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— bloodborne ; sentence starters.

❛ the morning will always come. ❜

❛ this will be your home, for now. ❜

❛ look at you, you sorry drunk. ❜

❛ don't you worry. this will help you forget. ❜

❛ i've never been of use to anyone. ❜

❛ i only wanted to help... ❜

❛ your blood is tainted. ❜

❛ is it the blood, or are you just raving mad? ❜

❛ this can't be the real you... please, stop. ❜

❛ i have no time for your petty lies. ❜

❛ i will never leave your side. ❜

❛ your presence somehow soothes. ❜

❛ i only wanted... to be your... friend. ❜

❛ would you ever think to love me? ❜

❛ you let the blood get the best of you. ❜

❛ remember yourself. you are not a beast. ❜

❛ you are no more than a beast. i should've known. ❜

❛ too proud to show your true face, eh? ❜

❛ i don't seem apt for this life anymore. ❜

❛ please, just stop. stop, please! ❜

❛ of course... i do love you. ❜

❛ we are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. ❜

❛ my eyes grow heavy... let me rest a while. i'll be fine, just wait. ❜

❛ whatever can be gained from this place, it will do more harm than good. ❜

❛ we must find a way to surpass our own stupidity. ❜

❛ isn't it time someone put you out of your misery? ❜

❛ just think about what you're doing. it's utter madness. ❜

❛ what good is your immortality now? ❜

❛ may you find your worth in the waking world. ❜

❛ you'll be one of them, sooner or later. ❜

❛ have you got a screw loose? or is it your... animal intuition? ❜

❛ you call me a beast? a beast? what would you know? i didn't ask for this! ❜

❛ without fear in our hearts, we're little different from beasts ourselves. ❜

❛ you can't bottle everything up inside. you mustn't be afraid to share. ❜

❛ rancid beasts, every last one of them. ❜

❛ i should think you still have dreams? ❜

❛ but... do the gods love their creations? ❜

❛ you know not the value you possess. ❜

❛ if you insist on hunting them, then i will hunt you first. you understand me? ❜

❛ what is the meaning of this? why turn your blade on me? ❜

❛ oh, don't worry. whatever happens, you may think it all a mere bad dream. ❜

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GHOST LYRIC SENTENCE STARTERS ; PT. 2

174 starters. CW: religion, sexual themes. Sorted by album. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed! [PART 1]

❝ PREQUELLE ❞ ALBUM

"In times of turmoil, in times like these, belief is contagious, spreading disease."

"This wretched mischief is now coursing through your soul."

"Now all your loved ones and all your kin will suffer punishment beneath the wrath of God."

"This devastation left your cities to be burnt."

"Filthy rodents are still coming for your souls."

"They're still coming after you, and there's nothing you can do."

"There is a scourge in the guise of sanctity, a perpetrator with a quill."

"Although it's often steeped in well spun mystery, the accuser sends the bill."

"I am all eyes. I am all ears. I am the wall, and I'm watching you fall."

"Because faith is mine!"

"Many a sin I have witnessed, and in many, indeed, I have been."

"Many a rat I've befriended, and so many a thorn stood between."

"But of all the demons I've known, none could compare to you."

"Every day that you feed me with hate I grow stronger."

"Drink me, eat me. Then you'll see the light."

"Many a dream I have haunted, and in many a way, I have been often the one to have flaunted an image grotesque and obscene."

"But of all these dark roads that I roam, none could compare to you."

"You'll soon be hearing the chime close to midnight."

"If I could turn back the time, I'd make all right."

"How could it end like this?"

"There's a sting in the way you kiss me."

"Something within your eyes said it could be the last time."

"I just wanna be, wanna bewitch you in the moonlight."

"I wanna bewitch you all night."

"It keeps on giving me chills, but I know now."

"I feel the closer we get to the last bow."

"Standing tall, invincible, but do not forget your knives."

"Don't you forget about dying."

"Don't you forget about your friend, Death."

"Don't you forget that you will die."

"Don't you vomit savage slurs, spewed up wickedly, to hide from me."

"Navigate all alone on this tempestuous sea to ride with me."

"Had you had the chance today, you could've sold out too."

"You have never stood this close to where you want to be."

"You have always waded in the shallows between me and the deep blue sea."

"You'd never want me to appear."

"You'd never want this to be over."

"You never wanted to reach out to the edge of time."

"While you sleep in earthly delight, someone's flesh is rotting tonight."

"What you've done you cannot undo."

"I have always kept you closer than you've known."

"I am riding in the shadows behind you on a pale white horse."

"While you sleep in earthly delight, still your soul will suffer this plight."

"Like your father in Hell, what you've sold you cannot unsell."

"Like a mother who'd save her own child from digging their grave."

"Can you hear me say your name forever?"

"Can you feel me longing for you forever?"

"Would you let me touch your soul forever?"

"I know the light grows darker down below, but in your eyes, it's gone before you know."

"This is the moment of just letting go."

"When I look back upon my life, it's always with a sense of shame."

"I've always been the one to blame."

"For everything I long to do, no matter when or where or who, has one thing in common too. It's a sin."

"At school, they taught me how to be so pure in thought and word and deed. They didn't quite succeed."

"Father, forgive me. I tried not to do it."

"Turned over a new leaf, then tore right through it."

"Whatever you taught me, I didn't believe it."

"Father, you fought me, 'cause I didn't care and I still don't understand."

"You, who wish to conquer pain, you must learn, learn to serve me well."

"You must learn what makes me kind."

"The crumbs of love that you offer me, they're the crumbs I've left behind."

"Your pain has no credential here."

"I have begun to long for you. I, who have no greed."

"I have begun to ask for you. I, who have no need."

"You say you've gone away from me, but I can feel you when you breathe."

"You don't love me quite so fiercely now."

"It is your turn, beloved."

"It is your flesh that I wear."

❝ SEVEN INCHES OF SATANIC PANIC ❞ SINGLE

"You've been playing around with magic that is black, but all those powerful, magical mysteries never gave a single thing back."

"You've been daddied by all the dudes who were not dad, and all of those dads never gave you the things that you should've had."

"It ain't always what it seems when you cling onto a dream."

"It ain't always there to please you."

"But he's the guy you wanna do, and you know that it takes two. Luckily, he wants to do you too."

"That glitter wasn't gold, as opposed to what they told you."

"But besides all the stardom, all we got was blues."

"But through all the sorrow, we've been riding high."

"And the truth of the matter is, I never let you go."

"But besides all the glamour, all we got was bruised."

"You go down just like Holy Mary."

"If you choose to run away with me, I will tickle you internally."

"I see nothing wrong with that."

"We were searching for reasons to play by the rules, but we quickly found out it was just for fools."

"Your beauty never, ever scared me."

❝ IMPERA ❞ ALBUM

"We're building our empire from the ashes of an old."

"Our brotherhood of good faith sealed an apostate witch's doom."

"It's the sound of another deadline whistling past your ears."

"It's the sight of a million regrets mounting over the years."

"It's the words that were never spoken that echoes through the times."

"It's the smell of the burning temples, swept away by rhymes."

"It's the truth of candor shown through a prism of deceit."

"It's the tongue soiled in adulation that licks to no avail."

"It's the noise of the righteous dogma that hides the handmaid's tale."

"Through benediction, you tried to rid your mind of malediction."

"But through all this time, you tried to peel it off, and it's such a ride."

"Your desolation led you into this vile incarnation of consummated bliss."

"I know you need it now to make you feel alive."

"All your faith, all your rage, all your pain, it ain't over now."

"And I ain't talking about forgiveness."

"It's the cruel beast that you feed."

"It's your burning, yearning need to bleed through the spillways of your soul."

"You keep a casket buried deep within. You try to mask it."

"You wanna shake it off, but you're stuck inside."

"Call out in the middle of the night, for when else could I hear you?"

"Fall out in the cold starlight. I could save you if you do."

"You will never walk alone."

"You can always reach me."

"Call me Little Sunshine."

"Call me Mephistopheles."

"When you're all alone, just call me."

