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this has been eating at me

in one episode, you hear all of the times that allison rumored someone. right?

well she also says “i heard a rumor that i got it on the first take” or something like that. can she rumor herself? cuz there’s no way that she can just say that and then have no mess ups.

did she rumor the whole cast at that part? how does this work?

#the umbrella academy #allison hargreeves

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dating Five headcanons

The snuggles!!!

Like for read this kid loves having you in his arms

He loves playing with your hair

He’s almost always the big spoon

But occasionally

o c c a s i o n a l l y

He wants to be the big spoon

His absolute favorite thing is when you bury your head in the crook of his neck when you cuddle

It makes him smile literally every time you do it

So you make sure to do it more often when he’s feeling sad or overworked

He’s so w a r m

But you are so c o l d

So it's perfect when you need a nap and don't have a blanket

He loves listening to you talk about your day or something that you read about

And you love hearing about the equations and physics stuff he’s working on.

He loves making you teas and coffees when he makes himself one

You hold hands all the time

He is so touch starved that he hugs, kisses, and holds you every chance he gets

He loves when you play with his hair and scratch his back while he’s working

He says it calms him

He lets you take him shopping for more “appropriate” clothes

And then gets mad when you want to wear his shirts and hoodies

He loves to kiss you on the cheek whenever he gets the chance

It took much to long for you two to actually kiss

And when you did, he couldn’t stop smiling

So now when he’s stressed you kiss him and hug him to make him know that he is very much loved

He doesn’t vocalise how much he loves you because of how long he spent alone, but you know he loves you

Griddy’s is a comfort place when you are both in a mood

You love watching conspiracy theories and crime documentaries together

His favorite thing is when you get freaked out and have to hide your face in his chest

All in all he’s a big softie and would never let anyone know

#five hargreeves #The Umbrella Academy #five hargreeves imagines #umbrella academy imagines #five hargreeves headcanons

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Diego x Reader

In which Diego finds out the reader is pregnant

“Hey D, can you come here for a second?” Y/N called from the kitchen at the academy.  

He came in shortly after she had called him, his hands full with clean laundry.  “What’s up?” he asked. 

“Can you get the wine down? Me and Allison and Viktor were gonna sit around and catch up, but the bottle is too high.” she said.

“ugh, fine but the next time you call me in here when I’m doing the laundry, it better be an emergency.” he scoffed grabbing the bottle of white wine. 

“I thought you didn't drink wine?” he asked.

“Oh I don’t.  But I can’t anyways I-” She started but quickly cut herself off.  

“You what?  Why couldn’t you drink wine? Are you, like, allergic or something?”

“Yeahhhh, allergic, riiiight.” She said trying not to sound suspicious.  

He eyed her for a moment and left to finish the laundry. 

“So he really doesn't know?” Allison asked. “How has he not noticed.  It was so hard for me to quit all that stuff.”

“I mean you really can’t tell yet.  Do you know how far along you are?” Viktor asked.

“Far along in what?” Diego asked entering the room.

“Oh y/n is-” Viktor started

“Pregnant” Y/n finished, looking at her lap.  She knew that Diego didn't want kids.  He was always saying how he didn't want to have the opportunity to be a bad father like Reginald.

“Why didn't you tell me? Did you think Id be mad at you?” He asked.  Her eyes were still focused on her lap.  She gave a small nod and he knelt down in front of her. “I love you more than anything on this earth.  You know that, but nothing that you can tell me will ever make me mad, or make me love you less.  If that baby has even a fraction of your love or even the tiniest bit of your heart, then I will go to the ends of the earth for it.” He said almost crying towards the end.  

Y/n’s eyes were spilling tears as well and her hands had gravitated towards her stomach.

She reached her hands toward Diego’s face and kissed him softly.  His smile parted them and he pressed his forehead to hers.  

“I love you so much” Y/n said smiling.

#diego hargreeves #diego hargeeves x reader #Umbrella Academy #The Umbrella Academy #umbrella academy imagines #requests open

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I need to prove a point to my school

Reblog if you believe that sexual predators should be punished, no matter their sexuality

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tag urself - which tntl bit are you?

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i cannot believe this. i don’t believe that anyone feels the way i do about you now

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

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Klaus x Sibling!Reader

It was an especially quiet day in the Hargreeves household.  The kids were lazing around, some reading, others napping on the couches.  It was rare that this would be allowed to occur, but the crime was low and Reginald was off doing God knows what.  

