets of the machine #batim #secrets of the machine spoilers #bendy spoilers #sotm #bendy books #nightmare run #bendy the dancing demon #updates

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PRIDE MECHS!

Inspired by We've had some bad ideas but this was probably the worst by shella688.

#jonny d'ville #ivy alexandria #gunpowder tim #drumbot brian #nastya rasputina #ashes o'reilly #the toy soldier #baron marius von raum #lyfrassir edda #raphaella la cognizi #pride

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Geuss what fuckin video came on my fyp on tiktok??

THE ONE WHERE THEY ARE LITERALLY TALKIN ABOUT GEN Z BRINGIN OUT YE OLD GUIETEEN

I CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

gods damn my fyp caught on today like this is the first vid I see on tr and the first one I see on tumblr is someone diveeing up who's gonna download the current stuff n who's gonna take the hit to sneak the new stuff

#watcher #ryan and shane #shane madej #ryan bergara #steven lim

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Guys, come on this is a phenomenally stupid decision

You've got an entire fan base cultivated of largely young people that have to use that 'mostly fair' price, a decent chunk of which share an anticapitalist sentiment and very strong moral values (aka piracy is moraly fine)

Like literally the first bingo i saw opening this app was someone organising the best way to jettison the load.

Watcher has not thought this through and I hope to the gods that they reverse this before its too late

#watcher #ryan and shane #shane madej #ryan bergara #steven lim #watcher streaming #like seriously what the fuck

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Listen - I don't give a fuck if you prefer Batim more than Batdr or Batdr more than Batim

I don't give a fuck about your opinion on this game or character

Reblog it if you are actually still in Bendy fandom or at least remember being in it

I need to know how many of us are left in the world...

Edit: YOOO WE GET TO 1000

YESS

BENDY FANDOM (or people who just like it) - RISE!!!

Another edit: 2000???

Where were you hiding all this time???

Edit: yeah, gonna write it here too

By the way this post was not made for reblog bait... I mean, you can do anything - reblog, comment or just like, I just wanted to know how many people still know this game. Not that anyone said it is, I just don't want anyone to think this is. No, do what you want, it's okay

#batim #bendy #batdr #ink demon #batim bendy #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #bendy the dancing demon #bendy the demon #Bendy fandom #i feel like ive rb this before but idk

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Ooh the art style kinda reminds me of that old show about the around the world in 80 days books but for some reason William fog was a lion

some of the mash 4077 as animals, i had a lot of fun picking them out my favorite is peacock klinger and dog bj!!!

#mash #mash 4077 #m*a*s*h #hawkeye pierce #trapper john mcintyre #radar o'reilly #father mulcahy #margaret houlihan #frank burns #bj hunnicutt #maxwell klinger #around the world in 80 days #old cartoons

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Yea fandom is just full of this kinda crap, there's been a few calls from the hollow knight fandom to fully boycot them but idk how well thats goin

point is they're just so bad at gettin any actual information from

TLDR: Get rid of the Bendy Wiki mods and get new ones that know the material, because this shit is fucking ridiculous at this point.

Bendy wiki is ONCE AGAIN full of IDIOTS who should be removed from being mods because they have ZERO clue what they're doing.

Image source: Bendy: Secrets of the Machine

It VERY CLEARLY isn't.

The letter gotten is from Joey himself.

Image source: BENDY: SECRETS OF THE MACHINE - FINDING INSANE SECRETS… by Dawko

This means it is set BEFORE Bendy and the Dark Revival as Joey is revealed to have died in that game.

Image source: Bendy And The Dark Revival FULL GAME (No Commentary) by BabyZone

2. Gent is in control of this game.

Image source: Bendy: Secrets of the Machine

It being controlled by Gent proves that it happens BEFORE Bendy and the Dark Revival.

Gent itself shut down in October 1952 as Rose states while talking to Dot in Fade to Black. "He [referring to Evan] left Gent to follow Mister Drew. I wouldn't trust him." "No, he left because they shut down. He was quite miserable about working for Joey." "They shut down? When?" [...] "Last fall, October, I believe."

Fade to Black is stated to take place in January 1953 in the Prologue. "If you were to walk down Broadway in January 1953." 3. The letter saying Riley was hired states working at Joey Drew Studios, and the termination letter states being terminated from Joey Drew Studios.