"Light up in the middle of the day, for how else could you see me?"

"Ease up to the hunter from the prey, and transform indefinitely."

"It's been a long time coming. I'm coming back for you, my friend."

"Though my memories are faded, they come back to haunt me once again."

"And though my mind is somewhat jaded, now it's time for me to strike again."

"Tonight, it's a hunter's moon."

"Back in the old cemetery, I'm dying to see you, my friend."

"I'm coming. I'm dying to you one last time together."

"We signal to another dimension, then we stand here ready for reply."

"Communication is key."

"Can you see what I see?"

"The kaleidoscopean visions we've seen tell of bloodlines of top notch."

"The predestinated will dispatch while your realm has rottеd on our watch."

"Set controls for the heart of the land."

"Tell 'em all it is time."

"You're the next in the chain of command."

"We'll be singing in a reign of pennies."

"We'll be soaring in disguise of bevies."

"We'll be grinding in a pile of moolah!"

"Listen up, you motherfuckers. Those Ivy League dopes, they wanna mock us."

"Tell 'em all this is war, and not fighting a war is for suckers."

"Gather the tools to disintegrate."

"I'm number one, you're number two. You've got a lot of God's work to do."

"We'll be dancing in the fields of freedom."

"We'll be crushing them laws 'cause we don't need 'em."

"I'm with you always."

"When the Summer dies, severing the ties, I'm with you always."

"Will you walk the line, my path serpentine?"

"Remember always that love is all you need."

"Tell me who you wanna be and I will set you free."

"There's a darkness at the heart of my love that runs cold, runs deep."

"Will you spill the wine to summon the divine?"

"Now paint a pair of eyes and let's watch as it dries."

"And all this time you knew that I would put you through the darkness at the heart of my love for you."

"Suffering for the lord is not an easy thing."

"So ordained and adored, so immaculate."

"So worth the debt."

"I'm your rock, baby. I won't back down."

"Ask yourself, are you righteous?"

"You wanna play with the sire?"

"You want a view from the spire?"

"You want a seat by the pyre, and never, ever suffer again?"

"Sacrifice for the horde leads the way from shame."

"The disdained and abhorred lash of the senate whip, it's a power trip."

"You want to console the griever?"

"You want to guide the believer?"

"Holy Mother, you washeth the sin from my feet."

"You shine like the sun and the moon and the stars in the sky."

"The world has set me on your shoulders."

"We're here in the after of a murderous crafter."

"The past is spun like a yarn and mangled with flesh and blood and bone."

"I wonder, did no one hear the distant thunder?"

"The stains of this creeper will last, the shine and the sham entangled."

"He sliced and diced our dreams to pieces."

"For the dreams that you dread can become just as real as the blood that shed with the slash of his steel."

"Now the street, walking dead, was quite a scene, wasn't it?"

"For the lost and misled were promised seats by the pit."

"We will break away together. I'll be the shadow, you'll be the light."

"Nothing ever lasts forever."

"We will go softly into the night."

"We're leaving this city, so this is farewell."

"The moon in the gutter has a story to tell."

"One day, He will come back from the bowels of Hell."

"He appeared to ascend, so we all stood there in awe."

"Now we have to pretend we didn't see what we saw when the curtain unveiled to the sound of applause, for the king that we hailed was the Wizard of Oz."

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TIK TOK SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. 5 ;

85 starters. CW: cussing, sexual themes, violence. Some starters are just random quotes from Tik Tok creators, some starters are from Tik Tok trends that have popped up over the past year or so. The original sources of these trends are from various memes, shows, songs, and other popular media. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed! [PARTS: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4]

"Alright, on your knees, mortal scum! You stand in the presence of _____!"

"Always remember: you may not be able to change the past, but you can still ruin the future."

"Am I ever gonna get it?"

"And if you call me a bitch, make sure to put 'sensitive' in front of it."

"And I keep my side of the street clean. You wouldn't know what I mean."

"But I can't forgive you."

"But I don't want to stay in the middle."

"Can I get a kiss? And can you make it last forever?"

"Come out and haunt me."

"Did I mistake you for a sign from God?"

"Don't be ridiculous, _____. Everybody wants this."

"Don't try to find me."

"Do you ever just have this deep seated desire to bother people? I have clown blood."

"Do you think I'm fragile?"

"Do you wanna dance, baby?"

"Everybody wants to rule the world."

"Get in, sparkle farts! We got chaos to spread!"

"Help me make the most of freedom and of pleasure."

"Honey, I love you. I think you're a terrific girl. But you have clothes like a fucking dickhead."

"I can't take Benadryl because I owe the Hat Man money and I don't want to see him."

"I didn't know I could love something this much until I laid my eyes on you."

"I don't ever wanna see you and I never wanna miss you again."

"I don't need to be fixed. I need to be rebuilt."

"If you touch that again, I shall kill you right now. Do not touch this! This is a 'no touching' zone!"

"I got nothing to lose."

"I guarantee I gotcha'."

"I have not behaved one single day of my life. Not one single day have I behaved and I'm fine."

"I just can't say goodbye."

"I just heard a butt-curdling scream."

"I know that violence is not the answer, but... Yes, it is."

"I know you see me looking at you on the daily."

"I know you want me."

"I love that Netflix was like, "OoOoh, we're gonna reduce your quality to 480p if you don't pay us more!" Like, bruh... I come from the land of 144p Naruto episodes cut into sixteen parts on YouTube. 480 is luxury. 480 is bouge."

"I'm absolutely a danger to my own mental health."

"I'm comin' back for you, baby."

"I mean, look at this thing! I can't imagine a more beautiful thing."

"I mean, what if I don't want to live the way you live?"

"I might be broke as hell tomorrow, but that's alright, 'cause I'm that bitch today."

"I might kill my ex. Not the best idea."

"I'm in a trance lately."

"I'm not going to nap. I'm just going to rest my eyes and clench my teeth for a little while."

"Im not like other girls. I'm worse."

"I'm one of those witches, babe."

"I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say."

"I'm the love witch. I seduce men with my spells, my potions, my eyes, and my body."

"I'm tired of working on myself. I will now be unapologetically insane."

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it, like, six or seven times."

"In my dreams, I'm making you pasta and nothing bad has happened to us yet."

"I said I wasn't gonna be judgmental, but fuck it. I'm sick, I have an excuse."

"I think I like when it rains."

"It's already too late for you to try and run away."

"It's me. Hi. I'm the problem, it's me."

"I want to get on my broomstick and fly away with my kitty to another city to work on my witch powers, then live with a pregnant woman who owns a bakery and start a delivery service."

"I want to go to there."

"I was at about six there. You don't wanna see me go to ten."

"Mortals, behold! The glory of the kill is mine!"

"No, I don't think you understand. I'm obsessed."

"Normalize being a sleepyhead. It's okay to be eternally trapped within the realm of ancient dreams."

"Nothing ever lasts forever."

"Not working out? Not eating right? Fucked up sleep schedule? You aren't depressed. You're on your way to achieving tremendous arcane power. Become the wizard you were meant to be."

"Oh, you think the b-word's offensive? You should hear what I say in the Call of Duty lobbies."

"Okay, I don't know how you went this long without knowing this, but there are people out there who create original Sonic the Hedgehog characters, and often those characters fuck."

"Okay, well, what you said was some bullshit. That's what it is."

"Okay... Why'd you have to fucking bring that up?"

"One kiss is all it takes."

"Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why."

"So you're telling me if I killed your family, you wouldn't be my friend anymore?"

"Take a swing. Here's my neck."

"The next time you feel lazy, remember that laziness is a puritanical myth based on the sin of idleness and is used to oppress people into forced labor."

"There are currently no bug-dragon dual type Pokémon, but I wanna share a few insects that I think would make good candidates for being the first."

"They keep on asking me who is he."

"What are you gonna do with that? You gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me with one shot."

"Whatever I've done, I did it for love."

"Which was more culturally significant? The Renaissance... or 'Single Ladies' by Beyoncé?"

"Who wants to look simple when you can look stunning?"

"Why do I keep getting attracted?"