Viktor and Ben were reading, Five was writing and drawing, Luther and Diego were fast asleep one on the floor, the other on the couch, and Allison was reading a magazine.  Klaus and y/n were painting each others nails by the fireplace.  

“So, then I see who it is and I just can’t believe it,” Klaus said continuing his story.  Y/n was spacing out, with a worried look on their face.  “Y/n are you good?” He asked abandoning his story.

“Huh, what, yeah I’m fine it’s just- How did you know you were gay?”  their words were fast and their voice was laced with concern.  Those that were still awake all turned to look in y/n’s direction.  their face immediately flushed and they looked on the verge of tears.

“Well, uh, I don’t really know, I guess it was a while ago, there was this boy, Conner, and he was just really cute.  Why do you ask?”

“I, um, I think I might be gay.” Y/n said whispering the last part as to not be heard by their siblings.  

Klaus stopped painting their nails, put the cap on the polish and looked them in the eyes.  He grabbed their hands and said “If you are, I support you so much, if you decide you’re not, I support you, if you think you are somewhere in between, guess what? I support you.  We all do, and we’ll be with you through the whole process and we will be by your side through all of it, okay?”  his voice was soft and comforting and just what y/n needed to hear.

“Thank you, Klaus.” they said softly, squeezing his hands.

#klaus hargreeves #umbrella academy klaus #umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy imagines

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Sentence Prompts

taken from @victoryrpr     

“ who do you think you are? “

“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

“ please just … leave me alone. “

“ i’m so happy! “

“ is this a gift for me? “

“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “

“ i love you. “

“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “

“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “

“ w — what? “

“ … i’m sorry. “

“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

“ bitch , guess what? “

“ oh my god … “

“ fuck you to fucking hell! “

“ man … go to hell. “

“ what did you just send me? “

“ what did you just say? “

“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “

“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

“ are you jealous? “

“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

“ you’re so stupid. “

“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “

“ you don’t want me. “

“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “

“ let me take you out on a date. “

“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “

“ no! don’t tickle me! “

“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “

“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

“ so what will it be tonight? “

“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “

“ i don’t love you. “

“ you don’t love me. “

“ … is there something you want? “

“ you know , you’re really cute. “

“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “

“ shh … don’t cry. “

“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “

“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “

“ hello darkness my old friend … “

“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “

“  i wish i knew how to talk about it.  ”  

“  you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together.  ”

“  i don’t want to be alone anymore.  ”  

“  i wish i could hate you. ”

“  take a seat, we’re gonna be here a while. ”

“  i need you to trust me.  ”  

“ i missed/miss you. ”  

“  she/he won’t listen to me. ”

“  let me do this for you. please.  ”

“  is there anything else you want to say to me?  ”

“  tell me something happy. ”

“  promise me.  ”

“  i just want/wanted to help.  ”  

“  let me explain.  ”

“ i didn’t/don’t need you to understand, i just wanted/want you to support me. ”  

“ i’m on your side. ”

“ i’ve got your back, okay? ”

“  please, tell me you have a plan. ”

“  stay with me tonight. ”

“  don’t go. please.  ”

“  i’ve been alone for so long i’m afraid i don’t know what it’s like not to be. ”

“ talk to me.  ”  

“ i did what i had to do.  ”

“  we can’t keep going on like this. ”

“ i’m just tired.  ”

“ i’m scared.  ”

“ it’s okay to be afraid. fear can be good. use it.  ”

“ it’s better to expect disappointment. ”

“ hope is dangerous.  ”

“  i like seeing you smile. ”  

“ you look beautiful.  ”  

“ be patient with her/him. they’re trying. ”  

“ i’m trying my best and it’s not good enough. it’s never good enough. ”

“  i’m starting to think i’m just fucked up.  ”  

“  have a drink with me.  ”

“ she/he is better off without me. but i guess that’s their choice. ”

“  you can’t dictate what’s best for someone else. ”

“ can i help you?  ” “ i thought you’d like this. ”

“  do you wanna get out of here?  ”

“  walk with me?  ”

“  well, shit.  ”

“  change isn’t easy.  ”

“  i just wanted to say i’m sorry.  ”

“  i guess being angry was/is just easier than being sad.  ”

“  what did you want to tell me?  ”

“  it was supposed to be simple.  ”

“  you’ve got blood on your shirt.  ”

“  you can stay with me.  ”

“  what did you want to show me?  ”

“  i miss ____ more than i thought i would.  ”

“  i don’t like to talk about it, but i wanted you to know.  ”