Image source: BENDY: SECRETS OF THE MACHINE - FINDING INSANE SECRETS… by Dawko

Joey Drew Studios shut down in 1948, as Dot states while talking to Rose in Fade to Black. "Joey Drew has a television show. But they shut down his studio. I know that for a fact." "The animation studio. Yes, that shut down a few years ago." "Yes, 1948 to be percise."

There is ZERO proof that it happens AFTER Bendy and the Dark Revival. All the proof proves it happens BEFORE.

TLDR: Get rid of the Bendy Wiki mods and get new ones that know the material, because this shit is fucking ridiculous at this point.

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#bendy #bendy books #bendy and the ink machine #batim #bendy and the dark revival #bendy fade to black #fade to black #fade to black bendy #ftb batim #batim ftb #batdr #bendy secrets of the machine #bsotm #bendy the dancing demon #fandom.net

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So update to that I geuss

Welp this was basically exactly what I was expecting, a new way for things to drop

Its an interesting idea dont get me wrong but I kinda wished the three teasers could be discovered in different ways, like instead of just doing the flippers in different combos there were more puzzles (as guy that's into puzzle games/had the portal games as the first ones they fully played)

But onto the other half of it... Riley Wills (?)

I wasn’t expecting her or any of her story but im on board for it- mostly.

As much as I like the idea of a new protagonist that'll be like 9 ( buddy + dot from dctl, brant + constance + bill from tlo, rose(?) from ftb, henry from batim, audrey from batdr and now Riley) like I know there isn't much crossover between the books and the games but it would be nice to have one of them show up again! Like Dot definitely wasn't dead after the book, hell she even got a mention in the lost ones, im not too sure about the one from fade to black since I haven't read it yet but im pretty sure she makes it out too - but it would be nice to hear from them again! I just feel like, apart from henry, most of the protags are pretty interchangeable after a certain point.

Anyways ill admit her fireing note startled a laughter outta me, mainly cause im pretty sure this is the first person we've seen that joey has actually fired

Uhhhh we got one of the nightmare run characters showin up + a new guy and... idk what exactly to say about the wall thing other than I saw clips from other people first n thought the lotta them dancin was made up but, nope! Its there??

But anyways those are my thought on it

OK so very very mild spoilers for secrets of the machine

OK so for some reason 8 can't show the screen shots I took but I already hate this fucker

Its eyes moving was fine but that giggle when it shucks out cans goes right through my head just- gods its so creepy!

#secrets of the machine #batim #secrets of the machine spoilers #bendy spoilers #sotm #bendy books #nightmare run #bendy the dancing demon

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OK so very very mild spoilers for secrets of the machine

OK so for some reason 8 can't show the screen shots I took but I already hate this fucker

Its eyes moving was fine but that giggle when it shucks out cans goes right through my head just- gods its so creepy!

#secrets of the machine #batim #secrets of the machine spoilers #bendy spoilers #sotm

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FUCK YOU RAIN

THE ONE FUCKING TIME IM OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER AN ECLIPSE AND ITS TOO FUCKIN CLOUDY TO SEE IT????

IRISH RAIN CAN GO FUCK IT SELF

#'ooh but its the emrald Isles' you wanna know how plants get so green? #do ya wanna know? #come closer so i can give you a hit- #WATER DIPSHIT #PLANTS GET THAT GREEN CAUSE OF A FUCK TON A WATER #AND GEUSS WHAT?? IT NEVER #STOPS #FUCKIN #RAINING #eclipse #irish weather #solar eclipse #like sure its a semi eclipse hear but seein anythin woulda been nice #vent post

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OK sooooo geuss who just finished listening to high noon over camelot and I have some thoughts <3!

- so right off fuckin hell that opening accent was bad, I now understand part of the reason it took me so long to get round to this one

- the fuckin excaliber joke made me have to set my phone down and walk away for a bit especially after I realised ARTHUR pulled X-CALLIBER from sherrif STONE's hand, well fuckin played

- oooooh trans mordred was bot something I had on my bingo card for this album but it soo cool!

- poor Brian, gotta wonder what happened to land him there

Also ffs man all you had to do was say 'hey the reason I'm sayin your son is alive is cause, turns out, he figured out he was trans after the saxons raised him, yay!' Like come one 90% of the tragedy of this album falls to you ya know

- idk what it is but blood and whiskey, skin and bone + peacemaker just take my brain in a blender n scratches all the right itches like damn especially skin and bone cause the back n forth on that one is aaaammmaaaazzzziiinnnnggg

- where was I. . . Oh yeah galahad reminded me so much of sammy from batim its not even funny cause like wow I now have 2 extremely religious mildly culty characters to rotate in my head like a marshmallow over a flame

- well shit now I definitely know galahad fits the sammy role like that fucker shoulda been dead aaaagggeees ago

- oof that poor captain you can just hear the hope dying in their song along w the music gettin more n more, idk, strained? withered? shot to hell n back n sounds like it?