"Why don't you sit right down and stay a while?"

"Why do we keep telling people who aren't freaky that they're vanilla? Vanilla is the freakiest flavor. Like, look at ice cream, for example. It goes good with all of the toppings. Vanilla doesn't care who you pair it up with, so long as they get on top. I aspire to be as slutty as vanilla is. Also, if you are a slut, what flavor of ice cream are you, bitch? Pistachio? Neo-political? That's fucking disgusting."

"Will I get over it? No. But life goes on."

"Yeah, I'm gay. Good at Yu-Gi-Oh."

"Yes, I am doing blasphemy! Yes!"

"You better fix my entire life, you little shit."

"You can't keep me waiting."

"You might play the same games as me, but I play them in a far worse and more unskilled way than you ever will."

"You're just being cynical."

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EMOJI STARTERS ;

Send one of the emoji below and I'll use the prompt to write a drabble or starter for our muses.

🌙 - a line from the last song I listened to. 🍁 - a line from one of my favorite songs. 🔑 - a line from the first song that comes up on shuffle. 🌻 - a line or quote from the last book (or comic / manga) I read. 🍂 - a line or quote from one of my favorite books (or comics / manga). ☀️ - a quote from the last television show (or anime / cartoon) I watched. 🔒 - a quote from one of my favorite television shows (or anime / cartoons). 💛 - a quote from the last video game I played. 🍑 - a quote from one of my favorite video games.

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EMOJI STARTERS ;

Send one of the emoji below and I'll use the prompt to write a drabble or starter for our muses.

🌙 - a line from the last song I listened to. 🍁 - a line from one of my favorite songs. 🔑 - a line from the first song that comes up on shuffle. 🌻 - a line or quote from the last book (or comic / manga) I read. 🍂 - a line or quote from one of my favorite books (or comics / manga). ☀️ - a quote from the last television show (or anime / cartoon) I watched. 🔒 - a quote from one of my favorite television shows (or anime / cartoons). 💛 - a quote from the last video game I played. 🍑 - a quote from one of my favorite video games.

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COFFEE TALK SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. 2 OF ? ;

75 starters. CW: cussing, sexual themes. Coffee Talk is a visual novel game developed by Toge Productions. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed!  [PART 1]

"Different isn't always good."

"It's a neat concept, but you need to handle it carefully and gracefully."

"He needs to learn how to communicate his thoughts nicely though."

"Let's not make the mountain even higher."

"What we have here now is more than enough for me."

"I'm taking a break from work. I need to work on a few personal matters."

"I'm curious... How did you guys meet? If you don't mind me asking..."

"Now, will you let me continue without interruptions?"

"And without even thinking about it, I punched _____ in the face."

"Yeah, I landed that one punch... And he beat me to a pulp. Easily."

"How was she doing? She hasn't returned any of my calls or texts..."

"I'm sick and tired of my family."

"Why would you say that?"

"Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to be an artist. I love drawing and creating art."

"_____ is the only person that can make me feel alive."

"I have no problem leaving my family, you know. I would happily leave them for the both of us."

"I never thought of it that way before."

"There's nothing to feel bad about!"

"It's easy for you to say that now, but you don't know what the future holds."

"You know... Love is like a flame. It might burn fiercely at first, but over time it will die down, if you don't maintain it."

"Life is full of storms."

"Marriage, it will not survive on love alone."

"There are consequences... It shouldn't be taken lightly."

"Perhaps a hot drink will give you some inspiration."

"Aren't vampires supposed to be... you know... tough?"

"Just because I'm a vampire, it doesn't mean I know kung-fu."

"Thanks for not leaving me on the street, _____."

"He might be an annoying asshole, but he's not a thief."

"What a stroke of luck, the universe sending me a guardian angel in my time of need."

"Hey, I took you to breakfast! Don't tell me that counted for nothing."

"I have to say, it wasn't my proudest moment."

"_____... I'd prefer if we skipped that part. I'm sorry, but I don't want to go into any details about it."

"Thank you for sharing your story with me. I didn't expect such a tale from you."

"I've no interest in flirting with you. I've got high standards, you know."

"Please don't forget to take a break. It's easy to get carried away by work when you're on a roll."

"That's not even a word, _____."

"Are you trying to squeeze the story from me?"

"I saw you from afar when you left the coffee shop a few days ago. So, hello! My name is _____. You could say I'm a regular here."

"Wow... It turns out pervs exist everywhere in the universe."

"You're quite dense, aren't you?"

"People often mistake me for someone who gets around a lot."

"All this information is too much to process in one evening..."

"Oh, showing some concern now, are you?"

"My, my... You really have a knack for starting trouble..."

"That sounds dangerous, liking someone without knowing the reason..."

"You really need to be more careful, _____..."

"So... Umm... How are things going in the office?"

"I want to say please don't forget to rest, but I'm sure it won't be easy for you and the team."

"I wish I could help you. Or at least say something to boost your morale. Sadly, I'm not the right person to give you advice about that."

"Getting used to unhealthy working conditions shouldn't be a norm."

"Every game has its own market, you know."

"You shouldn't waste your time on me! Relax, or something!"

"I'm coming with you! Whether you like it or not!"

"I think I should celebrate with a special drink. Something sweet."

"You are sorry... I don't have anything to be sorry for."

"Please just go home after you finish your drink."

"I know _____! He's not a good person!"

"He hasn't changed much... And even if he has, it wasn't for the better."

"You're just being paranoid!"

"What's next?! You'll lock me in the house because you're afraid of the air I'm breathing?!"

"You're just too young to understand!"

"Then make me understand! Because this is definitely not helping. There are better ways."

"TRY HARDER! Because right now, you're not helping anyone! Not me, not you, no one!"

"It will take time for me to learn. But I am learning."

"_____, are you out of your mind? You've been out of touch for so long."

"If I take things slow, I'll lose all my momentum."

"Of course I heard them. I just chose to ignore most of it. It's none of my business, is it?"

"Sometimes we don't even realize what we're capable of doing."

"And I thought I was the only one who brought bad news..."

"You've never looked like someone who needs help."

"I'm sorry, _____. I'm not really in the mood for this sort of conversation."

"You're still trying to get laid?"

"That sounds like the best plan you've had since you got here."

"It's nothing. We're just friends, you know?"

"It was a slip of the tongue, okay! I'm sorry!"

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CHAINSAW MAN MANGA STARTERS. (chapters 1-3) feel free to change pronouns as needed!

“Okay already, [name]. I know! Let’s kill something!”

“Our meal for the day is a single slice of bread.”

“What’s nice about [name] is they always do as they’re told.”

“Remember if you run away, you’ll be pig slop!”

“Well, ‘normal’ is just a pipe dream for us, anyway.”

“If dreams do come true, I wanna hug a girl before I die…”

“If you’re gonna kill me, get it over with! I’m gonna die anyway!”

“I’ll save you… so you save me. I don’t wanna die either…”

“Wish they’d at least let me dream…”

“You’re obedient like a dog… And you work for cheap treats like one too.”

“Just dreaming of a normal life was enough for me. Do I not even get to have that much?”

“I want you to live a normal life… and die a normal death.”

“I’ve always… loved listening to you talk about your dreams.”

“I’ll give you my heart. In exchange… Show me your dreams.”

“I shoulda been happy as long as I had [name] but I still dreamed of a better life.”

"Everybody dreams. You can’t help it.”

“If you’re gonna get in our way… then die!”

“Looks like someone beat us to the punch.”

“If you’re my pet, I’ll give you food.”

“Pick anything you want. I’ll pay.”

“Did you forget? You’re my pet. Only answer with 'yes’ or 'woof’.”

“I don’t need a dog who says 'no.’”

“What a relief. I won’t feel bad… for killing a lowlife like you.”

“What a good boy. You really are like a dog.”

“As we work together, won’t we end up becoming, you know…? And if we’re in that kinda relationship, couldn’t we do that kinda stuff too…? I wanna do it!! I wanna do that stuff so bad!!”

“If you show up tomorrow, I’ll give you another thrashing.”