“  shut up. please.  ”

“  fuck off.  ”

“  hush, i’m trying to kiss you.  ”

“  you’re lucky you’re cute.  ”

“  i fucked up.  ”

“  i just want to take it all back.  ”

“  i can’t sleep.  ”

“  can’t sleep?  ”

“  we should get a pet.  ”

“  if you have something to say, spit it out. ”

“  i’m allowed to be angry.  ”

“  she/he aint even that cute.  ”

“  just hold me.  ”

“  do you want me to go?  ”  

“  i just need time.  ”

“  i already made my decision, you’re not going to change that.  ”  

“  nothing you can say will surprise me.  ”

“  everyone leaves, eventually. either they move on or they die. they leave and i’m left behind.  ”

“  death is a part of life. i accepted that a long time ago.  ”

“  i don’t fear death. i fear anonymity.  ”

“  listen to me, please.  ”

“  i’m not even sure what to say to that.  ”

“  that should probably shock me, but honestly it doesn’t.  ”

“  am i supposed to care?  ”

“  i do care.  ”  

“  you make me happy.  ”

“  you look beautiful like this.  ”  

“  if this is your idea of fun, i don’t know what to say to you.  ”

“  it terrifies me.  ”

“  just let me show you how i feel.  ”

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How Could You Have Possibly Known That?

Five had spent all day working on this equation.  Viktor and Diego had tried multiple times to get him to take a break.  Luther had given up the moment he entered his room.  He refused to leave the room no matter what.  He resorted to having a bell to ring when he absolutely needed food or when he needed someone to hold something so he could write higher on his walls.  

Dolores was, of course, no help.  Constantly trying to throw him off by yelling random numbers in an act of desperation due to lack of attention.  It had gotten to the point where Viktor, Diego and Allison were trying to pry the chalk out of his hand and force him to sit somewhere else for a bit.  Of course as soon as he was in the living room, he jumped back into his room.  Lucky for the rest of the Hargreeves’s, Klaus had taken all of his chalk.  

“KLAUS I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!” was all that could be heard from upstairs.  Of course the threats were empty but it was enough to warrant an apology from all of his siblings.  

Upon further inspection, Klaus seemed to have drawn, or written, on his walls.  Five went to see what he had messed up and found no errors.  Nothing was unusual, save the handwriting.  

“How could you have possibly known that the equations were off?” He asked his junkie brother.

“Simple really, the 3 here looked like a mustache.  I thought that it looked weirds so i fixed it to a 7.  Makes sense now, doesn’t it.  Hey, speaking of making cents, can I borrow $20?  I’m feeling a bit hungry after all of my endeavors.”  He said innocently.  

Not that Klaus was to be underestimated, but Five was genuinely baffled at the fact that his brother, who once got his hand stuck in the refrigerator, had solved something that Five couldn’t.

Please send in your requests my dudes

#Klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy imagines

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im gonna say it!!!!!!

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Five x Reader

Five helps the reader through a panic attack 

It started like they all do: slow, sweaty, and loud.  You and five were laying on the couch, his head on your chest, watching conspiracy theories.  Your hands were running through his hair when all of a sudden, you couldn’t breathe.  “Are you okay y/n?” He asked lifting his head.  You were frozen, you couldn’t move.  It was as if your body had completely shut down.  The room was too loud and the air felt thick.  You couldn’t breathe ad everything was too much.  Your heart started to beat faster and faster and soon enough you were shaking.  “Y/n? hey, hey, I’m here.  You're okay.” he said trying to calm you.  It wasn’t working and you started to hyperventilate.  He grabbed your face, his hands were warm and soft. “Look at me, I’m here. You’re okay, and you’re safe.  Take a deep breath for me please.”  You tried but all that came of it was a strangled cry.  His eyes filled with panic and he did the only thing he could think of.  He held you close to him, very tight.  He stroked your hair and told you everything was going to be alright.  You sat for what felt like hours until you were calm enough .  “Are you okay?” he asked once again, this time very concerned and lovingly. “Y-yeah, I’m f-fine. Thank you.” you replied.  He kept you in his arms until you fell asleep and he stayed with you all night.

this is probably very bad lol.  anyways, im new to the whole fanfic thing but send requests I guess and ill do my best to get them done.

#umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #diego hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #Allison hargeeves #Klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #luther hargreeves #number 5 #number 1 #number 2 #number 3 #number 4 #number 6 #number 7 #umbrella academy imagines