- I feel so bad for laughing but the abruptness of their death just got me ok?

- oooohh so this is the miscommunications album then? Great about 600 are now dead

- awwww love wins out? a happy ending just this once? where’s the devastating twist, come on now

- There it is!

- oof mordred why???

- the one gripe I have about this album is that they didn't end it w the bell tolling 12 times cause it would've been such a clean call back

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#the mechanisms #hnoc #high noon over camelot #polydragons #the mechs #... WAIT DID THEY LEAVE BRIAN IN THE SUN???? #DID THEY FORGET ABOUT HIM????

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I love how eveytime a cannon design pops up a decent like 80% of the fandoms' like nah I'm good I've got my wee guys over here n we'll be fine so long as you stay over there

HES SO UGLY 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #batim #batdr #norman polk #batim norman #the projectionist #dreams come to life #dreams come to life graphic novel

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In case no one told you growing up

Bras last longer if you let them air dry. Don’t put them in the dryer.

If you have a problem with frizzy hair, don’t dry your hair with a towel. It makes the frizzies worse. (I recently read an article that said to use a t-shirt? I brush mine out and let it air dry.)

Whites wash best in hot water. Everything else can be in cold - save on your electricity bill.

You can kill 99.9% of germs in a sponge by putting it in the dishwasher for a cycle or by microwaving it for 2 min (be sure to make the sponge damp before microwaving and to put a cup half full of water in with it and please DO NOT squeeze the sponge until it has cooled off)

Airing out your room/house and letting sunlight in every so often can decrease the number of household pests like silverfish and ants.

Black underwear is best during your period as stains are less likely to be visible.

To save money, put aside 10% of each paycheck into a savings account. It’ll add up.

Unless your hair has something on/in it (like grease or mud or something), using conditioner first can actually be the better choice. The conditioner holds in the good oils that help you hair look sleek and beautiful, which shampoo would otherwise wash away.

Speaking of shampoo - if you have long hair, washing just the bits that touch your scalp is generally enough. The rest of your hair gets cleaned with just the run off from your scalp.

If you put a tampon in and it’s uncomfortable/you can feel it, you didn’t do it quite right. A properly placed tampon is virtually unnoticeable by the wearer.

Apply deodorant/antiperspirant a couple hours in advance of when you need it. This gives the product the chance to block your sweat glands. Using deodorant just before going somewhere where you’ll sweat (this means walking outside for people in high humidity places) results in your sweat washing the deodorant off and starkly limiting its usefulness.

After running the dryer, use the dryer sheet from that load to brush out the lint catch - it gets everything off in a fraction of the time it’ll take you to get it clean with your bare hands. Paper towels also work well.

Wash your face everyday, or as often as possible. Forget which brand of cleanser is best. Just washing your face everyday will guarantee you clearer skin. And do you best not to pop pimples, as tempting as the urge may be.

Fold laundry asap after taking it from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. This may seem obvious for dress shirts and silly for things like t-shirts, but you’ll notice the difference even then once your shirts stop looking like unfolded paper balls.

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Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

#several have #hell i have

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Ooohkay so got to a problem with this one too hopefully I can deal with this alot faster than the other one but so far

- ahhh so they still haven't fixed the shit camera angels then cause being forced to look at the inside of mickeys skull while im being attacked is exactly what I needed

- oh yeah was too tired to mention this on the last one but when oswald lit the fuse of the fireworks before the ai didn't move outta the way quick enough n that fucker just went s a i l i n g thru the gods damned air, like mickey n ortensia's heads literally tracked the arc he made before hittin the wall XD

- anyways back to this one n hey we've gotta mad hatter reference! Plus there's costumes now?? Oooooooh

- I kinda hate how there isn't the multiple save feature anymore like idk if that's just cause I'm playin thru steam but it kinda sucks just a lil

- yeah the wee mickey health points thing is kinda gratin on me more than I realised like especially with the stop watch thing, like it had such a sweet lil visual anytime you fucked around n found out now I've just got a mouse starin at me like he's got 2 brain cells n their both fightin for 3rd

- the whole hidden mickey/oswald things kinda nice, like I would've preferred it if it was a hidden oswald n a hidden ortensia since their, ya know, the leaders of wasteland

sorry if I'm soundin kinda negative for this one, its just a lot of what I liked about the origonal was the lil nods to past animations n stuff n I cant get to that aspect of it till the damn thing stops buggin pit worse than batim chp3 when I try to get to the North side of mean street

OK so for the time being I'll be doin epic mickey 2 since my wii has declared that it likes one area of haunted Manor so much that its trapped me there, glitchin out anytime I try to progress

Anyways let's get into this shit

- ooooooh yen sides back

Oh wow that openings just as pretty as the first game

-OSWALD!! OH MY GODS YOU CAN TALK!! and you sound like Fred Jones?