"The only ones still alive are those who have strong conviction.”

"When I! Fight! Guys! I! Only! Aim for! The crotch!”

"I’m willing to die to keep living like this.”

“How do you like that?! Badass, right?!”

“We’ll be working together until death do us part.”

#* reblog #sentence starters #chainsaw man

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PONYO SENTENCE STARTERS ;

128 starters. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed! 

“I can’t get it out.”

“That was weird.”

“It looks kind of dead.”

“It licked me! It’s alive!”

“_____, we’ll be late!”

“This wind is crazy.”

“Well, have you found my daughter?”

“What?! She was captured by a human?”

“You are alive!”

“This is bad. This is very bad.”

“Wow. That guy was a freak show.”

“We never judge others by their looks.”

“Another experiment for school?”

“Your teacher doesn’t really like Show and Tell…”

“Don’t worry, I’ll take good care of you.”

“She came to me. She might be magic.”

“I saved her. She’s my responsibility now.”

“Humans are disgusting!”

“Not now, _____. I’m concentrating.”

“You’ll be safe here, _____. I’ll be back soon.”

“Hmm, I wonder if there are any cats around here.”

“Look at me! My mother made me a new dress. Isn’t it pretty?”

“Hey, _____, let’s go play.”

“You’re not busy. You’re five.”

“You are so weird.”

“There are rules about bringing things to school for a reason.”

“The rules are, look but don’t touch.”

“That was my fault.”

“There it comes again. I hear old _____’s voice.”

“So it must be only in my head.”

“Oh, that’s a relief. I haven’t lost my mind quite yet.”

“Are you ready to see my big surprise?”

“Maybe she could use some of her magic to fix my hips and back.”

“Fish with faces who come out of the sea cause tsunamis.”

“Come back here and apologize!”

“Don’t worry, _____. No matter what, I’ll protect you. I promise.”

“Listen, _____, you know, this could be for the best.”

“Do that. I think that’s a lovely thing to do for _____.”

“Come on, _____. Let’s get out of here.”

“What if _____ comes back?”

“Your wife must be pretty mad.”

“_____ says he’s very sorry.”

“B-U-G O-F-F!”

“_____ says he loves you. He says lots and lots.”

“Don’t cry, _____.”

“I know _____ breaks his promises sometimes. But he does his best for us.”

“I promised _____ I’d take care of her. Then I lost her. I wonder if she’s crying now.”

“You are so good!”

“Don’t you worry, _____. You did your best and _____ will be just fine.”

“I say we start with dessert and go backwards!”

“It’s been a backwards kind of day.”

“I want to be a human too!”

“Human? Ugh. What do you know about humans, _____?”

“Enough! You’re making a terrible mistake!”

“You can’t be human and magic at the same time, sweetheart.”

“If you could only remain innocent and pure forever.”

“I don’t have the power to hold her for very long.”

“Calm. I must remain calm.”

“When I think of meeting her again, my heart won’t stop pounding.”

“This door still doesn’t fit right.”

“If even one living creature got in here…”

“This cursed door!”

“Are you sure you don’t need my help?”

“If I were you, I’d get out of here while you still can.”

“Oh, _____, is that you? It’s so dark in here, I can barely see.”

“I bet the lights came back on because _____’s here.”

“Ah, this stupid TV. Nobody understands weather anymore. Might as well look at shadows and listen to crickets.”

“You need to go back and seek shelter there.”

“Okay, but right now, I need to get home.”

“_____, you gotta get out of here!”

“Try to hang on to something!”

“I’ve never seen the ocean like this.”

“_____, we have to go!”

“Life is mysterious and amazing.”

“It smells like you in here!”

“There, got ya’! Now let’s rub you down and dry you off.”

“Is he an evil wizard?”

“Looks like something must have gone wrong with the fuel line.”

“I can’t get any reception. That’s really weird.”

“Do you think _____ came from far, far away?”

“I’ve gotta go help them. I can get there if I take the mountain road.”

“I’d feel better if you stay up here.”

“I’m going to leave you here in charge. You’ll do the right thing. I know it.”

“Finally, we can get our bearings again.”

“We’re someplace I’ve never seen before.”

“What mountains are those? I have no idea where we are.”

“That is a huge wall of water.”

“Something’s coming this way.”

“I just saw the Goddess of Mercy!”

“So you saw her too? I thought maybe I was hallucinating…”

“That has a powerful spell on it…”

“This is serious! I’m trying to save _____!”

“It’s been a long time, my love.”

“Why isn’t _____ with you?”

“My baby likes you.”

“It’s just like a parade!”

“Looks like the whole town is here.”

“I don’t see _____. I hope she’s okay.”

“There’s water coming from your eyes…”

“The other side is nice, isn’t it?”

“You mean this is the other side?”

“Where do you think we are? Las Vegas?”

“The time has come for you to bear witness to a sacred test of love.”

“Aren’t they too young for this?”

“Remember, this is a very important moment. A crucial moment.”

“Do you think we can trust him?”

“I wish we could hear what they’re talking about.”

“Whatever happens, I’m just glad you’re all here for this.”

“I think I’ve been here before.”

“Don’t like this place…”

“Don’t let go of my hand.”

“_____! Please don’t die!”

“We’ve all been waiting for you.”

“I promise I’m not going to take _____ away from you.”

“_____, don’t listen to that wacko!”

“Did you hear me? Nobody fools me!”

“There is so little time! A choice has to be made!”

“That’s the best excuse you can come up with?”

“_____, please listen. You have to trust me.”

“Jump for it!”

“I don’t know why we’re here.”

“She needs you to accept and love her as she truly is.”

“Could you love her if she moved between two worlds?”

“I love all the _____s. It’s a big responsibility, but I really love her.”

“To become human, you must choose to abandon magic. Can you do that?”

“The balance of nature is restored. Life begins again.”

“There you are! Are you alright?”

“Try to remember me kindly, if you will.”

#ask meme #inbox meme #roleplay meme #rp meme #rp sentence starters #sentence starters #studio ghibli #ponyo #* mine

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GHOST lyric sentence starters

112 starters sorted by album; includes cover songs feel free to change gender pronouns content warning: sexual themes, violence

❝ OPVS EPONYMOVS ❞ ALBUM

“Lucifer! We are here for your praise!”

“Tonight we’re summoned for a divine cause.”

“Pray for all to die.”

“This chapel of ritual smells of dead human sacrifices from the altar bed.”

“She was an evil woman with an evil old soul.”

“The Devil’s power is the greatest one.”

“ ‘Tis the night of the witch tonight.”

“All witchcraft comes from carnal lust, which is in women insatiable.”

“The vengeance is hers for as long as she stands by Him.”

“Evoke the King of Hell, strike the death knell.”

“Say, can you hear the chimes?”

“It’s been a long, cold, lonely winter.”

“It feels like years since it’s been here.”

“Here comes the sun.”

❝ INFESTISSUMAM ❞ ALBUM

“Unholy is the lust in your eyes. ‘Blasphemous’ would not suffice.”

“Perverted are your wishes and dreams.”

“All your dreams will come true.”

“I am the one who preys on weak. I offer everything they seek.”

“I am the one who comes richly endowed, harvesting crops of fields that others have plowed.”

“I am the son of one below; the progeny of beast of woe.”

“I am the way… and you invited me to stay.”

“However fair and pure, you crave the wand.”

“You see through me what lies beyond.”

“The moon is full and shines an evil, blinding light.”

“Black light guides you!”

“Since dawn of time the fate of man is that of lice.”

“Welcome year zero.”

“As new dawn rises you shalt recognize, now behold the Lord of Flies.”

“He will tremble the nations.”

“He will ascend to the Heavens, above the stars of God.”

“It has served me well that the bowels of the Earth hide the pits of Hell.”

“An existence as a human is leaden monotony.”

“Come together, together as one.”

“Come together for Lucifer’s son.”

“We focus on your death.”

❝ IF YOU HAVE GHOSTS ❞ EP

“If you have ghosts, then you have everything.”

“You can say anything you want, and you can do anything you want to do.”

“You can call it surprise, there it is.”

“In the night, I am real.”

“I don’t want my fangs too long.”

“I’m crucified like my savior.”

“I’m crucified for the holy dimension.”

“I’ve seen the deepest darkness and wrestled with the Gods.”

“ ‘You’re so free,’ that’s what everybody’s telling me.”

“Something’s wrong, got a feeling that I don’t belong.”

“I’m a marionette, everybody’s pet, just as long as I sing.”

“Can’t complain, I’ve got no one but myself to blame.”

“I’m waiting for the night to fall.”

“I know that it will save us all, when everything’s dark.”

“There is a star in the sky, guiding my way with its light.”

“And in the glow of the moon, know that my deliverance will come soon.”

“It’s easier here just to forget fear.”

“And when I squinted, the world seemed rose-tinted, and angels appeared to descend.”

❝ MELIORA ❞ ALBUM

“Throw yourself into the vessel of possibilities.”

“Let none of this Earth inherit this vision of my spirit.”

“You have the power; you wear the crown.”

“In your empire, they stare and frown.”

“You will wear your independence like a crown.”

“I feel your presence amongst us. You cannot hide in the darkness.”

“Can you hear the rumble that’s calling?”

“I know your soul is not tainted, even though you’ve been told so.”

“I can feel the thunder that’s breaking in your heart.”

“I can see through the scars inside you.”

“You and I see eye to eye.”

“Now there is nothing between us. From now our merge is eternal.”

“Can’t you see that you’re lost without me?”

“He’s the shining in the light, without whom I cannot see.”

“He is insurrection, he is spite.”

“He’s the force that made me be.”

“We’re hiding here inside a dream.”

“And all our doubts are now destroyed.”

“The guidance of the morning star will lead the way into the void.”

“I was carried on a wolf’s back here to corrupt humanity.”

“I will bury you in treasures just to feed your incapacity.”

“You are the possessée of avarice, I am the ruler of the Earth.”

“I will smother you in riches until you choke on sordid mirth.”

“You are summoned in cupidity, purulence, and lust.”

“Pathetic humans in despair.”

“All beauty lies within you.”

“Every day a little more you’ve been dying, dying to reach the setting sun.”

“All those things that you desire, you will find there in the fire.”

“You’ll be down on your knees and you’ll cry; cry for absolution.”

“Ain’t this your time of need?”

“You’re turning to the light.”

“The world is on fire, and you are here to stay and burn with me.”

“And we are here to revel forevermore.”

“You’re so goddamn frail.”

“You just had to know all about the world.”

“Oh, you are looking good.”

❝ ZENITH ❞ SINGLE

“We conquered the magic.”

“We counted the stars.”

“Devoured by shadows, we cling to the light.”

“Your zenith fades into eternity.”

“Time will soon be gone.”

“Come unleashed.”

“You’re set free.”

❝ POPESTAR ❞ EP

“Are you ready to swear right here, right now, before the Devil?”

“Oh, take me internally.”

“Do or die, what’s done is done.”

“True beauty lies on the blue horizon.”

“Who or why, what’s one is one.”

“Whatever burns, burns eternally.”

“When I’m on fire, my body will be forever yours.”

“I believe you could be what I need to believe.”

“It’s the same old song that I always sing each year.”

“Just because it’s perennial doesn’t make it less real.”

“It just keeps coming ‘round again.”

“I was born an original sinner. I was born from original sin.”

“If I had a dollar bill for all the things I’ve done, I’d have a mountain of money piled up to my chin.”

“Don’t mess with a missionary man.”

“Stop what you’re doing.”

“Get down upon your knees.”

#* self reblog #sentence starters #ghost #// i'll make a part two since it's been several years since i made this one.

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COFFEE TALK SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. 1 OF ? ;

115 starters. CW: alcohol mention, sexual themes. Coffee Talk is a visual novel game developed by Toge Productions. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed! 

"Welco—Oh, it's you."

"Man, that's a bummer!"

"Don't worry, take your time."

"Heh, writer's block again?"

"What are you writing now?"

"I really need that triple shot espresso."

"Hmm, that aroma... Ahh... That's exactly what I need."

"It sounded so simple when I was making the plan."

"Uh, did I say something wrong?"

"Drown your troubles in coffee."

"Yeah, yeah, I know, it was such a stupid thing to do."

"Umm... Well... It was so bad that, well, after reading it... I decided to just delete everything immediately."

"You don't need to be so cynical about it."

"How about something chocolatey? It's perfect for this weather."

"I thought this place would be more crowded."

"I don't really have anywhere else to go."

"I'm a writer who works best at night and in a coffee shop."

"No matter how deep you go, there's always another layer of Hell."

"How do you usually deal with bad customers here?"

"I could go on forever complaining about her, but that won't help me."

"You should make a meme about her."

"It wouldn't be wise to talk about customers with other customers."

"They won't give us a chance at all?"

"I got into a fight with my old man. That's why I'm staying at _____'s now."

"You don't have to do this, you know?"

"I can't stand even one more second being a part of them."

"You don't know what they said about you last night!"

"So this it, then... The end of out relationship."

"Do you want to be hiding our relationship for the rest of eternity?"

"You're making this hard for both of us."

"Do you feel happy when you're with me?"

"I can't think about this clearly right now."

"I'm sorry you had to listen to our problems."

"This coffee shop has seen all kinds of stories. I do hope yours will have a happy ending."

"Do you have someone you love?"

"Out of all the people in the world, why did I fall for her?"

"You can't choose who you fall in love with."

"Anyway, I need to go now, and probably drink myself under until the sun rises."

"Hey, don't be rude! I'm being serious here!"

"What if I say you can't do that?"

"Seems like you're in high spirits this evening, _____."

"You still remember my favorite, right?"

"I'm not even sure whether that's a compliment or not..."

"You got balls, I can tell you that."

"How's the leap of faith going so far?"

"Wait... Is stealing time a crime?"

"You're making me feel worse by saying that."

"You should feel bad."

"Hey, what do you have against me tonight?!"

"This was the place, wasn't it? Where we first met..."

"They should have given you a promotion for your loyalty and long service."

"That only happens in porn."

"You don't have to feel ashamed if you like watching that kind of thing, you know..."

"I would prefer if you didn't start fantasizing."

"It's nice to see friendships that grow in unlikely circumstances."

"Please don't do jokes. You're really bad at it."

"Hey, _____, seems like there's a cat—OH MY GOD, SHE GOT IN WITH ME."

"You look like you've just seen a ghost."

"Seriously, you've never seen me on TV or social media?"

"Why does this coffee shop attract so many weird people?"

"Actually... I witnessed something scary on my shift today."

"This is the safest place around here."

"Hey, that endorsement comes with a discount, right?"

"You know I can hear you, right?"

"Unresolved problems are dangerous."

"As much as I hate to admit it... Conflict is always the best way to know someone. Even your own blood."

"You don't need to rush to a decision."

I could never imagine myself doing something so... Hmm, what's the word? Something as honorable... as that."

"Are you dealing with something I shouldn't ask about?"

"I'm not a criminal. In case that's what you had in mind."

"Isn't that false advertising?"

"Don't be naive. Truth is a matter of circumstance and perspective."

"Act like a civilized person... If you can."

"I imagine, even in a world where only one race exists, problems will still appear, anyway."

"Perhaps it's diversity that can teach us to look past the differences."

"The bottom line is, we'll always find a way to hate each other."

"Call me pretentious, but I think drinks have the power to connect people's hearts."

"I want our relationship to move forward. I want a family."

"Why do you have to care so much about what his or your family think?"

"I don't want to be held responsible if he regrets his decision one day."

"Abandoning one's family is NOT a solution!"

"What if marrying me is a mistake?"

"From what I can see, you're the problem here."

"That 'blood is thicker than water' mentality won't work here."

"Not every family is worth fighting for, you know."

"You can't have it all, _____. This is not a fairy tale."

"You didn't have to say it so harshly, you know."

"You never change, do you?"