- . . . annnnnnd their singing- why are they singing?? Meh I can get behind this i geuss

- Os, buddy, pls don't follow the guy thay has tries to kill you MULTIPLE TIMES

- idk why but gus sounds exactly like i was picturing, same with orentisa, idk much about her but I hope she stick around for a bit

- ooooooh their really layin it on thick about the paint/thinner thing this time aren't they? hope it actually changes something this time

- the only gripe I have so far is the change to the health display, I loved the lil 2d sprit changin expression n the paper sound effect that went with it its a shame its just the same model for mickey as what you play

- aooooh I love that art style for the cut scenes!! I'm glad they kept it along for this one it was such a cool part of the og

- ok so I heard about what happens with oswald if you dont have a second player goin in n I didnt think it'd be that bad but im not so sure like if that fire work thing was anythin to go by its gonna be a pain in the arse to deal with if I can't convince someone to play with me

- aaaaaaawwwww oswald n ortensia are so cute! they're so sweet on each other its given me tooth rot<3

- pffft os's face when the mad doctor gets him to sing with him he's like 50% done with his bull shit already lmao

Welp- thats all from me so hopefully I'll be able to finish the old one before the remaster comes out but im not too hopeful meh if that dosent work I can atleast get that cosplay ready to go for my next con

#oswald the lucky rabbit #ortensia the cat #gremlin gus #epic mickey power of 2 #epic mickey 2 #a plays #a's gamin shit #mickey mouse #the mad doctor #wasteland #game comentary #mean street #i will admit the bit with the train station is a nice touch given what ive heard about the og park

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Oooj I didnt know about the tim gawain thing i could jusy never get over Jonny's horrid accent to stop laughing enough to listen its cool to know the eye/tim royalty/marius thing carries over to hnoc

Idk if this actually matters or not but I was listening to the mechanisms on shuffle ( horrible idea I manged to get aurora strikes, riddle of the sphinx n frankenstine since I started typing this)

But I kinda noticed something, so gpt us loki n eoidipus right? All three character have something that happens to their eyes, like

Gunpowder tim - blinded by moon boom boom

Eodipus - gouged put his own eyes after realising he fucked his mum

Loki - (granted this is more to do with the myth) has the venom of the world serpent dripping into their eyes

But point is their all ties by their eyes

Wanna know who else has a tie between their characters? Marius

Think about it both thor n heracles have lighting symbology, with heracles calling himself 'the thunder bolts of zeus' in favoured son n thor is the god of thunder in mythology

What if whatever happened to marius for him to end up mechanised had something to do with a lightening storm n being stuck in a mechanical suit which is basically just a big ass lightening rod

Idk I've just had this though for a while might add to it later or something idk

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Oooj I didnt know about the tim gawain thing i could jusy never get over Jonny's horrid accent to stop laughing enough to listen its cool to know the eye/tim royalty/marius thing carries over to hnoc

Idk if this actually matters or not but I was listening to the mechanisms on shuffle ( horrible idea I manged to get aurora strikes, riddle of the sphinx n frankenstine since I started typing this)

But I kinda noticed something, so gpt us loki n eoidipus right? All three character have something that happens to their eyes, like

Gunpowder tim - blinded by moon boom boom

Eodipus - gouged put his own eyes after realising he fucked his mum

Loki - (granted this is more to do with the myth) has the venom of the world serpent dripping into their eyes

But point is their all ties by their eyes

Wanna know who else has a tie between their characters? Marius

Think about it both thor n heracles have lighting symbology, with heracles calling himself 'the thunder bolts of zeus' in favoured son n thor is the god of thunder in mythology

What if whatever happened to marius for him to end up mechanised had something to do with a lightening storm n being stuck in a mechanical suit which is basically just a big ass lightening rod

Idk I've just had this though for a while might add to it later or something idk