"Dude, honesty is good and all, but... You know, try not to be a dick."

"Why are you staring at me like that?"

"What did you want to talk about when you told me to meet you here?"

"Do you ever wonder what we'd be like if we hadn't met?"

"Earthlings really need to work on their communication."

"Are you urukhigh69?"

"If you're that desperate for a date, why don't you ask your friends or go to a club or something?"

"If she didn't reply, I'm a hundred percent sure she bailed. She's not coming."

"Life is never boring here."

"I always wanted to be a fiction writer, but... conjuring words is hard."

"Hahaha! Come on, you don't have to worry so much about everything."

"To be honest, I hated the idea of turning the game into a movie."

"They have the budget for the flashy visuals, but I doubt they'll do the series justice."

"You're not the first to say I'm weird."

"Usually people that play artsy games are gamers that got bored of the current state of video games."

"Whoa, that's a highly specific fun fact to know."

"My extended family is probably as big as Seattle's population."

"Ahhh, that smell... It brings back so many memories."

"You're being creepy, _____... Go back to your chair and keep your distance!"

"There's a creepy old man trying to flirt with us..."

"I apologize for earlier. I wasn't trying anything funny."

"I don't know how to talk to her anymore. Or even what to talk about."

"Give them time and space... but be there when they need you."

"Well, nothing's happened... Yet. I just feel it in my guts."

"Is it possible you're just being paranoid?"

"You'll drive her away if you keep on acting like this."

"Is it okay if I stay a bit longer, _____?"

#ask meme #inbox meme #roleplay meme #rp meme #rp sentence starters #sentence starters #coffee talk #* mine

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HEY ARNOLD, SEASON 1 SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. 2 OF 6 ;

E03 - ❛ Arnold’s Hat / The Stoop Kid ❜ and E04 - ❛ Helga’s Makeover / The Old Building ❜ // 72 starters. CW: violence. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed! [PART 1]

“Why, you got the manners of an old billy goat.”

“Once a cowboy, always a cowboy.”

“It’s so beautiful. A monument to my beloved.”

“Why don’t you give up?”

“I’ll never get it. Never, never, never!”

“I knew I’d get it. I knew it all the time.”

“What’s that you say? I dance divinely? My eyes are lovely?”

“I knew you couldn’t fight your true feelings for me.”

“The door’s locked, _____. What are you doing in there?”

“The Jolly Olly man’s gone insane! He’s passing out free ice cream!”

“Oh, my beloved! What havoc have I wrought?”

“I must right this terrible and grievous wrong and restore to you that which makes you the _____ I worship and adore.”

“You are who you are because of what’s on the inside, not the outside.”

“You’re looking good. Have you been working out?”

“Anybody ever tell you you look like some sort of sun-bronzed Greek god these days?”

“Yuck! Who said you could touch me?!”

“I’ll never wash these clothes again.”

“Try not to hurt your little dainty toesy-woesies.”

“This is gonna be harder than I thought.”

“Are you sure you don’t wanna come inside?”

“Are you crazy? He’ll just chase you down and pulverize you.”

“I’m gonna pound you, you little maggot!”

“Just shut up and leave me alone!”

“It’d just be a waste of time!”

“What’s so great about the world anyway?”

“The legend dies, _____.”

“I didn’t know there was gonna be so many people here.”

“Don’t worry about them, _____. Just keep concentrating.”

“I don’t know if I can do it, _____.”

“I’m gonna roll you downtown!”

“I wonder why _____’s not invited to _____’s party.”

“So, _____, what do you wanna do on Saturday night?”

“I was thinking of going to _____’s party. They’re gonna do makeovers and stuff.”

“_____’s party? You’re not seriously going to that, are you?”

“Yeah, I know, but I was thinking… It might be interesting.”

“Please, don’t hurt me.”

“I was invited, I just didn’t wanna go.”

“Y’know, _____, I almost feel sorry for her.”

“I don’t sound like that!”

“I oughta deck ‘em all!”

“How did that get in there? Oh well, might as well take it.”

“Am I a fire engine red or a pearly pink?”

“What’s going on in there? Are you alright?”

“Oh, this old thing? Just something I had lying around the house.”

“Yeah, well, I liked the old _____ better. At least she was honest. She’d never pretend to like all this stuff just to fit in with the crowd.”

“What’s wrong? I’ll tell you what’s wrong! This is stupid, that’s what’s wrong!”

“When they see all of us in the window, they’re gonna scream bloody murder.”

“Y’know, _____, maybe we were wrong about you. Maybe you’re not like the rest of us.”

“I mean, what could be more fun than this?”

“What do you think? Burnt copper or coral pink?”

“Help! Let me go! Let me gooo!”

“Now this is what I call a good party.”

“You’re a natural! I oughta take you on as an apprentice.”

“You’d do that for me?”

“_____ and I had our first date there.”

“Darling, you left my heart in pieces on the floor.”

“So tell me, why shouldn’t I break some things of yours?”

“That _____. He’s the dreamiest.”

“Boom! Perfect! Did you see that? Did you see what I did there?”

“You won’t let me down, will you? I’ve been let down a lot in my life.”

“I don’t know if I can take one more disappointment, _____.”

“You can count on me, _____.”

“It’s you and me, _____, standing together, side by side, against them all.”

“Now you got a problem.”

“I’ll just tell them both that I want out. They’re adults. They’ll understand.”

“Yeah? You want a piece of this?”

“Now look what you’ve done!”

“_____, have you lost your mind? Why don’t you listen to reason for once in your life and come home?”

“I parked my carcass right here and I’m not moving.”

“_____, get me out of here.”

“Thank you, _____. You stopped me from making a terrible mistake.”

“What’s wrong with you? Are your ears painted on?”

#ask meme #inbox meme #roleplay meme #rp meme #rp sentence starters #sentence starters #hey arnold #* mine

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HEY ARNOLD, SEASON 1 SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. 1 OF 6 ;

E01 - ❛ Downtown As Fruits / Eugene’s Bike ❜ and E02 - ❛ The Little Pink Book / Field Trip ❜ // 70 starters. CW: violence. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed!

“Do vegetables have souls?”

“_____, what’s your motivation?”

“If anybody’s late, they’re gonna have to answer to Old Betsy.”

“Let’s hurry or we’ll miss the bus!”

“Man, this is humiliating.”

“In a few hours, the entire student body will be laughing at us.”

“I can’t believe we have to do this.”

“Did you hear something just now?”

“You know what it is. Just take it.”

“Those shoes really pull your look together.”

“I’m a ham, you know I am.”

“I ate nothing but dairy products for two weeks!”

“How I love you… And yet I hate you! And yet I love you!”

“Who enters the realm of the great [sender’s name]?”

“There is a disturbance in your karmic energy field.”

“Wow, people downtown sure are friendly.”

“I’m ruined! Ruined!”

“You don’t know what you’re missing.”

“I got a new scab. If you squint real hard, it looks like Texas.”

“I guess every dork has his day.”

“It was an accident, _____. I’m really, really sorry.”

“Man, I feel terrible about this, _____.”

“You didn’t have to do this, _____.”

“Wow, _____. You’re a pal.”

“I brought you some candy to make it up to you.”

“Look, _____, somehow I’m gonna make it all up to you. I don’t know how yet, but I’m gonna do it. You’ll see.”

“_____ just ripped his pants wide open.”

“What happened to your voice?”

“I’m gonna take you out for one full day where nothing bad happens at all.”

“All I wanted to do was pay you back for the trouble I’ve caused you.”

“Everything just seems to go wrong.”

“I guess this wasn’t such a good day after all.”

“Y’know, nobody’s ever done anything like this for me before.”

“I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to thank you enough.”

“This has been one of the best days I’ve ever had.”

“Who’s doing that? Cut it out!”

“_____, what a boob! And yet… Ah!… What a dreamboat.”

“Your eyes, like two green jellybeans, are pools I want to bathe in.”

“In the classroom my heart doth swoon, and yet, I want to beat your face in.”

“What are you looking at, geek bait?”

“Suddenly, I feel… inspired.”

“Those poems weren’t meant to be seen until I’m dead and buried and worms have consumed my flesh.”

“Wait! Don’t touch that. It’s evidence.”

“But that’ll take all day!”

“Oh, my gosh! What is that shampoo?��

“Hey, wait a minute. Something’s wrong here. Something’s… missing.”

“Ooo, we’re doing good.”

“We’re gonna compare handwriting on each suspect on the list.”

“Face it, man. It’s not _____. It never was _____. It’s never gonna to be _____. Okay?”

“I give up. The next name on this list is _____.”

“Let’s face it, _____, we’re stumped. We aren’t any closer to figuring this out and we’ve been working all night. Let’s take a break.”

“I must stop talking to myself.”

“Look, we’re both tired. I’m gonna just go straight to bed.”

“Ever find out who your secret admirer is?”

“You’re pretty darn lucky to have someone who cares about you so much.”

“Book’s gone straight to the kid’s head.”

“Hey, _____. What’s wrong with you? You sleep in a closet or something?”

“They got a penguin named Stuart who eats his own barf.”

“He’s not so scary.”

“Let me ask you something, _____. How would you feel if you were living in the ocean and some scientist captured you and he put you in a tank?”

“They’ll never catch me! Never!”

“Calm down, _____. It’s a hypothetical question.”

“I said, come on! We’ve got a mission to complete!”

“We’re taking action! Righting a wrong!”

“From now on, call me Chief, and you’re Agent Nine.”

“_____, do you have a driver’s license?”

“_____, we’re trespassing. This is public property.”

“Good, the sentry’s not at his post. Now’s our chance! Come on!”

“This is worse than I thought.”

“Don’t worry, buddy, we’re busting you out of this joint.”

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TUMBLR TEXT POST SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. 2 ;

75 starters. CW: blood mention, cussing, death. Starters come from various text posts floating around Tumblr. The only thing changed for this post was adding capitalization and punctuation. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed! [PART 1]

“Academia is cool and sexy until I’m expected to work.”

“An anime with more than a hundred episodes is a bigger commitment than marriage.”

“Anyone who believes all water tastes the same is no acquaintance of mine.”

“Anyway, that’s every reported eyewitness account of Mothman through ‘68, and that’s just in West Virginia! Haha, but enough about me. Let’s hear about your top five cryptids!”

“Aside from being the worst person alive, I am literally perfect.”

“At the end of the day, I’m just a girl who loves her bed.”

“Being equally obsessed with each other sounds hot to me.”

“Being good doesn’t get you anything.”

“Be the worst you can be.”

“But do aliens believe in me?”

“Don’t let anyone dehumanize you. Dehumanize yourself. Be the creeping eldritch horror you’ve always longed to be. Rain furious vengeance down upon those who would unmake you.”

“Do something today that would’ve gotten you burnt at the stake four hundred years ago.”

“Do you ever just want someone to come over and sit on the floor with you for a few hours?”

“Do you ever wanna listen to music, but every song is just not the right song?

“Feeling safe around someone’s energy is a different kind of intimacy.”

“Flirting is childish. We’re grown. Just tell the person you like that you see God in their eyes.”

“Friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place.”

“Friendship is temporary. Blood pacts are forever.”

“Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to live in a Victorian estate and be the most feared widow in the village.”

“Half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole.”

“Having a body causes me so much agony. I wish I was just a floating entity with no physical form.”

“How do I overthink so much and still make the wrong decision?”

““I can fix him!” You can’t even fix your sleep schedule, bestie.”

“I don’t care if your body is a temple. Call me when it’s been closed down and taken over by Spirit Halloween.”

“I don’t know about soulmates, but those people who eat parts of the food or candy that you don’t like and you do the same for them... We’ve lived a hundred lifetimes together, probably.”

“I don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one, boys.”

“If you see me in the streets, just know that my mind is in the void. I’m physically alive, but mentally checked out.”

“I guess we all learned a valuable lesson. Except for me. I wasn’t paying attention and was asleep for most of the time.”

“I hate when people ask what I would do in their situation because nine times out of ten, I would literally never be in that situation in the first place.”

“I hope manners is the next cool trend.”

“I just love sleep so much. Like, you just close your eyes and you’re gone, bitch. Brain logged the fuck off. Powerful.”

“I just realized there’s, like, a hundred new Pokémon coming this year, give or take, and I have to decide what personal memories and details about friends to forget in order to make room for them all.”

“I like my women like I like my woods. Haunted and could kill me at any moment.”

“I like to fuck around and waste time at least six to ten hours a day, and let me tell you, that puts some pressure on your schedule. You have no idea how busy I am.”

“I love to learn. Unfortunately, my brain doesn’t like to remember.”

“I love when I ‘make a mental note’ of something. It’s gone within twenty seconds.”

“I’m not a religious person, but I do sometimes think God made you for me.”

“I’m not playing hard to get. I genuinely don’t know how to talk.”

“I���m wearing dark glasses today because I’m seeing the future, and the future is looking very bright.”

“I think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way. Really, it’s so cute.”

“I think making sense is optional. Sometimes I just be talking.”

“I think the meaning of life is eating good food in the company of people you love.”

“It’s because I’m pretty, that’s why I have problems.”

“It’s crazy how I’m just some person.”

"It seems you are in love with your computer.”

“It’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog. It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on the dog.”

“I will never elaborate because I have no idea what I just said.”

“Live, laugh, love? Nah. Languish, lament, lay down.”

“Michael Myers taught me a valuable life lesson. Don’t worry about how fast everyone around you is moving. If you’re determined, just move at your own pace and you’ll kill shit every time. Thanks, Mike.”

“Moving to the forest to eat leaves and lie in the dirt. Insurance companies can’t deny me this.”

“Okay, bored of being alone now. Ready to get married.”

“Okay, hear me out... What if—now bear with me—we held hands? Maybe even kiss a little? Hugs would be nice—”

“People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about. Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.”

“People who fall asleep right away freak me out. Don’t you bitches have thoughts?”

“Really starting to understand old people these days. I love letters. Love packages. Terrified of my email inbox.”

“Someone take me out. Either in the assassination way or in the date way.”

“Sorry for being so sexy and having the best taste in literature. As if I asked for it.”

“Sorry I called you a fucking idiot. I was trying to flirt.”

“So what if I love you? Shut up.”

“The fact that I have to be in the ‘right headspace’ to do even the simplest tasks is absolutely humiliating.”

“The only difference between me and a medieval peasant is that I can make a Spotify playlist to express my feelings.”

“The only reason I haven’t gone insane is because I romanticize everything.”

“There should be a dating app where you talk to people who borrowed the same books from the library.”

“There’s something inherently holy about kitchens.”

“Tired of being a person. Would much rather be an unidentifiable and nebulous entity that lives in the woods and may or may not be an omen of misfortune to come.”

“Wanna haunt the neighborhood with me tonight?”

“Well, I used to be attracted to people, but now I’m exclusively attracted to abstract art and the concept of death.”

“What is the logic behind naps leaving you with a weird taste in your mouth? I wasn’t eating, I was sleeping. It’s the spiders, isn’t it?”

“Winnie the Pooh didn’t rock crop tops our whole childhood to watch us become unconfident about our bodies.”

“Yes, I’m dramatic! What did you expect? I read classic literature for fun.”

“You’d look prettier under six feet of dirt.”

“You don’t always need to talk. Like, it’s good to shut the fuck up sometimes. I love not talking.”

“You gotta walk into rooms like God sent you.”

“You’re beautiful, but you’re empty. No one could die for you.”

“You wanna know what’s annoying me right now? It’s me. I am annoying the goddamn shit out of myself.”

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HALLOWEEN ACTIVITY STARTERS ;

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🧟 - attend a ‘zombie walk’ 🔥 - attend a bonfire party 🎉 - attend a Halloween party 🎡 - attend a spooky Halloween-themed carnival 🎃 - carve jack-o-lanterns 🍂 - conduct a Samhain ritual 🕯️ - conduct a seance 🍳 - cook for Dia de los Muertos 🖤 - decorate for Dia de los Muertos 🧡 - decorate for Halloween 🎁 - exchange Halloween presents 🏚️ - explore a real haunted house 🏢 - explore an abandoned building 🏕️ - go camping for the weekend 🌲 - go on a haunted hayride 🌽 - go through a corn maze 🎭 - go through a haunted house attraction 🛍️ - go to a Halloween store 🍭 - hand out candy on Halloween 🍿 - have a Halloween movie marathon 🥨 - have a horror movie marathon 👹 - hunt for cryptids 🩸 - play a creepy game in the dark (bloody mary, charlie charlie, etc.) 👻 - play with a ouija board 🫔 - prepare an ofrenda for Dia de los Muertos 🍃 - rent a cabin for the weekend ⛓️ - shop for Halloween decorations 🛎️ - stay overnight at a haunted hotel 📜 - tell ghost stories 📸 - tour a famous spooky location 🧛🏻 - try on Halloween costumes together 🪦 - visit a cemetery 🔮 - visit a fortune teller 🪴 - visit a pumpkin patch

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HALLOWEEN ACTIVITY STARTERS ;

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🧟 - attend a 'zombie walk' 🔥 - attend a bonfire party 🎉 - attend a Halloween party 🎡 - attend a spooky Halloween-themed carnival 🎃 - carve jack-o-lanterns 🍂 - conduct a Samhain ritual 🕯️ - conduct a seance 🍳 - cook for Dia de los Muertos 🖤 - decorate for Dia de los Muertos 🧡 - decorate for Halloween 🎁 - exchange Halloween presents 🏚️ - explore a real haunted house 🏢 - explore an abandoned building 🏕️ - go camping for the weekend 🌲 - go on a haunted hayride 🌽 - go through a corn maze 🎭 - go through a haunted house attraction 🛍️ - go to a Halloween store 🍭 - hand out candy on Halloween 🍿 - have a Halloween movie marathon 🥨 - have a horror movie marathon 👹 - hunt for cryptids 🩸 - play a creepy game in the dark (bloody mary, charlie charlie, etc.) 👻 - play with a ouija board 🫔 - prepare an ofrenda for Dia de los Muertos 🍃 - rent a cabin for the weekend ⛓️ - shop for Halloween decorations 🛎️ - stay overnight at a haunted hotel 📜 - tell ghost stories 📸 - tour a famous spooky location 🧛🏻 - try on Halloween costumes together 🪦 - visit a cemetery 🔮 - visit a fortune teller 🪴 - visit a pumpkin patch

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TUMBLR TEXT POST SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. 1 ;

75 starters. CW: blood mention, cussing, death. Starters come from various text posts floating around Tumblr. The only thing changed for this post was adding capitalization and punctuation. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed! 

“All I do is drink water and be stupid.”

“All I do is rotate three outfits and talk shit and have panic attacks.”

“All I want these days is to hike through a mossy forest filled with heavy fog and get lost for a while.”

“Am I supposed to feel sorry for the those two guys who died in the Blair Witch house? Who broke into HER home, trespassed on HER land, and messed with HER stick bundles? I don’t!”

“Baby girl, you are strange and off-putting.”

“Can necromancers heal depression?”

“Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.”

“Don’t forget that what you see isn’t all there is.”

“Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like, “Damn, I wish we were knights on a dangerous quest...”?”

“Do you think the world could suddenly end on a night as quiet as this?”

“Fuck yeah, I’m an influencer! My content is clownery, I promote stupidity, and I’m sponsored by the circus.”

“Have people in horror movies never seen a horror movie?”

“Holy shit... I’M the demon living in my house?”

“Hot tip: bury yourself in the forest to recharge, never come back, and become a local cryptid.”

“Humans are really good at remembering each other’s bad decisions.”

“I am one percent human and ninety-nine percent tired.”

“I don’t really feel like existing today.”

“I do this really cute thing where I shut down and hate everybody.”

“I feel like I’m in the Sims where it takes five hours to make pasta and then you have to immediately go to bed.”

“If I can’t hand my lover a cup of coffee and kiss their forehead while they’re working, then what even is the point?”

“If my son is stealing pies off window sills, it’s because I taught him to do that, bitch.”

“If you aren’t someone the church wanted dead three hundred years ago, are you really living?”

“If your computer has malware... that’s me in there. If you take care of me like a little Tamagotchi pet, I will leave and give you a secret present in your files.”

“I hate those really vivid dreams that you’re still emotionally attached to after you wake up. You’re stuck, feeling for something that technically doesn’t exist.”

“I’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept.”

“I’m like a shitty anime dating sim. If I talk to six people, I have to immediately go to bed. If I go grocery shopping, that’s half my HP.”

“I’m off to kill the most powerful man in the world.”

“In the 90s, computers would scream every time you went online. That was foreshadowing.”

“I procrastinate so much now that if I ever became a vampire I will literally put things off for centuries.”

“I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake.”

“I think my dark under eye circles are adding to the aesthetic, actually.”

“I think the far healthier app to have in middle school was the DSi camera, not Tik Tok.”

“It’s okay to be obsessed and in love with me.”

“I was born in the wrong generation. Take me back to the paleoarchean era. I want to be insentient. I want to be bacteria.”

“Little known fact: once you’re older and you’re no longer in school, time stops being real. Did that thing happen one year ago? Two? Five? A few months ago? Who knows.”

“Maybe if we all just collectively start decorating now, we can... force it to be Halloween.”

“Me? Tired? Sleepy? Yes, constantly.”

“My blood is glow stick juice. That’s why all my bones crack when I move.”

“My body is less of a temple and more of a rotting 19th century mansion rumored to be haunted by several wicked and vengeful spirits.”

“My body is my temple. Ancient and crumbling. Probably cursed.”

“My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself.”

“My kink is closing doors so that I’m in complete solitude.”

“My superpower is going into a book store and immediately forgetting the name of every book I’ve ever wanted to read.”

“Not all your life decisions have to be smart. Some can be purely for cinematic value.”

“Nothing should go back to normal. Normal wasn’t working.”

“Not really a fan of this ‘being a person’ thing.”

“People keep saying “go big or go home” as if going home doesn’t sound like the best idea ever. Hell yeah, I wanna go home, and I’m gonna take a nap when I get there.”

“People who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto.”

“Pray for me. Nothing’s wrong, I just want more power.”

“Protect me from what I want.”

“Pro tip: instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible, but you will not care at all.”

“Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.”

“Reminder: you can start over at any time. Your day is not ruined. Your world is not over. Take a deep breath. Start over.”

“Rest in peace to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods.”

“Sexting? Nah, I’m into spexting. Spooky texting. Ever seen a ghost? Hit me up.”

“Something all children covet is the generic black t-shirt with white skull worn by cartoon teenagers.”

“Sometimes a girly just needs to mask her declining mental state by calling herself a girlboss and that’s okay.”

“Sorry, bro, I can’t hang out today. I used up all my mana.”

“Sorry I tried to drink your blood. I think you’re cute.”

“The internet is awesome, but you can’t download love.”

“The only reason I still have depression is because I can’t take my brain out and blow on it like a DS cartridge.”

“The older you get, the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing.”

“The world is just generally better when you’ve recently eaten a sandwich.”

“The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror.”

“Very sexy of me to be isolating myself and rotting into the floor.”

“Well, the horrors may be beyond YOUR comprehension, but I understand them perfectly.”

“What does your soul look like?”

“What ever happened to personality? I want decorative towels that aren’t boring! I want NOVELTY! I want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets, and immediately think “this lady is a wacko” and also “her stuff is haunted!””

“When fat Pikachu finally returns, I know he will single-handedly save our economy.”

“Yeah, I could have cracked the Zodiac cipher before those guys did. I just didn’t want to.”

“You cannot find peace by avoiding life.”

“You can’t keep dancing with the devil and wonder why you’re still in Hell.”

“You know what I would be if I was in a video game? That dead body you find at the beginning with like ten gold.”

“You think too much. You’ll make yourself ill if you keep that up.”

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